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LMAO just looked out the window and some woman was biking past, she then proceeded to stack most amazingly, completing a double front flip over her handlebars before landing on her arse on my front garden looking VERY embaressed. before noticing me pissing myself laughing at her inside my house. at which point she got away as fast as she could :lol:

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A WOMAN'S POEM:

 

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'

I pray that this man will lov e me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A MAN'S POEM:

 

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with

huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This

doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.

 

The End

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yeh, altho my mate met him and said he seemed like a really down to earth guy, and he has done some smaller films even tho he is a "big" actor. shame alex winter has done nothing

 

thats cool that he seems like a nice guy, yeah i don't think he's been completely hardened by the industry, but i do know he takes a lot of shit for bill & ted :)

 

yeah, really. some people just stop doing it, i suppose

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