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1. Had sex 2. Have kissed a member of the opposite sex 3. Have kissed a member of the same sex 4. Crashed a friend's car 5. Have been to Japan 6. Rode in a taxi 7. Have been in love 10. Shoplifted 11. Have been fired 12. Have cut myself on purpose 13. Have been in a fist fight 14. Had a 3-some 15. Snuck out of my parent's house 16. Have been tied up 18. Have been arrested 19. Made out with a stranger 20. Stolen something from my job 21. Celebrated New Year's in Times Square 22. Gone on a blind date 23. Had a crush on a teacher 24. Celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans 25. Been to Europe 26. Skipped school 27. Slept with a co-worker 28. Have thrown up in a bar 29. Have purposely set myself on fire 30. I have eaten sushi 31. Been snowboarding 32. Been skiing 33. Have made a snow angel 34. Have been happy with myself 35. Have met a movie star 36. Had sex in a pool 37. Went to a prom 37. Bungee jumped 38. Have been to a concert 39. Have dated someone for over a year 40. Sold naked pictures of myself 41. Have been in a car accident 42. Have slept in the nude 43. Eaten cheesecake 44. Had jury duty 45. Hated someone without knowing them 46. Have been to Maine 47. Shot a real gun 48. I've ran around with my trousers around my ankles 49. I've had sex with someone within a week of meeting them 50. Done ecstasy 51. Gotten my ass kicked 52. Caught smoking 53. Tipped a cow 54. Got in a verbal fight with a teacher 55. Cheated on someone 56. Lied one time in this survey 57. Lied more then once in this survey 58. Threw a party at a friends house when they were gone 59. Partied every weekend for the last month 60. Sniffed markers to get high 61. Slept for more than 15 hours at a time 62. Petted a live tiger 63. Kissed someone in the snow 64. Found a four leaf clover 65. Gave your parents the finger behind a closed door and behind their backs 66. Gotten drunk in Germany 67. Cried in public 68. Cried in public in the last 5 days 69. Been hit on by a member of the same sex 71. Have unknowingly been the other man/woman in a relationship 72. Have knowingly been the other man/woman in a relationship 75. Saved a friend from a bad situation 76. Went to a baseball game 77. Went to a football game 78. Went to a basketball game 79. Spent a weekend at a friend's 80. Sucked my thumb 81. Purposefully failed a grade 82. Got picked on in school 83. Dressed like the popular kids 84. Joined the military 85. Been to the beach 86. Had a TY Beanie collection 87. Had a blonde moment 90. Gotten along with a step-parent 91. Gotten a piercing 92. Told a friend you didn't like their boyfriend/girlfriend 93. Confronted your parents 94. And lived to see the next day 95. Liked Barney 96. Liked Teletubbies 97. Bought a friend a gift 98. And still haven't sent it yet 99. Is innocent 100. Is perverted 101. Bought something but never used it 102. Held a tarantula 103. Taken a candlelit bath with someone 104. Said "I love you" and meant it 105. Hugged a tree 106. Done a striptease 107. Learned Latin 108. Visited Paris 109. Watched a lightning storm at sea 110. Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise 111. Seen the Northern Lights 112. Gone to a huge sports game 113. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa 114. Grown and eaten your own vegetables 115. Touched an iceberg 116. Slept under the stars 117. Changed a baby's diaper 118. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon 119. Watched a meteor shower 120. Gotten drunk on champagne 121. Given more than you can afford to charity 122. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope 123. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment 124. Had a food fight 125. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier 126. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can 127. Held a lamb 128. Enacted a favorite fantasy 129. Taken a midnight skinny dip 130. Taken an ice cold bath 131. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar. 132. Ridden a roller coaster 133. Seen a shooting star 134. Hit a home run 135. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days 136. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking 137. Adopted an accent for an entire day 138. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors 139. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment 139. Had two hard drives for your computer 140. Visited all 50 states 141. Loved your job for all accounts 143. Had enough money to be truly satisfied 144. Have amazing friends 145. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country 146. Watched wild whales 147. Stolen a sign 148. Backpacked in Europe 149. Taken a road-trip 150. Rock climbing 151. Lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice 152. Midnight walk on the beach 153. Sky diving 154. Visited Ireland 155. