Renith182 Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 The Paramore's Starring... Hayley Williams....Jeremy Davis...Hunter Lamb... and The Farro brothers - Josh and Zac. And Introducing.... Creme de la Ren (Ren) and J-Rod (Jarrod) as the ghetto bouncer brothers Jerkoffsky and Taco creamer. Suzie as Paramore's computer tech. Kristina as Paramore's personal non-alcoholic bartender. Jackie as the summer snowboarding 'punk' girl. Nate as the rebellious Asian pokemon dude. And last but not least. Ping as the drooling streaking guy in Paramore's tour bus. With Special Guests each and every week. Starts September 12th at 8PM on Fox. Bootleg on Mininova.org tomorrow. "If you aint paramoried. U aint gangster, bruv. Get off me fish and chips!" Episode 1 – The Pilot Episode The Paramore’s Hayley finds herself in a dilemma. There’s a Taco Bell and Denny's next to each other. Where will she go? It would be safer to go to Taco Bell since its J-Rod's 2nd home. Ren uses the toilet on the tour bus and after that the bus needs to be replaced. Jackie's does a 540 over the bus and Ajax jumps over guest star Michael Jordan and they meet halfway simultaneously. Suzie tries to repair Hunter's laptop. But the abundance of Myspace viruses leaves her using hair tonic to prevent hair loss. Kristina fixes Josh and a non alcoholic bloody Mary but adds too much tomato juice to the mix. Zac regrets his choice of bunking under Ping, especially when he’s had a few sour jawbreakers. Jackie broke Jeremy's bass because she used it as a snowboard. Now he roams around Guitar center, where people are playing Stairway to heaven a million times and its driving him crazy. Mobsters pay Ren a visit. But pass out soon when they use the tour bus toilet. Paulie and Jimmy are on their way back to the New Jersey construction site. They will not bother Ren again. Nate kills Hunter at Pokemon. Ren kills Nate at being Asian. Next episode: Ren’s drinking problem, introducing Hayley double, the Scottish lady. Brent the old guy and Glorya as Nate's crazy Asian lady sidekick. Episode 2 - The Drinking problem and the Tour bus The Paramore’s So Paramore and the other guys cruise along in the tour bus. Ren finds himself making cocktails which consist of NyQuil and Vodka with a dash of orange juice. As he stumbles around the bus he finds everyone watching Jarrod and Josh going at it at guitar hero. Nate keeps bugging them to play the Pokemon game but everyone isn’t Asian enough for that. A usual the notebook battles go on. Suzie still trying to fix Hunter's laptop and everyone is crowding around Hayley's, trying to check their Myspaces without success. Jeremy finally found a new bass which was better than his last. But it didn’t have that old skool feeling of his last. Now it has a sticker saying "Jackie proof" on it. Ping's drooling becomes more of a problem, especially since he accidentally used Kristina’s toothbrush. Kristina finds herself making way too many non-alcoholic drinks and starts to miss the old days back in Joe blows bar. They soon stop at an interstate diner and things get pretty interesting. Getting outta the bus they meet an old bum called Brent, who has a massive brown trench coat. He asks for smokes from Ren but since Ren is an a**hole he refuses. But since he was a fan of Paramore, they offer him a ride To LA. Walking into a diner they all meet Hayley, a Scottish girl at the counter who has an obsession with the word Wee, and it really pisses Jarrod off. She had a rad Scottish accent and Ren exchanges Tossers and fish and chips with her. Nate meets a Glorya, a crazy Asian emo girl that he has a liking to. They exchange pokemon cards and numbers. Zac has a massive cheeseburger but Brent kept trying to snatch the Bacon and chips from him. Zac used his drumstick to keep him at bay. Jarrod and Ren have an arm wrestling competition but break one of the tables. We get kicked out and end up drinking in the bus. Ren has one too many screwdrivers and tries to drive the bus. He crashes it into a telephone pole, and everyone comes out yelling "WTF you do Ren? You crazy Biatch!!!" Everyone confronts Ren about his drinking problem, But he's too hammered to even figure out which bunk is his. He sleeps with his head in the toilet for the whole night, after Jarrod was just done passing yesterday's burrito through there. Ping shares the bunk with Brent, who appreciates humid weather. Next week on the Paramores: We take a closer look at the interesting characters at the LA gig. Also Jarrod realizes heaven. Episode 3 - The Mobile Taco Bell and the LA gig Guest