Shivari Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 OMG we're all going to die. Sorry if this was made I already, I searched though. So what would you do in the event of a zombie attack. I will now copy paste what I wrote on another forum as it's horribly long. I highly doubt a single person will read it but whatever. I'd need about 15 people at the most for this. I'm setting this right where I live so the locations will follow suit. I will quickly grab a few blunt objects (probably baseball bats and then a large shovel) to make my way out of the house, I will then gather about 20 healthy and capable people to work with me. We will hold up in the Walmart or Target here (they're right next to each other here, so I'll pick whichever one isn't occupied or out of supplies.) We would split up into 2 teams. One will stay back, filling all containers with water (as running water will soon disappear, along with electricity.) The other half will head to Home Depot, and grab tons of gardening supplies and seeds for vegetables. We would also get stuff to fortify the entrances and generators for electricity which will be rationed so that we don't waste it. Keep in mind that guns are hard to aim in real life, especially in a situation like this, so they're essentially worthless. On the way back we would stop at places that have some weapons that don't require ammo or anything, mainly blunt objects (bats, shovels, and the like) and check the sword shop that's here (it mainly sells replicas, but on the chance that they have authentic swords it's worth a check.) We may not do all of this in one trip, but they're things that need to get done quickly. We would blockade all doors with what we can and continue filling containers with water. Assuming it's the right season we will immediately turn the roof into a garden, this is why we stopped at Home Depot. We need soil and supplies for this. We would plant vegetables and stuff and when they're good we'll keep most of it for the winter. We would probably also check grocery stores around before we hole up for good for any more non-perishable food and to the library to get tons of books. You need something to do when not fighting for your life. We would ration food (especially if we have more then the 15 max. limit) and just make any adjustments needed. We'd upkeep blockades daily and then probably start making babies. Hopefully someone is in whatever store (Walmart or Target) that we didn't go to and also have a good situation so that we can trade supplies if one is in need and there is a surplus. We'd probably build armored trucks to exchange supplies and have walkie talkies for communication. After that, we just survive. The only bad thing about my plan is water supply. After the containers we fill run out we'll depend on rain and a technique to purify urine (saw how to do it on Man vs. Wild, he did it with sea water but urine works too.) /rant NOTE: We're using the fast type of zombie (28 series like) but they're all undead and they won't die if they don't eat. In other words, you can't wait for it to blow over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
777 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 I would let one bite me, Kick his ass. Go hold myself somewhere, in a locked closet maybe that would be somehow easy to break out and wait until I turned into one. Have fun in Walmart. Edit: Fast zombies eh, Then I would die right away. Mainly because I live in a part of the city where theres a lot of people. I would head into the bush, And live my natural life there. Like head waaay deep into it. Although I think I'd rather be eaten by a zombie than a bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorgi Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Hahahaha that is so awesome. Shivari, i reccommend the comic The Zombie Hunters, it's right up your street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJake Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 wow thats actually a very good plan. if zombies ever do attack, ill be asking you what to do next haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorgi Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 The question remains: WHAT IF A ZOMBIE BIRD ****S IN YOUR EYE ?! edit: ****ing ****ting ****ing cunting swear filter. edit2: WOAH NELLY THE SWEAR FILTER ISN'T QUITE READY FOR ME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivari Posted August 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 wow thats actually a very good plan. if zombies ever do attack, ill be asking you what to do next haha. It's the result of many discussions and quite a bit of free time. And this swear filter is ****ing **** ***** ****! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 I'd get myself into a place where I can see the only entrance and exit. And pickup a shotgun. Or, join the zombies as their human leader. I'd be awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
777 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 And lose your mind trying to normally converse with one of them after many years lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 I'm not a conversationalist so it wouldn't bother me too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
777 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Yeah for sure. I usually think of this all the time when I'm playing any Resident Evil game, So maybe later I'll edit this post with my own plan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 I'm seriously not. More things would get to me about zombie's then their lack of being able to hold a decent conversation. I doubt they'd be very good cooks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivari Posted August 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 I'm seriously not. More things would get to me about zombie's then their lack of being able to hold a decent conversation. I doubt they'd be very good cooks. Yeah, get used to raw organs freshly plucked from dead bodies. Yummy.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Yeah, get used to raw organs freshly plucked from dead bodies. Yummy.. Nothing wrong with Kidney or Liver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJake Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 yeah i think about that stuff during some of my more boring classes. but i dont think that far ahead usually, its just stuff like "hmm i could run over and grab that lamp and use it for protection, and while theyre eating Cody, i could climb out of that window......etc." although sometimes instead of zombies, i think of terrorists haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivari Posted August 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 although sometimes instead of zombies, i think of terrorists haha. What kind of scenario is that? The kind of terrorists that eat people to insite terror? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJake Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 What kind of scenario is that? The kind of terrorists that eat people to insite terror? haha no, no one gets eaten when i do the terrorist scenario. but thanks for the idea haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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