holleh Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 WASHINGTON—George W. Bush, 43rd president of the United States of America, passed away painlessly in his sleep Monday night, White House sources confirmed. The 62-year-old Bush was reportedly discovered lying unresponsive in his bed by first lady Laura Bush, a gentle smile still on his lips. "It was as though he knew it was his time to go," said longtime family physician Dr. Harold Ditmas, who pronounced the president dead of natural causes at 7:24 a.m. Plans for Bush's funeral have been postponed indefinitely following an unexpected incident in which the president's corpse was sucked through an Air Force One jet engine. Okay so, he didn't die. Whoever wrote this is clearly not all there in the head. But it still made me lol. I mean HOW CAN SOMEONE BELIEVE THAT HE DIED AND THEN WAS SUCKED INTO A JET ENGINE?? And the fact that he was also at teh inauguration yesterday... Some people are just so stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elusive. Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 I thought this was true for a sec lol. Even though i wasn't a fan of Bush it would still be sad. I don't know why people post fake rumours especially when they're saying someone is dead. its pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildman Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 What a douche! Whoever wrote that has major problems and/or wanted attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travel_hymn Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 (As Ayan and Ernie said...) That's actually really pathetic, tbh. Like, to know people would stoop that low. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holleh Posted January 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 BTW, Source Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basketcase Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 ^ oh well now that makes sense. it's the onion, that's just what they do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildman Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Pfft... the Onion... Of course... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
777 Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Nothing so surprising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holleh Posted January 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 What's the onion? I've never heard of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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