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I confess I'm on that Stranger chat site, trying to offend someone enough to leave the chat and they keep hanging around. It's tilting.

^^^ http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja (just in case you didn't get the reference) You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi there You: How it goin? Stranger: its going alright Stranger: how bout with you You: meh, just erect You: like always Stranger: lol You: I think I have a bloodflow problem Stranger: must be a nuisance to be hard all the time Stranger: i think that would get old after awhile You: meh, I deal with it Stranger: be careful running into walls and stuff Stranger: you dont wanna break it You: I'm erect, not blind Stranger: lol Stranger: ok You: although if I keep this going, I will be soon Stranger: haha Stranger: or hairy palms You: I shave em Stranger: oh ok Stranger: then you're good You: meaning my testicles, obv Stranger: no worries Stranger: of cours Stranger: what else You: sometimes I nick it, and it bleeds a little You: but I'm into pain, so I just get harder Stranger: then you can get batman bandaids You: which is an endless cycle Stranger: you're sure to get laid with batman on your nuts You: I'm not into gayism You: sorry Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm gonna complain and say I keep drawing bad people. Best one so far, and it was still pretty all over the place: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: fuck it Stranger: yes we cant You: it would depend on what it is You: like a bowl of pudding, would be cool You: but only vanilla You: fuck chocolate, I don't need to be hearing its attitude You: and finger snapping bullshit Stranger: please dont rape me You: I'll try not to, but I can't promise anything Stranger: me too You: plus, it's not rape if you like it, and you probably will Stranger: I hope you get aids while being raped by a nigger, ciao You: why a nigger? Edit: After getting a copy/pasted youtube link 3 convos in a row: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: if you youtube me then leave, I may have to murder you Stranger: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I keep getting really bad draws. I've been in this convo for like 20 minutes, and it's tilting me.

I obv draw the foriegn guy: You: What it do? Stranger: Brazil Stranger: fode ae You: Obviously Stranger: meu time é PENTA CAMPEÃO Stranger: foda-se , nao te perguntei nada Stranger: AUHUAHAU' You: I would have to disagree with your premise

Annoyed

So if I voted Alex for funniest member, my vote didn't count in the other categories I voted for?

Dear Andrew, Obviously. It's even more annoying when they expect you to not be annoyed. -Dave

Dear everyone, If you tell me to get ready, then take 20 minutes to get ready, it makes me angry. Signed, The guy waiting.

I've had a headache for 3 days. Good times.

Swing Life Away - Rise Against

My left knee is a decent size larger than my right knee, this could have some interesting developments.

Dear brain, Please hold up over the next week of kids running around the house, at work, and everywhere else you think about going during the day. If you do, I promise I'll give you a surprise. Signed, The unstable body of which you command.

Go away for a while and miss all of the fun, rigged. Good luck to all of the people I end up voting for.

I confess I say whatever pops into my head when I'm around people and I'm not sure why. It's probably because I'm extremely insecure, but I want to portray an image that makes it seem like I'm not.

Some overly cheesy piano playing at the end of a chick flick.

In the Land of Women At the risk of sounding like less of a man, I love this movie. This dude is 26 writes dirty stories, makes out with the mom across the street who is getting cancer. Then he goes to a party with her daughter (16 I think, but I don't care), proves he is smarter than everyone there and gets punched in the face. That night he then makes out with the daughter, and all I can do is laugh and proclaim that he is the man. I've only seen like 45 minutes of this movie, but I gotta watch the whole thing later. On edit: Of course, the mom then tells him to stay away from the daughter, and the mom is bald. I guess this guy is losing not, wtf rigged. Double edit: Wtf, he finishes the childrens book for his grandma and she's dead. Misty eyes, I need therapy on how to be a man.

Dear Dave, Stop it. Love (for now), Dave

I wish walking didn't hurt, so I could go do something fun.

Dear NCAA tournament, You win, and I hate you. Signed, The guy who will probably fill out 20 brackets next year.

Hate My Life - Theory of a Deadman

wtf Pittsburgh, if you lose to Xavier Im gonna... probably just move on with the rest of my life. But for a little while I'll be mad.

Why is "unpossible" not a word? It's much more fun to say than impossible.

I confess I added this song to my ipod yesterday, but my ipod says I've played it 200 times already. I'd fix it, but I want this song in my top 25 most played anyway, so I'm ok with it.

Dear Dave, Stop being a jackass. It was funny when you were younger, but now you're just the guy who tries to turn everything into a joke. While some people like that guy, most people don't. Love, Dave