starring: Mr. Williams (Hayley's dad) The Paramore’s So Paramore and the guys continue to tour on the way to the LA gig. Ping is officially the human tour bus humidifier. Brent feels like he’s sleeping by the heater. The new tour bus is being broken into very well. Hayley finds herself ever so addicted to Guitar hero, while Josh finds himself ever more addicted to Ren's NyQuil. Jarrod's (taco creamer), snoring keeps everyone up at night. But Suzie seems to appreciate it while she’s still trying to fix Hunter's laptop. Jeremy's "Jackie proof" sticker seems to be working, and Jackie's snowboard keeps poking Kristina when she tries to sleep. Missing the old days Kristina finds herself making alcoholic drinks not only for Ren but for herself. On the way we all stop at a Taco Bell, in TN and we find Hayley's dad in there having a crunch wrap supreme with no tomatoes. Jarrod seems to kick off the best with him and comes up with the craziest idea. They went to the hardware store and bought all the chain they had, and hooked it to the back of the tour bus and dragged it away with the employees inside. To their delight they didn’t mind. After a long but not so tedious journey (taco bell remember?) they find themselves in LA. Ren sees the Hollywood sign for the first time and feels like an immigrant coming in from a boat to the New York. Brent feels at home, even though his home changes every few days. Before arriving at the gig, we stop at a Dunkin Donuts and Hayley wants to drag that along but it aint wee. Ren meets a bunch of mobsters and he owes them money. But after introducing him to the Taco bell washroom, they tell him fuhgedaboudit and go back to Chicago. On the way to the gig. Glorya and Nate seem to be hitting it off, until she rejects him since he’s not emo. Nate, depressed finds himself at thrift shops looking for tight jeans and a dashboard confessional t shirt. Jarrod starts to hit on Suzie, and being a computer geek, finds herself talking 'livejournal' to his surprise. Arriving at the gig, the guys all help Paramore unload their gear, some with more success than others (Brent sleeps on the Mesa rectifiers and that gives Ren and Jarrod a harder time). Jackie tries to grind the barrier with Hunter's guitar case but it almost snaps in half after her 37th attempt. Ren finds himself backstage; unloading all the alcohol he bought at the 7/11 and entices people to have a drinking competition with him. Nate joins quickly due to depression and Ping joins in shortly since his drooling is making him thirsty. Jarrod refuses since he’s too busy with Suzie, and Ren feels a little depressed himself. The drinking begins, and it seems that Ping's shot glasses seem to refill themselves, but passes out shortly after. Its down to Nate and Ren the battle between the American Asian and the real old skool Asian. After half a bottle of J.D, Nate falls flat to the floor, and Ren wins hands down. He then stumbles on stage with Hayley double while Paramore are playing, and we go crowd surfing. Ren grabs Zac's drumstick and plays the left handed part of my heart. Glorya finds herself at the merch table, appreciating the Paramore merch while her mascara runs. Hunter finds that signing hundreds of signatures improves his shredding, and Ren agrees. Brent finds a nice warm spot under the merch table, and appreciates all the fans DVS and converse shoes. Ren stumbling around finds Kristina and she makes him a nice flaming illusion. Mr. Williams comes by and shares the drink with Ren. Suzie starts to really appreciate Jarrod, but the moment is ruined when Ping and Nate (sleeping on each other) wake up and run to the toilet simultaneously. A random fan loves Ren's crazy tattoo, but soon passes out. When packing up, Jarrod drags Ren into the bus, and shares the suite bunk with Brent this time. Jackie cant handle the humidity, so she straps herself to the top of the tour bus and gets fresh exhaust fumes all night. Nate still drunk, tries to shove a passed out Ping into Zac's bass drum, who gets pissed off because the drum shell warps. Jarrod's crunch wrap supreme gets the best of him and he spends an hour inside the bus toilet, while Hayley is waiting her turn. She gets agitated with him and starts macking on him. The conversation ends when taco creamer calls Hayley a Jew. But after a moment of silence they apologize to each other and the real night begins. Hayley sings Nate a happy ska song, and he feels a lot better, but still says Chris Carrabba is his hero. Ping rolls Ren's beer bottles off the back of the bus, like depth charges from a destroyer. He