CaughtInTheRiot Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 WARNING: VERY DISTURBING IT WASN'T ME EITHER. I DON'T HAVE AN ACCOUNT. MY SISTER FOUND IT. This is from a deviantArt post. So... a couple of days ago I planned on shaving my pubic hair, but unfortunately, my razor was nowhere to be found. Since my parents were gone, I went downstairs to grab our potato peeler and I decided to use that instead. I've seen my mother use it on potatoes and it seemed really effective. Thing is, I did a quick downward cut and it grabbed a whole lot of skin. I mean, fucking hell; it was bleeding like fuck. :/ At first I thought I wasn't careful enough, so I did another cut: one more carefully executed than the aforementioned. Frankly, I got the same result and right now I feel really fucking stupid. Now you're probably thinking: 'Yes, it's stupid... but why post it on here?'. Well, basically; the wounds have turned into infections and I don't know what to do. How the hell am I going to tell my parents? Do any of you have experience on this matter? I really need your advice. An infection near my penis isn't the most desired thing on my list of desired things.[/Quote] Original post: http://forum.deviantart.com/community/life/1126304/?offset=10#comments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catie Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 EW KYLE THAT WAS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SAW IT AND YOU TOLD ME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrrrr x matey Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 LMFAO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 oh man EPIC FAIL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroki Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 I've set fire to my pubes before when I was drunk but i'd never be as stupid as this guy I mean wtf a potato peeler He needs to get his arse to the doctors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrrrr x matey Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 no, what he needs is a shrink. lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaughtInTheRiot Posted July 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 I mean wtf a potato peeler My exact quote when my sister showed me. 'WHAT THE FUCK!? A POTATO PEELER!?' One of the replies on the post is 'I'm never eating potatoes at your house. Ever.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 I've set fire to my pubes before when I was drunk but i'd never be as stupid as this guy I mean wtf a potato peeler He needs to get his arse to the doctors lol i use the moustache trimmer on my electric razor, for the record. also i have set my pubes on fire while drunk (common thing that) and also given someone a pube rollie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarMaramore Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 ho-ly-shit. wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaughtInTheRiot Posted July 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Omfg, read the replies on the actual post. The dude is either a complete idiot, or just messing around. He says stuff like 'How do I not jack-off!?' and stuff. I am not sure if it is real, but I don't think I want proof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrrrr x matey Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 okay. for you ppl that said you set your pubes on fire. wtf were you thinking? hah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroki Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 lol i use the moustache trimmer on my electric razor, for the record. also i have set my pubes on fire while drunk (common thing that) and also given someone a pube rollie It is more common than people think and I got badly burnt and have loads of little scars on my shaft now and my pubes grow in a curly patches Haha did he/she smoke the rollie Alex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Omfg, read the replies on the actual post. The dude is either a complete idiot, or just messing around. He says stuff like 'How do I not jack-off!?' and stuff. I am not sure if it is real, but I don't think I want proof. well to be fair, THAT would suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroki Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 okay. for you ppl that said you set your pubes on fire.wtf were you thinking? hah ALCOHOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 It is more common than people think and I got badly burnt and have loads of little scars on my shaft now and my pubes grow in a curly patches Haha did he/she smoke the rollie Alex? yeh what is with guys burning their pubes while drunk??? i mean i put it out sharpish and just burnt em off, no perm damage, just looked like i was 11 again for a bit yeh then after he said "wow that was the best rollie ive ever had..." then i told him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 ALCOHOL ALCOHOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaughtInTheRiot Posted July 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 yeh what is with guys burning their pubes while drunk??? i mean i put it out sharpish and just burnt em off, no perm damage, just looked like i was 11 again for a bit yeh then after he said "wow that was the best rollie ive ever had..." then i told him. LMFAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steesh Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 I've set fire to my pubes before when I was drunk I think everyones done that at one point. A right of passage me thinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroki Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 yeh what is with guys burning their pubes while drunk??? i mean i put it out sharpish and just burnt em off, no perm damage, just looked like i was 11 again for a bit yeh then after he said "wow that was the best rollie ive ever had..." then i told him. Haha I was too drunk to put it out and I had to goto the hospital and got this cream which I had to rub on it twice a day I move it a certain direction now and I can't feel it cause of the scar tissue haha how drunk was he to not smell the burbs burning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarMaramore Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 what a dumbass!!!!!!!! who puts a potato peeler to their dick?! I mean come on. no. come OFF witht he peeler homeslice. that's horrid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Haha I was too drunk to put it out and I had to goto the hospital and got this cream which I had to rub on it twice a day I move it a certain direction now and I can't feel it cause of the scar tissue haha how drunk was he to not smell the burbs burning? not at all just had like a spliff bout 20 mins before it was half bacci half pubes, but we where all smoking as well so it masked it had 4 peoples pubes in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroki Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 not at all just had like a spliff bout 20 mins before it was half bacci half pubes, but we where all smoking as well so it masked it had 4 peoples pubes in it. Haha thats just fucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xmurderxlovex Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 I'm guessing that hurt like a burnin bitch. POTATO PEELERS?! Whatever happened to running off to the store and buying a razor? Human laziness at its finest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 yeh man hes such a dumb shit, i never let anyone roll me fags lol. we are going to give him a "hash" spliff on monday if you know what that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaughtInTheRiot Posted July 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Dude, brits can be quite large assholes, no offense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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