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The cats are my bitches. Cats don't like water, but it's not because it makes them wet- oh no, it's because it reminds them of me.

 

 

And shut yo' jibber-jabber, lahni ;-)

 

shup foo'!

 

ive got a headache.

and ive gotta be up at like, 10:00

so i can meet katie up at the seafront for 12:30.

 

ughhh.

im too tiredddddd.

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There is a man that comes into my work every now and again that is always, always covered in cat hair. And he smells of fishes.

We've come to the conclusion that instead of sleeping in a bed, with a mattress, like normal people, he just sleeps on cats. He covers himself in fish oil, lies there and shouts "HERE MY PRETTIES" and millions of cats just come and sit on him.

I must say, it'd keep you nice and toasty.

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