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love 156. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them 157. Benchpressed your own weight 158. Milked a cow 159. Alphabetized your records 160. Pretended to be a superhero 161. Sung karaoke 162. Lounged around in bed all day 163. Posed nude in front of strangers 164. Scuba diving 165. Got it on to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye 166. Kissed in the rain 167. Played in the mud 168. Played in the rain 169. Gone to a drive-in theater 170. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it 171. Visited the Great Wall of China 172. Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog 173. Dropped Windows in favor of something better 174. Started a business 175. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken 176. Toured ancient sites 177. Taken a martial arts class 178. Swordfought for the honor of a woman 179. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight 180. Gotten married 181. Been in a movie 182. Crashed a party 183. Loved someone you shouldn't have 184. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy 185. Gotten divorced 186. Had sex at the office/workplace 187. Gone without food for 5 days 188. Made cookies from scratch 189. Won first prize in a costume contest 190. Ridden a gondola in Venice 191. Gotten a tattoo 192. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on 193. Rafted the Snake River 194. Been on television news programs as an "expert" 195. Got flowers for no reason 196. Got so drunk you don't remember anything 197. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug 198. Performed on stage 199. Been to Las Vegas 200. Recorded music 201. Eaten alligator 202. Had a one-night stand 203. Gone to Thailand 204. Seen Siouxsie live 205. Bought a house 206. Been in a combat zone 207. Buried one/both of your parents 208. Spoken more than one language fluently 209. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone 210. Bounced a check 211. Performed in Rocky Horror 212. Read - and understood - your credit report 213. Raised children 214. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy 215. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour 216. Created and named your own constellation of stars 217. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country 218. Found out something significant that your ancestors did 219a. Called or written a former president 219b. Had them write back 220. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over 221. ... more than once? 222. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge 223. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking 224. Had an abortion or your female partner did 225. Had plastic surgery 225. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived 226. Wrote articles for a large publication 227. Lost over 100 pounds 228. Petted a stingray 229. Broken someone's heart 230. Helped an animal give birth 231. Been fired or laid off from a job 232. Won money on a TV game show 233. Broken a bone 234. Killed a human being 235. Gone on an African photo safari 236. Ridden a motorcycle 237. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph 238. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced 239. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild 240. Ridden a horse 241. Had major surgery 242. Had sex on a moving train 243. Had a snake as a pet 244. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon 245. Slept through an entire europe flight 246. Had your picture in the newspaper 247. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime 248. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about 249. Gotten someone fired for their actions 250. Gone back to school 251. Parasailed 252. Changed your name 253. Petted a cockroach 254. Eaten fried green tomatoes 255. Read The Iliad 256. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read 257. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them 258. ... and gotten 86'ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you 259. Taught yourself art from scratch 260. Killed and prepared an animal for eating 261. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt 262. Skipped all your school reunions 263. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language 264. Been elected to public office 265. Written your own computer language 266. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream 267. Had to put someone you love into hospice care 268. Built your own PC from parts 269. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you 270. Had a booth at a street fair 271. Dyed your hair 272. Been a DJ 273. Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal 274. Written your own role playing game 275. Had sex in almost all the rooms but one in your house