killed a rabbit by doing so. Next week on the Paramore's: Hometown country and something ridiculously exciting. Episode 4: Johnny Cash, Hometown Country and the Proposal Special new guests (retards)- TN Alyssa the crazy Paramore fan and Kerrie the Thief (From Virginia but thinks she’s from TN). The Paramore’s So Paramore and the guys go back to Franklin (Franktown), TN for a short break. The bus is given a break finally, and everyone tries to fit in the Farro household strangely enough with success. Nate has finally proven his warrior emo skills to Glorya, and they share the parking lot together and talk all night long about how Mineral writes the saddest lyrics. The tour bus is given a rest, and Brent gets kicked off the tour because he smelly stupidly bad. He finds his way back to Virginia. A few days into vacation, Kerrie the thief shows up apparently sent by Brent to spy on everyone while he sobs in his old cardboard box. Jackie learns to skateboard, and does 360 flips over tumbleweeds. Kerrie and Jackie seem to hit it off very well. Ping discovers that Josh keeps a guitar dehumidifier in his case, and starts to get addicted to it. Nate asks Jarrod for advice with Glorya. Jarrod's reply is to listen to Aiden 24/7. Kristina finds herself in the Franklin pub, and gets herself a part time job working there. Its cool because now Ren can drink for free. Ren spends most of his days in the pub, and now speaks with a strong Irish accent. Mr. Williams is happy to be back home, even though it had only been a week. Now he can drive his 67' Chevy Camaro around with Ren in the passenger seat, listening to back in black by AC/DC. Hayley double has a fascination with the Dunkin Donuts in town, but cant seem to even find one cup of regular coffee. The guys in Paramore practice and write new songs, and one day at Denny's meets Alyssa, a crazy Paramore fan. Alyssa is such a cool person, that they allow her to tour. One crazy house party night at Hunter's place, Ren finds out he has obsessive compulsive disorder and ADD, and starts drinking a lot due to depression. But Ren realizes that he has photographic memory. Nate and Ren share a beautiful emo moment together, and he describes the last issue of Maxim to him in such detail. To her delight, Alyssa sketches out an exact replica of that magazine and everyone is amazed by her skills. She is now officially Paramore's touring Xerox machine. The party is insane, with everyone rocking out to Emery and the Chariot. Ren gets very hungry, and finds Hunter by the BBQ grill. Ren then enjoys a medium rare Strip loin steak. Hunter and Ren talk BBQ all night long. Suzie and Jarrod start to hit it off, and Glorya catches them talking dirty to each other in computer terms. Jackie finds it funny and joins the conversation but throws snow and boarding into the mix. Nate, who is completely hammered, asks Josh and Hunter for guitar lessons. They attempt to teach him, but when they mention doing scales on the G string he cracks up and eventually passes out from laughter. Ren tries to be superchinaman and gets on the balcony. He screams out "I’m a floater, Every Time I die" then jumps in the shallow end of the pool. People were shocked, but Ren got out and was amazed by the way the pool water tasted like rice wine back in Asia. The next morning. People who were drinking were hung over. Ren magically finds a plate of spaghetti marinara in the fridge and asks mama Farro if he can eat it. He sits down and watches the history channel, and learns that the KKK was from TN and flips. Now he knows what the guy wearing a triangular white hat was saying to him the previous night. Nate finds out be loses his pokemon cards and blames Jarrod for it. Kerrie had stolen them and sold them to get her teeth gold plated. Jarrod smacks him in the face and reminds him he’s emo, not Zakk Wylde. Hayley double is sent to the Farro residence by the cops. Apparently she was harassing the Dunkin donuts staff into letting her dry the batter. But since she was so good at doing it, the cops let her off with a warning but gave her a ride home since they loved her sugar raised recipe. Ren gets cooking lessons from Mama Farro, and feels so much more gangster after it. Now he speaks like a NJ mobster and takes the persona of Uncle Paulie. Everyone gets together for Sunday dinner, and sit by the big screen watching the movie 'goodfellas' while Ren quotes the movie line by line. Paramore realize that, they wouldn’t be able to live without these guys, even the drooling and streaking ping. He reveals that he used to work for UPS, and