Sanguis Dominus Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 He didn't. Who shot who in the what, now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garth. Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 He shot a cookie in the chocolate chip. Who took my froot loops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanguis Dominus Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 The Hamburglar! East, West, South or North? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meganm15 Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 east Purple plants or yellow dirt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echelonforever Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 purple pants where is my favorite shirt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shine Brighter Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 The hamburglar took it. Why cant my tounge touch my nose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushcrush<3 Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Because of gravity Why does gum loose its flavor so fast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanguis Dominus Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Prob'ly got somethin' to do with eskimos. Fuckin' eskimos. Ok, imagine you're driving a train. The train is heading northbound at 70MPH, an oncoming train is heading Southbound at 50MPH. It takes 20 minutes for the first train to get to the first station, another 15 for the next, then 10 for the last. It takes the second train 15 minutes to get to the first train's last station, then 17 minutes to get to the first train's second station. The distance between the first and second stations is 10 miles. So, what's the name of the first train driver? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushcrush<3 Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 George. Why are there trees outside? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shine Brighter Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 So whales can eat them. Why do mice like cheese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushcrush<3 Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Because they've never tried chocolate Why was school invented? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shine Brighter Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 So we get edumacation. Why do people put frosting on cakes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushcrush<3 Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 ^ Because the great frosting gods know that Frankie loves frosting so they decieded to shake things up and put it on a cake INSTEAD of always eating it outta the can Why do we sneeze? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shine Brighter Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 ;D Yeah but I perfer barbeque sauce. And thats because a fly flew into your nose, tickeled your nostril which caused you to sneeze. Why is my hair curly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushcrush<3 Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 You're mom ate too much mash potatoes while carrying you. Why is there carpet on the ground? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanguis Dominus Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Because in the past we were too short to put it on the ceiling. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildman Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 No Where are my socks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarahble Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 You don't want to know. lol. why is nick from csi SO CUTE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my_sundown Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Because he likes people who are calling him cute. why is paramore a band? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanguis Dominus Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Has something to do with radiation from the Sun. Paint? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarahble Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 chicken! lol. Why do hands sweat?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildman Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 Because they do Why is a monkey in my bed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meganm15 Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 your mom was tired and decided to sleep in your bed as opposed to her own why is there and almond in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildman Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 Because it loves you Where is the taco? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roxchick93 Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 hiding from you. why arent i doing my english essay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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