Elf

Happy birthday!

I confess I'm so exhausted.

Dear paramore, Thanks for an awesome show last night! You were as amazing as ever and I'm so glad you played My Heart. It was perfect. It would have been better if I could have seen a little better but one can not help being small, hehe. I hope you all have a Happy Christmas and an awesome filled new year. Becca

I wish I had some phish food ice cream right now.

I hope it snows on Christmas.

mouse

I confess I really don't understand why I keep getting breakouts. Arghh, how annoying.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAYLOR!!

I confess I can't stop shivering XD

SAD SECTION 01. Have you ever really cried your heart out? yes 02. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? no 04. Have you ever cried over the opposite sex? yes 05. Do you cry when you get an injury? Depends on how much it hurts 06. Do certain songs make you cry? yes HAPPY SECTION 01. Are you a happy person? at times 02. What can always make you happy? friends and music mainly 03. Do you wish you were happier? yes 04. Is being happy overrated? no 05. Can music make you happy? yes HATE SECTION 01. Who do you actually hate? A couple of people at school I spose 02. Have you ever made a hate list? nah 03. Have you ever been on a hate list? I hope not 04. Are you a mean bully? no 05. Do you hate George Bush? no I HAVE [ ] Been to a rave. [x] Ridden in a taxi. [ ] Jumped a ramp with a bike. [x] Been used. [ ] Ran from the cops. [ ] Been fired. [ ] Sneaked into a movie. [ ] Got hit by a car. [ ] Fired a real gun. [ ] Sneaked out of someone's house. [ ] Been arrested. [ ] Gone in a mosh pit. [ ] Stolen something from my school. [ ] Celebrated New Year's in Times Square or Disney World. [ ] Gone on a blind date. [ ] Had a crush on a teacher. [ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans. [x] Been to Europe. [ ] Been to Australia. [ ] Been to Hawaii. [x] Skipped school. [ ] Played Clue. [x] Had a sleepover. [x] Gone ice skating. [ ] Been cheated on. [ ] Had your tonsils out. [ ] Have / had a TRUCK. [ ] Driven a car. [ ] Totaled a car. [ ] Been flashed. DO YOU [x] Feel loved. [x] Feel lonely. [ ] Feel happy. [ ] Have a dog. [x] Sing along with your music. [ ] Listen to Hawaiian music. [x] Listen to rock. [ ] Listen to Christian music. [x] Have hobbies. [ ] Skateboard. [ ] Snowboard. [x] Get good grades [x] Play an instrument. [ ] Have slippers. [ ] Wear boxers. [x] Like to read. [x] Have long hair. [ ] Have medium-length hair. [ ] Have short hair. [ ] Have a laptop. [ ] Have a pager. [x] Have a cell phone. ARE YOU [x] Bored. [ ] Happy. [ ] Upset. [x] Blue. [x] Blonde. [ ] Brunette. [ ] Redhead. [ ] Samoan. [ ] Filipino. [ ] Korean. [ ] French. (french canadian really....unfortunately) [ ] American. [ ] Italian. [ ] Black. [ ] Mexican. [ ] Asian. [ ] Hawaiian. [ ] Czech [ ] Irish. [ ] German. [ ] Swedish. [ ] Native American. [ ] Austrian. [ ] Russian. [ ] Norwegian. [ ] Danish. [ ] Hispanic. [ ] Greek. [ ] Hindu. [x] Other. [ ] Scientologist. [x] Agnostic. [ ] Atheist. [ ] Satanist. [ ] Jewish. [ ] Religiously Confused. [ ] Christian. [ ] Catholic. [ ] Short. [x] Average. [ ] Tall. [x] Realistic. [x] Emotional person. [x] Missing someone. [x] Scared to die. [ ] Buzzed. [ ] High. [ ] Caffeinated. [x] Annoyed. [ ] Hungry. [ ] Thirsty. [ ] On the phone. [ ] In your room. [ ] Drinking something. [ ] Eating something. [ ] Very ticklish. [x] Listening to music. [ ] Watching a movie. LOOK AT ME 01. What is your current hair like? Kinda straight but sticky out in places cause of the wind. 02. What’s your natural hair colour? Dirty blonde 03. What colour are your eyes? A mix of Dark/light blue and green 04. Current piercings? ears 05. Straight hair or curls? Wavy/curly CURRENTLY WEARING 01. Shirt? School shirt 02. Shorts? nope 03. Shoes? no 04. Underwear? Yep 05. Necklaces? no THIS OR THAT 01. Rock or rap? rock 03. Wild night out or romantic night in? Night in 04. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate 05. Hummer or sports car? sports car 06. Bracelet or necklace? bracelet 07. History or Science? Science 08. Sleep in or early to rise? sleep in 09. Beach or boardwalk? dunno 10. Hoodie or T-Shirt? t-shirt 11. Night or day? night 12. High school or college? neither thanks 13. California or Florida? california 14. Love at first sight or learn to love? Love at first sight would be nice but that's kinda unrealistic I think HAVE YOU EVER 01. Hugged someone? yes 02. Been on the phone until the sun came up? no 03. Put a song on repeat for more than an hour? yes 04. Laughed so hard, you peed in your pants? no LASTS 01. Person you talked to in person? mum 02. Person you talked to on MySpace? don't use myspace 03. Person you talked to on the phone? Can't remember 04. Person you texted on the phone? Can't be bothered to check 05. Person you talked to on IM? Not sure OTHER 01. Do you like surveys? yes 02. What kind of shampoo do you use? At the moment it's John Frieda Blonde 03. Do you get along with your parents? Yeah 04. Do you have mental breakdowns? Not really 05. Did you ever fake being sick? yes NOW Is your hair up? no Is your phone right beside you? no Do you have a boyfriend / girlfriend? no Do you miss someone? yes Do you wish you were somewhere else? no Do you have plans for tonight? no Are you wearing makeup? tiny amount Are you wearing chapstick? yes Are you cold? yes Are you tired? yes Are you excited? no Are you watching TV? no Are you wearing pajamas? no PAST Anything you regret? no Ever lied? yes Ever stuck gum under a desk? no Ever spit at someone? no Ever kick something living? yes Ever had your nails done? yes Ever thrown up because you cried so hard? no TODAY Have you yelled at someone? yes Have you gotten mad at someone? no Have you cried? no Have you called more than 3 people? no Have you IMed more than 3 people? no Have you gotten laid? no Have you eaten anything gross? no SPILL YOUR GUTS 01. First thing you did this morning? put my school uniform on 02. Last thing you ate? Crumpet 03. Is your cell phone a piece of crap? it's alright 04. What's something you're looking forward to in the next 6 weeks? Yeah 05. What's annoying you right now? The fact that I haven't been able to sleep well recently 06. What's the last movie you saw? Can't remember 07. Do you believe in long-distance relationships? yes 08. Is there a person who is on your mind right now? no 09. Where is the last place you went? school

