Hiroki Posted July 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 Then she'd just go around whoring it about and you'd get a bad name for her actions. At least if you had a boy the only thing you'd have to worry about is if he turned out to be a ....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 she wouldnt, cause id get her sewn up nah id bring him up looking at lesbian porn mate and make sure he thought gay was evil xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroki Posted July 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 Haha well that's one way and that's kinda how I learnt about sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 what looking at porn with your dad? xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroki Posted July 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 Haha well finding his tapes and magazine when I went to his house He now comes to my house and asks me to download them so he can flog the dvds to the dirty old blokes he knows haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 lmfao class. mine was when my mate sam brought his brothers playboy to school xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroki Posted July 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 Ah the classics. I'm just going to leave wank mags around for my son when he is that age, i'm dreading going into his room at that age and walking across all the dry tissue papers haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travel_hymn Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 EWWWWW TMI! =P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 aaarrrr mate thats sick, im probably gna like "accidentally" leave porn in the dvd player or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 also how old is yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroki Posted July 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 Haha what like you two have never done owt like that before also how old is yours? He's two turning 3 at the start of September and he's a little shit! You've got to watch everything you do and what you say and he already walks around the house going "f f f" when he gets angry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 hahah i bet thats cute but i dno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroki Posted July 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 hahah i bet thats cute but i dno Well it is but I get bollocked for that and when he says "aye" One tip when you have a bairn watch your nuts as they like to jump on them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 note to self "buy cricket box" ahahaha lol i swear far too much, that will be hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroki Posted July 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 Oh it's a hard job but it's fun when they start talking and moving around. My dog hates him though and teases him to fuck like when he is just stood there the dog will purposely go over and knock him on his arse Just think your lasses snatch will go south for months haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 dont care if it does, its not like its the only one ill be on xD lol the dog thing sounds pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroki Posted July 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 Aye well it's an ex police dog and a vicious little fucker that used to attack me for hugging the missus. Hate's my neighbours so she comes in handy So let me get this straight your gonna be out and about while your missus is at home holding the bairn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 if it goes south i bloodywell will xD ex police dog? does it sniff out your stash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroki Posted July 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 Aye it does and it goes nuts and when it sees the police it tries to walk up beside them which has lead to some interesting conversations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 lmao, ill not get one of them then the shites. my local copper loves me tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroki Posted July 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 Mine knows me and has had me in a few times when I was younger the ginger bastard hahah. He once done me for that when I was younger and I tried to knock him on his arse for bad mouthing me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 haha my one knows what me and my mates do, he just lets us now, cause he knows we wont be doing any damage or anything, we will just sit around, and listen to music, so he just goes "dont get up to anything illegal tonight lads" in a joking tone then we have a chat with him and he walks off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroki Posted July 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 There canny when they are like that but wore lasses uncle who is a copper is a bastard and had my record up when I started dating her so he could see if I was upto owt The other local coppers around here sell cable boxes and modems from the back of the panda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 haha that sounds like a bit of a fucker, yeh well the bloke one is alright, the woman is a bitch tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroki Posted July 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 Women coppers always are im sure they just try and lift you to make up for the male coppers being bastards to them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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