really enjoys saying "I got a package for you" The last day of the break, something special happens. Jarrod proposes to Suzie and she accepts, everyone is so stoked and they are officially engaged. Kerrie had given some of Nate's pokemon card money to Jarrod to get her a ring. Paramore congratulate them and offer to write a song about them. Everyone is looking forward to the wedding. But Ren seems more interested in Jarrod’s bachelor party. Ren brushes up on his British accent, because the UK is the place to be (or at least the place they are going to be). Next episode: The plane ride and the Irishman. Episode 5 - British airways, The Queen and the Irishman Introducing: Emily the goth girl from London, Jess the girl that never made it to a Paramore show, Mel the Irishwoman and Hayley double's uncle O'Leary. The Paramore’s So Paramore and the guys finally go to the UK. It was Ping's first time riding in a plane. The security checks were easy for him, but so was the cavity check. They found Ren's favorite Zippo in his bag, and confiscated it but the security guards didn’t understand a thing Ren said because of his strong Northern Irish accent. Jarrod seems to believe the plane is like the tour bus, and puts his seat so far back into Nate's legs giving a new meaning to tight fitting jeans. Glorya who is next to him, seems to enjoy toilet breaks and climbs over Jarrod to his liking. Nate regrets not putting power on his crotch area. Jeremy, who got a place next to a 300 pound Irishman is talking gangsta to him and doesn’t realize that calling him a dawg isn’t the smartest thing to do. Hayley realizes that sitting next to Ren and her double is the greatest thing ever. But realizes that Ren's horse like snoring and her double's obsession with the donut shaped bearings in Jackie's skateboard. Zac drives Josh crazy and Hunter crazy since his continuous tapping on the table resembles Dream Theater like time signatures. Kerrie finds herself in the bathroom, stealing all the toiletries and cologne. Kristina finds the little cocktail bottles amusing and sneaks a few out for Ren. England: Upon arrival in London, we meet Emily our goth bus driver, who seems to enjoy playing her own music in the bus. Nate enjoys talking to her about Wil Francis. This is Ren's first opportunity to practice his posh English accent, but soon finds himself referring to Sid Vicious' crazy vocab. Everyone enjoys their first try at fish and chips, but Ping puts everyone off when he starts smearing the tartar sauce on certain parts of him body. Hayley double meets Jess, who has never made it to a Paramore show. Her run of bad luck has finally turned around since she now meets Paramore and cant seem to stop asking them to come back to her crib. Creeped out by her presence, they get Jarrod and Ren to take her away, but end up going to a pub and listening to her problems. Suzie finds herself bedazzled because there isn’t an Imac in sight. Nate and Glorya spend their days in the Liverpool thrift shops, looking to become ever more emo and scene. The Farro brothers find themselves little scooters to ride in, but Jackie macks on them since riding a real board is the way to go. A drunken Ren finds himself using the word 'tosser' way to often, and gets in a fight with some skinny punk guys. Jarrod saves his ass by flexing his biceps and they run scared. One of them even trips over his own spiked boots and punches a hole in his leather jacket. Suzie impressed by Jarrod's macho man mentality, takes him for a ride on a rollercoaster where he almost wets his pants. Everyone, who was riding behind Ren, gets a moment they will never forget as he lets out the fury of his stomach contents. A Welch boy calls Hunter a febby and gets Jarrod to take care of him. The kid called him daddy after he was done. Alyssa copies all the Kerrang issues ever made. She might need to go to court for copyright infringement. Scotland: Hayley double lets everyone stay in her uncles O'Leary's home in Aberdeen. Ren is ever more amused by a Scottish accent. He convinces everyone to try some authentic Haggis, and Hayley seems to love her heritage more for it. Paramore gets interviewed at one of the shows with the guys behind them. Hayley double seems to be translating for everyone, while Ren is at home talking drinking stories with the guy. The guys watch all the Austin powers movies with Fat Bastard being their favorite character. They all go for some Subway afterwards. Kerrie loves to steal the loose change from Uncle O'Leary's pocket and buys herself a lock picking device with it. Ireland: