1. I'm in a band with 4 albums and 3 EPs released.
2. I stalk the band on Twitter and the next time I go to a Paramore concert and go backstage, I am going to tell them to follow me on Twitter.
3. I'm related to the drummer in Blink-182.
4. Have I mentioned I'm obsessed with Twitter?
5. I have a secret crush on Hayley. But doesn't every guy in America?