Stranger: hi
You: OMGZ HAI
Stranger: ?
You: hello sexy pants
You: how you dooooin
Stranger: lol
Stranger: are u a men ?
You: that indeed was a very lol worthy statement right there.
You: Im not men, no.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how old r u ?
You: Im 7117 and a half days old.
You: what about you?
Stranger: 5862
You: so you're younger than me? cool beanage!
Stranger: yes, let's fuck ?
You: lets not.
Stranger: i like that !
You: i dont like that!
You: SPONGE BOB DOES NOT LIKE THAT
Stranger: you'r not a bitch, that's cool