hubabalou Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 hahaha... good point. Its a rather amusing rabbit trail, I must say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krs Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 haha katy perry was so funny at the vma's replay thing. she said she'd do the jonas brothers.lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hubabalou Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 haha katy perry was so funny at the vma's replay thing.she said she'd do the jonas brothers.lol Seriously? Thats hilarious. Just reaffirms Russell Brand's statement that the JBs could do any girl on the planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-parawhore- Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Haha yeah, it did go widly off topic. But it does happen to every topic eventually though. They usually come back in. Well, this thread will once Casey, Courtney and I stop discussing the ability to have intercourse with a ring. WHY SHOULD WE STOP NOW?!?! bahaha Well I imagine sex with a penis ring to be easier than sex with a ring designed for the finger. The only problem is actually obtaining the goat, then restraining it so it doesn't run. You'd probably be better off with a dead goat, seems like less effort. Odd conversations are the shizz though! probably. but we were talking about specifically chastity rings hahaha/ i would imagine that the goat would run IF THEY WERE ALIVE! dead would seem more apropriate i would asume? and OF COURSE ODD CONVERSATIONS ARE THE SHIZ! WHY WOULD WE BEING HAVING A CONVERSATION THAT WAS NOT ODD!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 WHY SHOULD WE STOP NOW?!?! bahaha probably. but we were talking about specifically chastity rings hahaha/ i would imagine that the goat would run IF THEY WERE ALIVE! dead would seem more apropriate i would asume? and OF COURSE ODD CONVERSATIONS ARE THE SHIZ! WHY WOULD WE BEING HAVING A CONVERSATION THAT WAS NOT ODD!?!?! We shouldn't! But I don't think making a "talk about having sex with rings" thread is appropriate. Well unless you weren't well endowed then a chastity ring would be suitable. The thing about a dead goat is that it's a dead goat. You might as well have sex with a more credible entity - such as a budgie! Or a human. I guess. It would just be a normal conversation and that's laaaaaame! haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-parawhore- Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 We shouldn't! But I don't think making a "talk about having sex with rings" thread is appropriate. Well unless you weren't well endowed then a chastity ring would be suitable. The thing about a dead goat is that it's a dead goat. You might as well have sex with a more credible entity - such as a budgie! Or a human. I guess. It would just be a normal conversation and that's laaaaaame! haha fuck NO THREAD?!?!?! true it is dead. A HUMAN?!?!?! THATS UNNORMAL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 fuck NO THREAD?!?!?!true it is dead. A HUMAN?!?!?! THATS UNNORMAL!!! Not until more people show an interest in having sex with rings I'm afraid. Yeah, I know right? I imagine a cow would be easier, they seem much slower/lazier than a goat. Which is fairly lively. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krs Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Seriously? Thats hilarious. Just reaffirms Russell Brand's statement that the JBs could do any girl on the planet. hahaha yeah. she said she'd do them, and she was like "too bad they're not over 18...or at least one of them are" or something like that...LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-parawhore- Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Not until more people show an interest in having sex with rings I'm afraid. Yeah, I know right? I imagine a cow would be easier, they seem much slower/lazier than a goat. Which is fairly lively. oh very true cause people will soon find out that having sex with a ring is much better haha. yeah probably cause cows are fucking slowwwww. goats are like swift as hell haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 oh very true cause people will soon find out that having sex with a ring is much better haha.yeah probably cause cows are fucking slowwwww. goats are like swift as hell haha Word travels slow so we might be in this thread a while. The only problem with having sex with a cow is that they can go upstairs but not down. So if you take them upstairs and someone walks in, it's not just the cow that's fucked! Goats are like snails compared to cheetahs though. If any man has ever had sex with a live cheetah, I'd shake his hand. That would be fucking tough! HOW EASY WOULD IT BE WITH A TURTLE!?!? It's the animal world equivalent to the really drunk, desperate chick. No offense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-parawhore- Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Word travels slow so we might be in this thread a while. The only problem with having sex with a cow is that they can go upstairs but not down. So if you take them upstairs and someone walks in, it's not just the cow that's fucked! Goats are like snails compared to cheetahs though. If any man has ever had sex with a live cheetah, I'd shake his hand. That would be fucking tough! HOW EASY WOULD IT BE WITH A TURTLE!?!? It's the animal world equivalent to the really drunk, desperate chick. No offense. mahahahaha so true it like they walk in and theyre like "oh..wow...i guess i came in at the wrong time...illjustbegoing...NOW!" haha haha or cheetas are so fast i dont kno how