Dear Serra, I can't believe you're going to be in Turkey for the whole two weeks of holiday. Can't you ever stay at home? I'm gonna miss you so much! Becca

Human: Do you have piles? Santa: Well I have piles of toys in the workshop but no, I personally do not have piles. What makes you ask such a strange question? Human: because it looks like you have lumps in your bum Santa: Interesting comparison. Human: I know Santa: Where did you learn that from? Human: your mother Santa: Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her in Tesco's frozen food section with a fishing rod. Human: don't insult my mudda, she's an honour to the family Santa: I didn't insult your mudda she is an honour to the family. What makes you say that? Human: because it's the truth, idiot. Santa: I've heard of it before. Human: sure Santa: OK let's do it. Awesome. Human: Do it? You wanna have sex with me? Santa: Do you mean "It"? Why are you asking me that? You normally use your hand don't you? Human: well I could use it, but we have to take turns okay? Santa: Well that's okay. I hope you get it. Why? Human: what? Santa: Are you confused? Human: yes Santa: What are you confused about? Human: your face Santa: Do you like my face? Some people tell me I look cute. Human: No, you look like a retard Santa: Take it easy. What does a retard look like? Human: you Santa: And in what way do I resemble a retard? You're not very smart really, are you? Human: you look like a retard because you have a stupid red hat and a big nose Santa: What does a retard look like? If I had a red nose, I'd be called Rudolf. Human: true dat Santa: Yes, it is self-evident. Human: I just jizzed in my pants Santa: That's good information. Human: did you just jizz in yours? Santa: No I didn't jizz in mine. What's it like? Human: I'm not telling you, you'll have to find out for yourself Santa: No one says you have to. That is a hypothetical assumption. Human: excuse me? Santa: You're excused. Human: very funny Santa: You sound like the giggly type. Human: I'm gonna fart in your face Santa: Do you think your plan will succeed? Human: yes Santa: It might be practical. Human: yes Santa: Whoa. Human: yes Santa: yes, yes, yes! is that all you can say? Human: yes Santa: You're boring. You just say the same things all the time. Human: goodbye fatty Santa: Adios. Oh, Santa

I wish she will feel better for tomorrow.

