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Woman: "This is birth control and maternity guidance center how can I help you?"

Me: "Hey, I'd like to arrange an appointment..."

Woman: "Are you pregnant? How long?"

Me: "... To talk about birth control pills to control my period"

Woman: "Oh, so you aren't pregnant?"

Me: "Unless I'm carrying baby jesus"

 

LMAO

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