Travelling North, Everyone hits Ireland. A bunch of Irish girls love the muscles on Jarrod, making Suzie jealous. But she takes that back after they tell her about the potato famine in the 1800's. Ren finally finds a pub that serves authentic Irish whiskey, but realizes soon that the whiskey is made in Russia. Everyone meets Mel, an Irish folk singer in a bar who happens to love Paramore. She teaches everyone to tap dance. There is a dance competition and its down to Hayley and Mel. Ren puts money down on Hayley and Jarrod will need to pay his 2nd mortgage when they get back to the US. Kristina finds herself talking bartender to one of the guys at the pub. They both amuse Ren by doing bottle flippin' tricks while filling up his shots. Ping takes hitting the sack literally, and starts hitting a bag of potatoes insanely hard. Hunter hunts a wild boar and turns it into a thousand sausages. Everyone has bangers and mash the next morning. Next episode: Kimoto troubles in Japan Episode 6 - Kimoto Troubles, Sushi and Sakae Karaoke nights Special guests: Moto the nice Yakuza gangster from Ohio. The Paramore’s 'Konnichiwa' is the latest word in everyone's Vocab. Ren is clueless about speaking Japanese. So he attempts to speak Cantonese to the Japanese people, without success. They are scratching their heads and will need hair tonic. Question marks form over their heads manifesting themselves as smoke. Ren likes saying goodbye in Japanese, since it means something very bad in Cantonese. Kristina is anxious to try some Sakae and meet some local bartenders. Hayley is in heaven and drinks green tea like water. The guys soon meet Moto, a Yakuza gangster. His English skills are great since he grew up in Ohio. Moto and Ren hit it off, since they share gangster stories. Ren is amused by the use of the Katana in the Yakuza and appreciate close combat. Jarrod's heftiness limits him from going into certain buildings. He has a hard time sharing a bed with Suzie. Jeremy drags everyone to a sushi palace. Jackie loves to ride the conveyor belt but almost gets kicked out. There is a sushi eating competition. Everyone gets involved. Alyssa draws a picture book of the whole event. Nate and Glorya feed each other crabstick rolls and the first one to refuse a roll has to listen to Hawthorne heights for one whole hour. The Farro brothers practice bowing down to each other, but their heads seem to always meet midway. Moto laughs at this but eventually teaches them the correct technique. In return they teach Moto how to sing an N'Sync song. Hayley kills everyone at the Sushi eating competition. She wins 10 gallons of green tea. Ren gets a gallon and mixes it with sakae and a drinking competition between him, Nate and Jarrod begins. It takes 10 Japanese guys to drag Jarrod out of the joint. Surprisingly enough, Nate and Ren pass out simultaneously. Glorya gets jealous because they passed out on each other in a strange position. Kristina takes a photo of it, and keeps it in her drunkest moment’s album. While hanging in the street they meet the guys from Jackass running around in Panda costumes. They hang out with us and try talk Panda to us, but Alyssa seems to be the only one that’s understands them. Hayley follows party boy into an electronics store and dances with him while he strips. He is a crazy guy. Crazy guy for a wedding or at least a bachelorette party. hint - hint. For the first time in his life, Ping has stopped drooling and appreciates the snug fit of a hotel Kimoto. Hunter on the other hand, cant stand the heat of a Japan summer and starts to run around naked. Luckily enough, his SG covers up the majority of his crotch area so Paramore shows don’t get charged the strip show tax. Kerrie appreciates the way people dress in Japan. Her bag gets filled with time pieces and Dunhill lighters. Ren rents a Nissan Skyline for a day. He takes everyone for a ride down the mountain roads sideways. Hayley double loves it when Ren does donuts. They soon realize after he was still drunk from last night the whole time. Ren tells them he drives better when he’s drunk. He spends the night in a Japanese jail, but actually prefers it to the hotel. Parking lots in Osaka have turntables and Ren just keeps asking the guy to load and unload his car for him just to see it work. Roads are smoother than his cousin Ping Hao's face. Jeremy has battles with the vending machines, since they eat his change. But he loves the way he can get fries and J-pop from them. Riding in a bullet train, Suzie gets so scared at 200mph and stops circulation to Jarrod’s arm. Jackie wants