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okay so i got this idea after the whole "fayley" thing emery posted. well i thought i would type my name in and see what came up and it was rather nasty but funny. i figured i would post it. so i think everyone should type in their name and see what it says, ya know just for shits and giggles :]

 

a verb...to "Taylor" someone is to lay them on a feather bed...surround them with a trough full of excrement, and masturbate on their face.

 

I Taylored his mom last night.

^ i personally love that line. haha

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A Ross is a kind, sweet and funny person who is awesome to the max. Ross's can have multiple 'sides' to them. This can include the sweet side, rough side, and open side.

 

Now when a Ross is on his sweet side he will be gentlemen-like and offer to pay for things and hold bags(of shopping for example). He will also make you laugh and smile.

 

When on his rough side, he will join in on fights with friends and strangers(act all hard etc). He will then, as a result, receive many cuts and scars to the body, such as that which is created from a smiley.

 

His open side can also be funny. This is when he talks about experiences relating to lesbians, porn, wanking and anything similar.

 

If you have ever come across and Ross as Ross as i have, you will know how wonderful they truly are.

First Guy: That dude is awesome to the max!

Second Guy: He's called Ross

First Guy: He's so cool.

 

8-)

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1. Natasha

 

The name Natasha (Russian) means Christmans Day or birthday. It is usually used to portray desirable and enviable female characters in film, literature, etc. Most Natasha's are beautiful. They exude mystery and seduction.

 

2. Natasha

 

A woman of outstanding beauty, intelligence, and grace.

 

3. natasha

 

A fake wanna be emo girl who follows everyone around when they don't want her there. Shes really ugly and kind of resembles michael jackson.

 

 

4. natasha

 

from the latin meaning: born at christmas

beautiful lovely person.

 

 

5. natasha

 

another word for being very ruff

 

 

6. natasha

 

In Turkey, "Natasha" is a slang term meaning "prostitute". In particular, the word refers to Russian prostitutes.

 

 

7. Natasha

 

(1) N. When an attractive man is so beautiful that he ceases to look like a man and comes across more convincingly as a woman.

 

(2) V. When a person has to pee so badly that they are afraid their bladder will actually erupt. Short: Natash

 

 

 

....kay then. o.O

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these are hilarious reading, haha.

 

1.Megan

A girl that is very stubborn but at the same time can be the greatest friend on the planet. She loves pizza and is absolutley gorgeous. She is loved by everybody and is fucking hilarious!

 

EX:Megan is my best friend.

 

2.Megan

A choong young female. If you are called Megan, you are kool and you are GREAT!

Boys are always looking at her like Talk to me Megaaann...JHEEEEEZE!

 

 

"Wow Crank that Megan"

"Daamn she made the earth shake, it was like an earthquake"

"Youu is one fyyyyyn Megan"

 

 

 

all my name says is about either being hot, fine, whatever or being nice. wtf? haha.

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katie

 

A happy person who is a good listener and reliable friend. Likes to party and is always there when you need her.

''Call katie she'll go out''

 

katie

 

the name katie is usualy given to one who happens to be exceptionaly well at pleasing their partner. katie's happen to be very good at making the opposite rather "turned on". one would not regret having been with a katie.

i want a grl like katie, one who can turn me on and tease me but do a good fxckin job at it ;) mmmbaby!

 

Katie

 

A common name used in America and Canada. It comes from the greek Katharos meaning 'pure". Short for several names succh as Kathleen, Kathryn, Katherine, Catherine.

The first woman of record to have bprne the name was Saint Katherina who was put to for her beliefs. The crusaders were evidently moved by her story because they carried news of St. Katherina back with them to Europe and began to name their daughters in her honor.

Famous songs include:

 

"k-k-k- Katie"

"Beautiful Katie"

"Katy lied"

 

katie

 

A happy, friendly person who likes to be around friends and gives lots of hugs

-she's such a Katie-

 

-that grl is a real Katie-

 

Katie

 

An absolutetly gorgeous person. Someone who is so amazingly beautiful its almost physically impossible.

That grl is so beautiful. She must be a katie.

 

katie

 

a supah fly chick with a crazy life,

usually enjoys parties.

damnn that grl is such a katie!

 

Katie

 

A standing handjob performed usually in public places.

So we went around back and my friend gave me a Katie right there in the hallway.

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Oh...well, isn't this nice? I think I got screwed the most out of all of you, hahahaha.

 

Taken right from the page...

 

1: Cheyenne

To run up behind somebody, hit them in the back of the head, and then run away very fast.

I'm gonna Cheyenne that b-tch when i see her tomorrow!

 

2: Cheyenne

The absolutely most appallingly boring place on the planet. Know for its low population and high hick count. Lacks any sort of fun activities and external simulation besides the MALL. Also should be given the title the windy city instead of Chicago.

Let's get the shit out of Cheyenne before my brain explodes!

 

WOW! The place is almost as bad as Cheyenne

 

3: Cheyenne

A very odd,but very pretty blonde child. These people usually fall in love with gingers,or extreme black people.

 

Also see Snaggleclerk.

I seen a Cheyenne yesterday....Wow it was odd, I never seen one in person, I took a picture of her runnin up the sexual football field with what looked like a small child. It was .......disturbing but slightly impressive.

