Sanguis Dominus

This is a discussion thread about Coronation Street, and we're discussing Coronation Street, and by extension, the whole Soap genre. Until we start talking about crazy Chinese dudes who can't say stuff properly. Which, let's face it, is much more fun! The Chinese and Japanese often mistranslate words containing "R" to contain "L" instead and vice versa. "Critical " becomes "Clitical", Clap your hands" becomes "Crap your hands." and so on. If he has a lisp, "Pronounced" becomes "Pronounthed" So a combination of the two, you end up with "Plonounthed". Fate was not smiling on the speech impaired Chinese people when that word was invented.

It'd be "Plonounth" if he had a lisp, too. I jus' don't get the point in soaps. They're just TV shows, about people acting out bog-standard, every-day life. It's the same thing as just walking outside and having a look around, from the safety of your own couch. It's like a fictional alternative to real life, only much smaller. Much rather stick on an episode of The Unit, or Stargate, or CSI. Hell, even Rainbow. 'Least that's got funny double entendres and flashy colours.

The 10 accumulative minutes it's taken to post everything I've posted in this thread is hardly reflective of the countless other 10 minutes in my life, now, is it? Perhaps you intend on spending every waking moment on here, or perhaps you take a few hours to post each post, maybe you're living in a time dilation field, where 80 years can pass in just 10 minutes. Whatever your reason for mistaking 10 minutes for an entire lifetime is, I'm sure it's a valid enough reason. Edit: Ok, with that post and this edit, maybe 12 minutes would be more accurate.

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False. The Third War of Armageddon resulted in the death of Brother Captain Tycho?

Killing Peace - Onslaught SPITTING BLOOD IN THE FACE OF GOD! Destroyer of Worlds - Onslaught Annihilation or just killing by design? A new world order the conception of a nightmare. Contamination of the unpolluted mind. The inner sanctum of the human race is laid bare. Abandoning morality to feed on what remains. Hunting down the weakest in the name of the insane. Administration of the brutal and sublime. Another chapter in this trilogy of warfare! Twisted Jesus - Onslaught Classify the holy land with suffocating peace A fragile insecurity is shattered piece by piece. Chaos in Heaven, total chaos in Hell generating the obscene from the darkness of a terror cell bring on the hatered taken in vain religion is death but religion is pain It's Darker Than You Think - Carpathian Forest For seemingly endless time there is still blood on the old oak. This is where you come to die. Over 300 years old and still stretching towards the sky THE HANGMAN'S OAK! New Mellenium Cyanide Christ - Meshuggah I'm a carnal organic anagram human flesh instead of written letters I rearrange my pathetic tissue. I incise, I replace, I'm reformed. I eradicate the fake pre-present me Elevate me to a higher human form. The characters I am made into a word complete then I'll be the new norm. Self inflicted fractures. I replace my bones with bars. Aluminum bleeding oxide. The drug of gods into my pounding veins. Haven't even started. >_< Also, what's with all the weedy little nerdy kids sticking up the metal horns in people's sigs? They're about as metal as MDF and I highly doubt they're practacing Satanists. It's like some lame attempt to make themselves seem badass, resulting in mass fail. It's the equivalent of a Klingon doing the Vulcan "Live long and prosper" sign, or Bush doing West Coast gangsta signs. I'd even go as far as to say it's very similar to a Paskistani illegal immigrant supporting the NF.

I did give technical, structured reasons as to why certain bands suck, once uopn a time, but all that prompts is a bunch of tasteless fangirls screaming "Nononono, they are good, it's all a matter of opinion, even though a 2 year old could write better music. That makes them a good band." So instead I just take the piss out of them. It's considerably easier, but nowhere near as challenging. Mind you, saying that, trying to point out why You Me At Six are shockingly crap isn't exactly a challenge, either.

Hate's an equally strong force of attraction as love. 'Sides, I got stuff to say 'bout them. Namely, they suck ass.

Not heared it. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sjKEHL9XJKE

William Beckett. I don't know who TAI are, neither do I know who William Beckett is, but that anagram was way too easy. Nyretkn (A Red Dwarf character.)

Nah, ignorance really is bliss in this situation. Still, I'd love to go on it, because I'd make it intersting Traps. Poisoned darts firing at whoever opens the fridge. Falling knives rigged to fall on several of the beds. Explosives in the shower. HFl in the hot tub. Mines under the carpet. Who wouldn't watch that?

Haha, moreso if you blindfold the rubber chicken and get it drunk, first.

False, mine's owerful enough. Glass is a liquid?

Yeah, I can think of several better ways to invest one's money, than one of their albums. Like rubber chickens, or paying to have your arm amputated, because it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Not heared it. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb3PGICpnk0

I GOT ALL THE BOBBLEHEADS! :hyper:

Whoever you were refering to in your last post. "Hot" "Cold"

Psyclon Nine are a kick ass aggrotech band. Fast paced and agressive as fuck industrial. Check 'em; Tyranny Behind a Serrated Grin Parasitic Lookin' forward to We the Fallen.

Does that mean they're hold? Sorry, BFM reference. >_<.

Sick Fuck (Sadist Version) - Unter Null

CNN sucks. They did a story on... boobies and dog testicles. Doubleyou-tee-eff?

Damn, double post.

Painfully addicted to this; http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JmnSgv2Hd1M Tyranny - P9 Sanctioning the era of death Force-fed deception Still I hold my doubt At the thought of human rule over earth Understand impending overthrow assaults Rebirth on the pawns within our society The drones created of impurity Lucidity corrupted by majority Demanding our lives incessantly Contradiction to the shrine of mutilation Predeterminated fate annihilation Scourge upon our souls irreligion Malignant populace of visitation Tyranny designed to immobilize Subdued in a pit of self Despite feeble to the throne of genocide You can do nothing Just demoralize

False. Loooong finished with tests. Wants a nice, refreshing bottle of Nuka-Cola Quantum?

'Spretty much why I CBA with it.