to ride on top of the train, but realizes soon enough that bird droppings have a better chance of looking good. Ren can actually take a piss without it spilling on the train and Kristina mixes drinks with zero spillage factor. Karaoke on the train is great. Ping can actually sing well and does a duet of Hard to say i'm sorry with Hayley. Ren couldn't sing to save his life, and almost died making that bet with Moto. Japan was great for the guys. Nate and Glorya feel more emo than ever. Ren remembers how speed is his greatest vice. Jarrod and Suzie enjoy being really close together. Kerrie stole more in one day than a month. Alyssa makes the Lawson convenience store photocopiers envy her. Hayley double loves the donuts in Tokyo. Hunter loves how Japanese girls love him so much. Hayley finds her addiction to all things green a good thing. Jarrod 's forehead is more sore than Butch's bitch in fox river prison. Next on the Paramore's: No pain no Maine Episode 7 – No Pain, No Maine Introducing: Mrs. Church as Jarrod’s feisty mom, Drew as Jarrod’s delinquent little brother and Damien the little ankle biter. The Paramore’s So Paramore and the guys are finally back home... In Maine. They are in the land of Jarrod now. They are all staying at Jarrod's and well there’s not much to be said about his home if the tour bus needs to be parked on his front porch. Its no surprise that Jarrod's mom comes out and hugs everyone. But a new situation develops. Glorya is attracted in a strange way to Mrs. Church and Nate starts to feel depressed again. Drew finally shows up to greet his big bro and share a great moment together. Kristina falls head over heels backwards for Drew. So after the formalities, everyone gets nice and settled into the Church household. But shortly after everyone meets Zander, or as Jarrod likes to call him Damien (son of the devil) his little 3 year old brother. The nasty little bugger starts to mack on Ren, Nate and Ping since they look a little 'different' from everyone else.. and starts to flirt with Hayley, Suzie and the rest of the ladies. Jarrod looks on and admires what he has taught his little brother. Drew and Kristina hit it off, as he shows her his completely pimped our room which is worthy of MTV cribs. He used his head to bust a hole through the wall to Jarrod's room, apparently for amusement park purposes. Papers walls is what Ren says. Jarrod then shows the boys and Hayley (the real one) how lifting is done in the Church house. They should use his basement the next time Arnold does a lifting video. Jarrod being the cocky stud he is, starts to lift and shows off all his skills. All the guys try and cant keep up with him. But to his surprise Hayley seems to be at the same level as him. Just when he thought he had a new lifting partner, Hunter shows up and benches 50 more pounds than Jarrod. Re adjusting his stugots, Jarrod goes upstairs and makes himself a grilled cheese sandwich. Jarrod's ex-girlfriend shows up at the churches, and Suzie is distressed and angry at her presence. Jarrod reassures Suzie that his love is for her. But Suzie smacks his ex for good luck anyway. So Jarrod, the smartass decides he wants to have a baseball game in his old high school pitch to show off his skills. Jarrod picks Paramore on his team and leaves Ren with the rest of the guys and gals. Jarrod was smart to pick Paramore since they can play. Ren is stuck with Hayley double who seems more interested in the 30 foot rotating donut sign across the street, Drew and Kristina who are too infatuated with each other to even realize a game is going on, Jackie who thinks that using a snowboard to hit the ball is the way to go and Nate and Glorya who are too scared to chip their black nail polish. Jarrod’s team wins, but not before Ren showed the baseball bat to his ass. That will hurt for a few days. Butch's bitch is what Ren says. After a tiring day, Mrs. Church comes up with the idea of having an official arm wrestling competition over her Indonesian teak table which is harder than Pings head. Hayley won the women’s championship against Mrs. Church since she’s a beast. Jarrod gets his ass beat by his baby brother Damien. Ren thinks its safe to say the devil is strong, so if u decide to shout at him its your call. Nate and Glorya who are on slightly better terms, decide to rent the movie Disturbing behavior, but when they get back the TV and DVD player are missing and so is Kerrie the thief. Alyssa paints a portrait of the whole group in under 3 minutes, which blew everyone away. Now she’s the official Paramore sketch