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"good luck to you ! well actuallyi take that back, i hope you don't do well at all. Now that i think about it, i hope you get violated by pig monkey men in the woods" - the pest.

 

"Gentlemen, we are going from one bizarre circumstance to the next" -the late shift

 

"Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable" -uh. something.

 

i have many, i'll try and remember them when i can be bothered

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" you are like the coolest person i know, and you dont even try."

"i try really hard acturlly." - Juno (aka best movie ever)

"please, please, be good to me, please. yesss." - napolian dynomite

"tell me i am a bird." - the notebook.

"SANNNNNTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! I KNOW HIM!!!! i know himm. ohh. santa..." -elf

 

and like thousand others i cant remeber haahahah

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Good old Toy Story.

 

"It's not a laser! It's a lightbulb that blinks!"

"What's with him?"

"Laser envy."

 

"Ah! Finally! Air! ....hey where's my hat?"

*squeaky shark appears while wearing Woody's hat*

"Hey! I'm Woody! Howdy howdy howdy!"

"Aha...aha.....gimme that!" *snatches hat back*

 

And the best Toy Story quote of all time.

 

"You're lucky! My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!"

 

xD

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i used to have part of this one memorized, but i have to look it up on imdb . . .

 

"Joe Dirt: So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis?

Kicking Wing: No.

Joe Dirt: Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?

Kicking Wing: No, I don't.

Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?"

 

in case you couldn't tell, it's from Joe Dirt. that movie is incredibly quotable, especially Christopher Walken . . . "you're talkin to my man all wrong. do it again, and i'll stab you in the face with a hot soldering iron." and "does your mother sew? BOOM! get her to sew that."

yeah i love that movie.

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Good old Toy Story.

 

"It's not a laser! It's a lightbulb that blinks!"

"What's with him?"

"Laser envy."

 

"Ah! Finally! Air! ....hey where's my hat?"

*squeaky shark appears while wearing Woody's hat*

"Hey! I'm Woody! Howdy howdy howdy!"

"Aha...aha.....gimme that!" *snatches hat back*

 

And the best Toy Story quote of all time.

 

"You're lucky! My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!"

 

xD

 

 

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

 

how do u remeber that? i havent watched that movies in ages!

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"That's the trouble with ya New York dope fiends. Ya got a rotten attitude." - Requiem for a Dream

 

Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'wh'] The safe word is "WHiskey."

Kevin Powell: [pronouncing it with a silent 'h'] You mean whiskey?

Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] WHat?

Kevin Powell: I just don't understand why you're saying it that way.

Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] WHy am I saying WHat *WHat* WHay?

- Hot Rod

 

Rod Kimble: Did you reinforce the take-off ramp?

Rico: No, we didn't have time.

Rod Kimble: [unsure] Cool.

- also from Hot Rod

 

 

"party time - excellent!" - wayne's world *....duuuuhhh*

 

Larry: [when Everette wakes up wearing a dress] Everette, that's another reason you shouldn't drink tequilla.

Everette: [sees the dress] Damn, this always happens when I eat the worm.

- Delta Farce... wasnt that good, but there were a couple funny parts

 

"DAMN! these iraqi's sure know how to throw a party! - they even got tacos all the way over here!" - Delta farce... the funny part is, they were really in Mexico...they thought they were in Iraq fighting a war.

 

i might have better ones later, but its really early here and well, i dont think i can remember any right now...

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"party time - excellent!" - wayne's world *....duuuuhhh*

 

That reminds me of other ones from the Wayne's World movies.

 

1) "hi . . . i'm in delaware . . ."

2) (and i think it's from the second movie) "Let's cross the t's and dot the . . . lowercase j's." (Wayne while talking to a guy with a cross eye)

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