Hiroki Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 He donated the sperm so it doesn't count The weirdest man alive.Next to Criss Angel. CLAY AIKEN IS THE MANN!! Your Clay Aiken is no match for my George Takei Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaseyyann Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Ahhhhh ewwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echelonforever Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komomaan Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 So... a couple of days ago I planned on shaving my pubic hair, but unfortunately, my razor was nowhere to be found. Since my parents were gone, I went downstairs to grab our potato peeler and I decided to use that instead. I've seen my mother use it on potatoes and it seemed really effective. Thing is, I did a quick downward cut and it grabbed a whole lot of skin. I mean, fucking hell; it was bleeding like fuck. :/ At first I thought I wasn't careful enough, so I did another cut: one more carefully executed than the aforementioned. Frankly, I got the same result and right now I feel really fucking stupid. Now you're probably thinking: 'Yes, it's stupid... but why post it on here?'. Well, basically; the wounds have turned into infections and I don't know what to do. How the hell am I going to tell my parents? Do any of you have experience on this matter? I really need your advice. An infection near my penis isn't the most desired thing on my list of desired things. That is he thinking there's anyone more stupid than him... . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iOta Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 What a potatoe head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrrrr x matey Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 What a potatoe head. dont you mean potato dick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Happy_Misery Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 :rotfl: that's the funniest thing ive read all day, how amusing. potato peeler HAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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