you would be able to sit the animal down for like 10 minutes or so? TURTLE TURTLE! i agree. YOURE DESPRATE IF YOU WANT TO FUCK ANY ANIMAL! hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 mahahahaha so true it like they walk in and theyre like"oh..wow...i guess i came in at the wrong time...illjustbegoing...NOW!" haha haha or cheetas are so fast i dont kno how you would be able to sit the animal down for like 10 minutes or so? TURTLE TURTLE! i agree. YOURE DESPRATE IF YOU WANT TO FUCK ANY ANIMAL! hahaha They'd walk in, walk out, and never return. If I saw anyone having at it with a cow, I'd be hard stretched not to cover my eyes with the strongest acid able to be freely purchased. Or a burning hot poker. That would do the trick. When I started reading that sentence I thought this was how it would roll: "cheetas are so fast that they're done before you've started" It evidently wasn't, but I felt like sharing that anway. If you have sex with any animal, you probably should just be shot. Cause not only is it fairly sick but I doubt the animal in question consented to it, so really it's rape. Unless "woof woof" is now dog for "Fuck me" and I just never got the memo. L-M-A-O @ turtle kid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justSMILE♥ Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Haha yeah, it did go widly off topic. But it does happen to every topic eventually though. They usually come back in. Well, this thread will once Casey, Courtney and I stop discussing the ability to have intercourse with a ring. [i WILL NOT STOP! THIS IS NOT OFF TOPIC. THIS ON RIGHT ON TOPIC. THINGS TO FUCK OTHER THEN THE JONAS BROTHERS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 [i WILL NOT STOP! THIS IS NOT OFF TOPIC. THIS ON RIGHT ON TOPIC. THINGS TO FUCK OTHER THEN THE JONAS BROTHERS. Then it seems this thread won't ever resume ontopicness. "THINGS TO FUCK OTHER THEN THE JONAS BROTHERS." would make for an interesting, yet funny, topic I think. hmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echelonforever Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Something that does actually have something to do with JB, I just bought the like 4ft version of the rolling stone cover!! holy cow! eeeppp! haha. i died when I saw it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-parawhore- Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 They'd walk in, walk out, and never return. If I saw anyone having at it with a cow, I'd be hard stretched not to cover my eyes with the strongest acid able to be freely purchased. Or a burning hot poker. That would do the trick. When I started reading that sentence I thought this was how it would roll: "cheetas are so fast that they're done before you've started" It evidently wasn't, but I felt like sharing that anway. If you have sex with any animal, you probably should just be shot. Cause not only is it fairly sick but I doubt the animal in question consented to it, so really it's rape. Unless "woof woof" is now dog for "Fuck me" and I just never got the memo. L-M-A-O @ turtle kid! HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT WOOD WOOF MEAN FUCK ME IN DOG LANGUAGE!?!? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE PAST DECADE!?! ....I like turtles.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT WOOD WOOF MEAN FUCK ME IN DOG LANGUAGE!?!? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE PAST DECADE!?! ....I like turtles.... Been rollin' with the cats. Much more used to "meow" now, been a while since I've heard dog. We've got some beef with the dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justSMILE♥ Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Then it seems this thread won't ever resume ontopicness. "THINGS TO FUCK OTHER THEN THE JONAS BROTHERS." would make for an interesting, yet funny, topic I think. hmmmm IT WOULD BE. haha let me start with EVERYTHING. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-parawhore- Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Been rollin' with the cats. Much more used to "meow" now, been a while since I've heard dog. We've got some beef with the dogs. Oh i see. So meow=bark=fuck me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 IT WOULD BE. hahalet me start with EVERYTHING. haha Except Angelina Jolie/Amy Winehouse. I point blank refuse to have anything to do with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justSMILE♥ Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Except Angelina Jolie/Amy Winehouse. I point blank refuse to have anything to do with them. i think angelina is prettty. amy winehouse is way too fucked up on every drug to know whats going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 i think angelina is prettty.amy winehouse is way too fucked up on every drug to know whats going on. Nah, I really can't stand her. Most people jizz all over her, but I find her exceedingly unattractive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justSMILE♥ Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Nah, I really can't stand her. Most people jizz all over her, but I find her exceedingly unattractive. REALLLY?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 REALLLY?! Yes. She's not how I roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echelonforever Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Nah, I really can't stand her. Most people jizz all over her, but I find her exceedingly unattractive. I thought I was the only one who didn't think she was pretty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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