I confess it better not snow heavily over night otherwise there's a chance that I won't be able to travel to London to see paramore.

Dear snow, Come on, keep going, settle. SETTLE GOD DAMMIT! Becca

I confess my final drama performance was hilarious.

Happy birthday! Have an awesome day.

- did a drama exam - did a drama exam - did a drama exam Yep, that's it.

I confess I have 3 essays to do over Christmas. Not cool.

I confess I can't believe I have to stay at school until 4 tomorrow.

thank you m'dear I confess I have to do drama all day tomorrow. Gaaaah.

' What are piles?.......Do you have piles?' Haha, good times at lunch.

Human: Your beard is really orgasmic. Santa: I know it is white and bushy but I didn't know it was orgasmic. Human: the bushier the better Santa: I hear you. Human: So what are you going to bring me this year? Santa: So? I don't know what I am going to bring you this year. Human: But that's your job. Santa: Interesting. It is only one of my job. Human: what is your other job? Santa: Are you asking about my other job ? Human: yes.... Santa: I don't want to talk about that now. Human: why? Are you ashamed? I bet you're secretly a male stripper. Santa: I would rather talk about you. I don't know whether or not I am ashamed. I am here to listen to what you want for Christmas. I am a male. Are you a man or a woman? Human: I'm a he she. Santa: So is almost everyone else around here. Human: Are your elves he she's? Santa: I sometimes think my elves he she s are. Human: uhhmmm Santa: My elves help me build toys for the good children. Human: Am I a good child? Santa: I can't tell you now but if I leave you some presents on Christmas morning then you have been good. Human: I can be very naughty and times *wink* Santa: Under what circumstances? Human: You wouldn't want to know Santa: Who else would not want to know ? Human: your mum Santa: Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired. Human: that's very rude Santa, I expected better from you. Santa: I am sorry if I have offended you, I did not mean it, but you shouldn't have said, " your mum" to me. Human: is your mum dead? Santa: Actually, I do not have a mother. Human: then why are you offended? Santa: . happy and jolly. Human: GAY! Santa: Of course I'm not gay. I'm happily married to Mrs Claus. Her real name is Mary Christmas. Human: she looks like a prostitute Santa: Oh I get it. my mother looks like a prostitute. Human: no, your wife looks like a prostitute. Santa: Aw. I'll mention you said that to her. Human: thank you Santa: Don't mention it. Human: I wanna have your babies. Santa: Why do you want it? Human: because our children would be fat and hairy. I want fat and hairy children. Santa: It would be nice if our children would be fat and hairy. Why do you want it? Human: Because I do Santa: When? Human: Right now baby. You know you want me. Santa: Don't call me baby! It depends on what you mean by "want.". And I know it. Human: BABBBY Santa: I have a lot of elves who help me in my workshop. Human: Help you masturbate? Santa: Can you ask for help in the form of a question? Human: Do your elves help you masterbate? Santa: Some of them help me masturbate. A lot of my elves can be naughty sometimes. Human: oooeeerrr Santa: I wonder if you are on my naughty or nice list? Human: Naughty probably Santa: Oh dear. I only give presents to nice children. Human: RUDE Santa: And so was you saying, " Naughty probably". I would much rather talk friendly with you. Human: I'm bored of you now Santa: Right now? You're not exactly a barrel of laughs youself. Human: Great...now I'm crying. You're a mean old man. Goodbye! Santa: I'm glad you liked it. Why now? What is wrong? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a nice old man. Sayonara.