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Burnt Face Man


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*it looks like burnt face man is in for a suprise visit!*

'noooo'

*from his biggest fan!*

'NOOOOO! no, not him! Suggestion boy, you get it! Tell him im busy!'

'Shall i part my hair for the occasion?'

'Just get the door!'

'i love burnt face man, i want to eat him out, i want to taste his japseye, is he a.. local to the premises so he can be accepting my gift?'

'errrmmmmm.. burnt face man is out on business today.. solving shark related crimes...'

'that is a lie! i have detected your lies! i shall invite myself in!'

 

'there he is, i see him! i see him with my two brown eyes! I see him as clear as the moon of peshwa!'

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no way!

the best line is

 

'hi burnt face man, i made you some paté from my own nasal hair and yeast'

LMAO

The indian fan is awesome lol I was going to get the other quote but you already posted it...

*it looks like burnt face man is in for a suprise visit!*

'noooo'

*from his biggest fan!*

'NOOOOO! no, not him! Suggestion boy, you get it! Tell him im busy!'

'Shall i part my hair for the occasion?'

'Just get the door!'

'i love burnt face man, i want to eat him out, i want to taste his japseye, is he a.. local to the premises so he can be accepting my gift?'

I laughed hard at that line... :rotfl:

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