 

4: cheyenne

in my own opinion, and everyone has their own, a very annoying singer with a whiny, high-pitched voice.

hanginnnn' onnnnnnn

 

cheyenne has her own t.v show

 

cheyenne's voice isn't the best i've heard

 

5: Cheyenne

Girls name - Associated with mad parents - generally means child/adult will be flighty, insecure and very very sexy

 

Is also used to describe the smell emitted after passing wind

god your cheyenne smells

 

6: Cheyenne

one who is of the homosexual variety who is asthetically un-pleasing to the eye. generally referring to lesbians, but also used for the definition of male homosexuals.

oh. my. god. that man/woman is a total cheyenne. ewww.

 

my girlfriend/boyfriend is a total cheyenne, but hey, it's whats inside that counts...

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katie

 

A happy person who is a good listener and reliable friend. Likes to party and is always there when you need her.

''Call katie she'll go out''

 

katie

 

the name katie is usualy given to one who happens to be exceptionaly well at pleasing their partner. katie's happen to be very good at making the opposite rather "turned on". one would not regret having been with a katie.

i want a grl like katie, one who can turn me on and tease me but do a good fxckin job at it ;) mmmbaby!

 

Katie

 

A common name used in America and Canada. It comes from the greek Katharos meaning 'pure". Short for several names succh as Kathleen, Kathryn, Katherine, Catherine.

The first woman of record to have bprne the name was Saint Katherina who was put to for her beliefs. The crusaders were evidently moved by her story because they carried news of St. Katherina back with them to Europe and began to name their daughters in her honor.

Famous songs include:

 

"k-k-k- Katie"

"Beautiful Katie"

"Katy lied"

 

katie

 

A happy, friendly person who likes to be around friends and gives lots of hugs

-she's such a Katie-

 

-that grl is a real Katie-

 

Katie

 

An absolutetly gorgeous person. Someone who is so amazingly beautiful its almost physically impossible.

That grl is so beautiful. She must be a katie.

 

katie

 

a supah fly chick with a crazy life,

usually enjoys parties.

damnn that grl is such a katie!

 

Katie

 

A standing handjob performed usually in public places.

So we went around back and my friend gave me a Katie right there in the hallway.

 

you know us Katie's...:roll:

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There's a few for mine, but these two are my favorites [contradictions?]

 

1. A girls name, usually associated with a fairly small cute but hot girl. Is unique in her clothing style and is brilliant at the things she loves best whatever that may be. Loved by her friends and envied by her enemies.

 

2. 1. anyone who is friends with her is a fucktard

2. her best comeback names are "dumbo" and "retard"

1. me - Are you friends with hayley?

you - NO...what do you think I am?...a fucktard??!!

2. me - hey hayley...your a fuckin bitch

hayley - shut up dumbo...i dont need your crap retard

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1. alyssa

the kind of girl who still manages to find a way to smile; the one that you'll see walking down the hallway, having her head up high, trying just one last time; the kind of girl that will get back up, each andeverytime she falls... the kind of girl who NEVER gives up.

 

alyssa will never lose hope...

 

 

2. Alyssa

Alyssa is a rare breed of blue mongoose. It is known to be very agressive and attack you for no reason, usually going for the nose. Many people are walking around without noses because of the dreaded blue mongoose Alyssa

 

OMG! He has no nose! Michael Jackson must have gotten too close to an Alyssa!

 

 

^ :rotfl:

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1. alyssa

the kind of who still manages to find a way to smile; the one that you'll see walking down the hallway, having her head up high, trying just one last time; the kind of that will get back up, each andeverytime she falls... the kind of who NEVER gives up.

 

alyssa will never lose hope...

 

 

2. Alyssa

Alyssa is a rare breed of blue mongoose. It is known to be very agressive and attack you for no reason, usually going for the nose. Many people are walking around without noses because of the dreaded blue mongoose Alyssa

 

OMG! He has no nose! Michael Jackson must have gotten too close to an Alyssa!

 

 

^ :rotfl:

 

hahahaha blue mongoose??

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Noun. Belief not supported by evidence or reason, but assumption alone.

 

Why does my name have to be a normal word!? Booo. Just for that I'm gonna look up my middle name.

 

Noelle: A superior level of intoxication, resulting in belligerence or some sort of devine sexual activity. The last stage of drunken-ness before passing out.

 

I drank until I was so Noelle that everyone looked sexy.

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these are hilarious reading, haha.

 

1.Megan

A girl that is very stubborn but at the same time can be the greatest friend on the planet. She loves pizza and is absolutley gorgeous. She is loved by everybody and is fucking hilarious!

 

EX:Megan is my best friend.

 

2.Megan

A choong young female. If you are called Megan, you are kool and you are GREAT!

Boys are always looking at her like Talk to me Megaaann...JHEEEEEZE!

 

 

"Wow Crank that Megan"

"Daamn she made the earth shake, it was like an earthquake"

"Youu is one fyyyyyn Megan"

 

 

 

all my name says is about either being hot, fine, whatever or being nice. wtf? haha.

 

haha i love our name

:rotfl:

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Stephy

A term often used to describe a Glasweigan Paramore fan, who often changes their hair colour and doesn't take shit from ANYONE.

 

Usually great admirers of collar bones.

 

That Stephy girl used to pure fancy Kate Moss

 

 

 

ORR, short and simple

 

Stephanie

 

The sexiest girl in the world

Pamela Anderson is a stephanie

 

haha I dident edit those

wtf is a Glasweigan ?

Yay 4 Paramore

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Sara

A person who is very hot and has the greatest personality ever! In hebrew Sara means princess. There for you should treat her as if she was one! Sara is also a very irresistable person.

Damn! That Sara chick is so fine!

I wish that Sara chick was single cause then she would be mine!

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