TheJake

the_jake_13@hotmail.com add me or suffer the consequences

ill miss you too! ill miss everyone but ill be back on sunday, so at least TRY to have fun without me haha.

Hay, everyone. Vic told me to tell you all that she wont be on the computer for a week or so, cus shes grounded from the computer. although she may still sneak on or something. and while im postin this, i should tell you all that ima be leaving for my cousins house tomorrow morning. ill be back on sunday though. EDIT: oh wait, i just remembered something. im not actually staying at my cousins house, cus there gonna be alot of people there, so were staying at a hotel. so if my mom brings her laptop, i might be able to use it, but if i can, it wont be for very long.

Stockholm Syndrome ~ Muse

(after recieving a vioce clip someone sent me. the person had put the mic up to the speakers while playing a song) "what is that delightfully orgasmic song???"

ooh sounds fun! now if only i lived in the UK...

Viva la Vida ~ Coldplay

id do it for the money. wwydi paramore's tour bus broke down in front of your house and they had to spend the night at your house cus their AC was broken in the bus?

no, i tripped down a couple of stairs once though. HYE puked on someone?

aww that sucks. well, goodbye =/!

sweet, apparently im a... an amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you cant help but love . and another definition says im the police?

hay katie, welcome back! and byebye hayley!

"you know your in love when you cant sleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." -Dr. Seuss

aimcpfgf - allie is my cool pfgf. hmm what a coincidence that i randomly got jsut the right letters for that. haha

kyub - kill your unlikeable boss

Hawthorne Heights

yeah i believe you. there can definitly be true love at an early age.

10!

"*jams finger* OOWW!!!! BALLSACK!!!!"

that is the funniest thing i have heard all freaking day. taht is so funny, and so retarted at the same time.

Juno. damn taht was a good movie .

Jon Stewart: our government doesnt torture people, it simply filled your lungs wiht water to get you to tell us what we want. in fact, if anything - shut up...

well, whne i got a guitar, i got this package that comes wiht a fender stratocaster, amp, and cords to plug it up with for i thikn around $600. its really good, but the only problem is that it uses single pickups, and so when you tunr the overdrive on(the thing that makes it sound harder and more metal) it may make some fairly annoying buzzing and feedback sounds if you turn the volume up too much. so if the buzz and feedback become too annoying, you can pay like $80 to get a noise suppressor foot pedal, which will get rid of it, thats what i use right now.

i ban masterbate for having a dirty username thing, and for spelling masturbate wrong haha

collision during sex