Sanguis Dominus

Football's jus' a load of people that get over-paid millions to kick a ball around a bit, and fake being hurt every so often. That money should be put towards other, more important stuff. Footballers just go to show how capitalism doesn't work.

Conservative.

I changed the last line to "And end their reign." on the original, though.

Yeah, dunno what one, don't really care, to be honest.

Ugh, can't stand 'em. Makes it worse that my sister's going out with one of 'em. *Shudders*

Carbon-based.

Biological.

Nope. How can you not like Bill Bailey? "Right, two blokes walk into a pub... well, I say two, but it's actually a three bloke joke. They have to wait until the other bloke turns up before they can start the joke. So they have a couple of light ales, plaughmans, y'know. So, um, after a while this woman comes over and says "Perhaps I can help out?" "Well, actually, it's a three bloke joke., Two blokes and a woman... it's not really gonna work out." She said "Well, actually, I am a bloke, I'm jsut waiting for a transvestite innuendo routine and they haven't turned up yet." So they said "Oh, well, grat, thankyou very much then." So they went out the pub to start the joke. Three blokes go into a pub... I say three, one of them's actualyl dressed as a woman, but technically, he's a bloke underneath, so on paper, we're alright. So three blokes go into a pub, and the first bloke they meet is the bloke that was supposed to be in the joke in the first place. So he comes runnin' in like that, sounding all late... you get the idea. DYL Dylan Moran?

Turn the Page - Blind Guardian

"100 Years War"

Not to eat. DYL Bill Bailey: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfh7tSYVQdU

Diss. The person that posts below you.

Smeg no! DYL Bill Bailey?

Diss. Mr Bean.

In a tortilla wrap, with peri peri sauce! DYL Tetra Hydrocannabinol?

You also said "Thoughts??"

But even with make-up, she's not exactly stunning.

Far from it, there are loads of better metal bands out there. I listed a few here. They used to be amazing, but after Burton died, they just started going downhill. Should never've fired Mustaine, either, he was a sick guitar player. Though, 'spose if they didn't, we wouldn't have Megadeth. Metallica are still amazing live, though, when I saw them, they played the whole of Master of Puppets.

Love. It's the same as like, but stronger... Having your arm replaced with a chainsaw or having your arm replaced with a circular saw?

I can't say I find her particularly attractive. Just over-glamourised. She's average at best. Either way, here's more of Simone Simons: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdBKnsDkDGs

Revere

Not seen it. If you haven't seen Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, do! Based on the book, by Hunter S. Thompson, with Johnny Depp as Raoul Duke, which is Hunter's alter ego. Everything Hunter S. ever did or said was f*cking kewl. "No man, don't go near the elevator! Put you in a steel box and take you down to the basement, that's exactly what they want you to do." BLOW