Jorgi

a lot of people have been saying this, like they don't like the new victoria, but i don't get it ? victoria has had what, all of 3 minutes screentime over the past 2 films ? i don't have any feelings towards the old victoria because i haven't really seen her be victoria yet, she's just a face, so i welcome the new victoria. just sayin, really

DIED. THIS. IS. ....quite a good picture of him. i watched Law Abiding Citizen the other day and i have respect for him now, because i've only ever seen him in 300 which is theatrically shit but cinematographically (yes thats a word) amazing, whereas LAC is cinematorgraphically average but thatrically rad. ...wait i don't see where i'm going with this post, do you ? i'm going here:

i confess i am so, so tired. internet, you are the ruin of me.

WHAT IS IT?! i don't actually post anything on it, i just follow people. millions and millions of people. what's yours ?

YES KAYLA

i confess tumblr has ruined my life. or enriched it, i haven't decided yet.

I'M SO SORRY MY SISTER SPELLS HERS LIKE KAYLEIGH AND I TYPED IT LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALISED AND THEN I GOT SO CONFUSED it's fine. your dock is certainly an impressive size.

youre such a postwhoring spoilsport i, like kailey, enjoy playing with my d...ock.

i sure wish my dick- DOCK was as cool as yours

you're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. but if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia and die.

too cute

okay so i've had a rad evening and got myself a new camera out of it, hooray boyfriends ! and now i can go back to treating him like dirt, arrharrharr. joking. or am i

i confess you completely don't i also confess i am super-duper tired but i can't be bothered to go to sleep cause i DONT HAVE TO GET UP TOMORROW isn't life grand

i never got the sex talk either, my dad was just like HOLY FUCK I HAVE THREE TEENAGE DAUGHTERS WHAT THE FUCK LET'S IGNORE EVERYTHING and it worked out ayyy-okayyyy, i mean, everyone knows babys get dropped down chimneys by storks, like, you don't need this whole awkward parental talk about it, that'd just be silly

you two are super-fab. i love how this thread has just lead to videos that increasingly kill the videoees (yeah that's a word) self-confidence and whatnot. AWKWARDNESS FTW.

i love your dick too. i mean dock.

either 2 movies or 1, they still havent decided yet and damn they're taking their time

Neither bella or edward have personalities in these movies, which is ridiculous. it's a good job they're pretty. although for real i think the majority of the reason that people love it so much is because bella has no personality- they can then project themselves onto the blank personality of nothing and be like YAY EDWARD. or something. in other news, HE'S TRYING TO EAT HER FRIKKEN FACE OFF

definite boob graze. i tihnk i'm more looking forward to this film because it's the one i know like, least well- i don't actually own this one, so i've read it once and that's it. i don't know whether that'll actually be a good thing or not but i hope so, because it'll mean i won't have as high expectations. stupid freakin' summit and their stupid freakin' character ruiners. (i was going to say book-ruiners, and then story-ruiners, and then stopped because do you know what the books and the stories suck, but the characters are rad).

thanks, man :')

too. legit.

oh, for sure, there'll be a buffet with those little mini sausages and non-stop 80s power ballads, it'll be awesome, such a shame i'll miss it

Stoked for this one, because you know, shit will actually happen in this film, how exciting. but yeah, release of film stills = get the hype going, let's go even if the stills are just them making out, i'm completely okay with this oh wait this one isn't so, extreme probability this film is still going to suck, but i'm still down discuss.

so the boyf is cooking me dinner tonight. i am clearly going to get food poisoning and die, so it was nice knowing you all

Life is being a bitch.