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PM's for the win. Presidents are for fatties. (jkz.)

I would vote for you, but I want you to come down to Birmingham first.

As long as you get your 5 a day I'm happy for you.

Check the bottom of my post and shut the fuck up.

Thankyou Anyway, let me explain, duuuuudes... Why did I create al those mindless threads yesterday about my penis and other issues? I was banned before I could do what I was getting to. My point was, there are ALOT of fucking similar threads on here. Confession, Highlight, Secret, Even of Your Day etc. ALL. The. Fucking. Same, IT'S ALL SPAM. WE HAVE A SPAM THREAD The absolute bullshit that peope post about is mindblowing. I know half of you are like 15 and should be in bed anyway, but, simply put in a harsh manner, I've never seen so many words say so little as they do on here. Every other post, "I confess I just ate an orange"...."Highlight Of My Day was eating an orange"..."Hai guyz, just ate an orange".."*posts orange in hot people thread" etc Merge all these threads into the spam thread. Actually change this place. It's been the same topics for years. We don't need irrelevant shit taking up more than one thread. I know some of you people will probably think I'm talking shit. And, tbh, I am. Naming no names, but some of you are bigger offenders than others. Shit, I hardly have time to come on here when I'm at Uni. So, tbh, it isn't even in my best interest. BUT, when I do, and all I see is the same posts I did last time, I don't even have motivation to talk to a group of people that I did actually have some kind of conversation with once upon a time. So, my suggestion, that WILL fucking work: -Delete all these big threads. Have ONE Spam thread for it. -More people just make random threads. ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN NOTHING. - Stop being self obssessed. If you lot aren't posting pics of yourselves, your talking about how shit your lives are or something. Go read the news. Or something. Make conversation about something that DOESNT involve you. And, you know what, if it doesn't work, WHAT HAVE YOU LOST? Just make the threads again. Carry on with what is frankly a shit, boring forum. But, I at least urge you to try it. *in B4 some stupid whore tells me to leave if I don't like it. I pretty much have left, bitches. Suck it

You know it's true. At least start some decent conversation instead of about the last time you put an egg down your fucking throat.

Post ugly fuckers here.

I highly doubt these people are "jealous of Paramore's talent". I mean, I talk shit on alot of things I'm not jealous. You see, just like there are people that irrationally bash this band, there are those that irrationally love them. Personally, it's rude, but I'm not really gonna get fussed over it. I mean, when Hayley's the one laughing all the way to the bank, really she's being irrational if she honestly cares what a few 15yr old losers have to say about her. There are people who have had far, far worse things said (just go into any RIP The Rev thread on the net and see people who say "He deserved it") and not battered an eyelid. Let's not blow it out of proportion.

I went on Parasecrets yesterday... They have a couple good points, such as Hayley can never just sit nicely in pictures (she's ALWAYS making stupid fuckin faces when she could be so pretty), and how she really does dress like shit nowdays. but most of it is just super obssessed sad little bastards.

I'm right, you're wrong. Nah nah nah nah nah

Fuck off, and fuck you.

There's a thread like this literally 3 or 4 threads below us. It's called "The Highlight Of Your Day" thread.

We all need to believe in something.

I came on, yeah, and noticed that all the topics are still the same! And even the new ones are the same as the old ones!!! OH. EM. GEE!!!!!

Fix'd.

No. Definately not. ...so it's wearing eyeliner and has tits. Is that even Justin bieber?

Why? It's not like we're different than any other fans. We buy albums, go to shows and make them money, just like everyone else. To a band, all fans are equal. Whether they talk shit or not, they are still talking about Paramore.

Those people aren't fans, they are just sad, lonely people.

Her new hair looks better.

Well tbh Chad could beat the shit out of anyone that fucks with him anyway...haha Such a genuinely bad thing to do. And anyone who takes advantage of it is just as bad.

.... They are NOT the same 5 people who started the band in 2004. Taylor wasn't in the band! (Though he knew them...) I bet you were expecting me to call them sell outs or something haha I don't see the point in the LJ anymore. Only because they are such a media prescence now that I feel the need to really check up on them....whereas it was great cos it was like the compensation for the lack of interviews when they were smaller. But now, with Twitter especially, we know what's going on, so I don't see the point.

Well whether she does or doesn't, she still isn't attractive imo.

She's got a dick. She isn't cute.

I had to watch these guys live. Pure shit.

You like girls that call themselves "Izzi Murder"...say no more. Tru dat tru I think she looks like a 14 year old boy and her songs are uninspired, bland and just generally rubbish. No they fucking don't, you absolute cunt.