so since you seem to be a salesperson/promoter...
is this dress made for strippers, or could i possible pull it off without looking totally trashy? i'm obsessed with chekerboard, but it looks really short and really tight (though i am tiny). i don't mind looking like a skank as long as i'm a classy one.
and damn, they have 45 colors of checkerboard tights. i though i was crazy enough for having 2! (i have black/white and navy blue/white).