artist. Glorya, without Nate's knowledge tries to sneak up on Mrs. Church while she’s showering. Ping, Josh and the two Hayley's decide to do a rendition of Dancing Queen by Abba, with Hunter and Ren rockin out on guitar. Ren ditches the group for Mrs. Church’s alcohol cabinet and gets loaded as usual. He came back and played the guitar lines on Jeremy's bass. Since Jeremy couldn't play his bass, he decided to go have a few drinks. But since he envies Kristina being with Drew, starts to become aggressive and picks a fight with Ren. Instead of it being a fight though, it looked like they were trying to pull each others pants off, with Jeremy winning because Ren wears loose pants. Mrs. Church who has the mind of a 12 year old decides to hit the sack early, and again Ping hits Nate in his camping bag. Glorya tries to sneak into her bedroom, but doesn’t succeed. Depressed she joins Nate in the camping bag outside and get in touch with nature again. Jeremy then tries to fight little Damien but gets his ass tossed onto the kitchen table, which he made very good friends with that night. Ren joins him on the table, but almost turns his face into crispy bacon over the stove. Jackie spends the night in the swimming pool, and is amazed by the buoyancy of her Snowboard. She even slept through the rain. The morning after, Kristina proposed to Drew who accepted. Another wedding on the way. Even though drew cant follow the guy around, he does have double sessions for football. Hayley double spent the night at a donut shop and brought us back a month's supply of donuts. Ping thinks of making the movie American Donut and wants Ren to write the story to it. Ren still drunk from the night before, declines but says he will do something in showbiz. Hunter is jacked after a week at Jarrod’s, who still gets evil eyed by him. Zac finds the slim fast aint working, but is reassured by Ren that its okay to be big because it means u have big cohunes. Ren feels like jumping the border. We go up north but will soon be due south. Next Episode: Due South up north and the 51st state. Episode 8 - The 51st state and Moose droppings Introducing: Kai as Ren's best friend from back in the day, Canadian Alyssa who looks older than she is and a very special bunch of retarded chaps. The Paramore’s So Paramore and the guys head up across the border to Canada. First stop. Vancouver. Nate and Ren are amazed by the number of Asians there. Its like back in Asia for Ren and a completely new world to Nate. Ren again macks on Nate for not being more Asian, though collecting pokemon cards constitutes as that. Jarrod steals the tour bus when we get there and goes to Calgary. Ren wonders what stupid idiot would do that, leaving everyone on the street. Glorya gets creeped out by the bums downtown who keep asking her for cigarettes. Hayley shares her green tea with an Australian bum, who comments on its smooth flavor. Kristina thinks he used to work in Starbucks, But Ren thinks he just came from East Hastings. Josh meets a girl called Alyssa and seems to hit it off with her. Alyssa loves Paramore, and will learn to love the guys as well. But this notion is short lived, because Josh finds out that she is only 14 even though she looks 18. A bum reports him to the Canadian mountain police and he is almost arrested. But lucky for him, Ren's old skool Canadian friend Kai is the boss of all the Mounties, and lets Josh go while they catch up on old crazy times in Asia. Kai likes to drink like Ren , so he introduces the Asian guy to a Molson and Jagermeister. Ren cant stop commenting on how 'big' Kai's horse is. But soon Ren needs to piss like his race horse, since the Molson's are watered down. Jeremy, Hunter and Zac find themselves eating ridiculous amounts of Kraft dinner, and soon offer cooking lessons with Hayley double on the street for money. They give Kristina a special lesson though. Suzie finds herself hanging around with Nate and Glorya a lot since Jarrod just left. She is starting to feel emo and this worries her since Jarrod is more metal than Dimmu Borgir. Jackie snaps her skateboard trying a board slide on the public library rails. Lucky that wasn’t me Ren said. Jackie now offers lip piercing service on the street for extra cash. She uses the safety pin used to hold Ren's fly together to do the piercings, and the health ministry are constantly on her. Kristina on the other hand is doing very well, and has gotten another job in a bar. The only problem is the bar is gay, and Ren cant get free drinks without getting his rear end felched and fondled by 'Jenny'. Alyssa finds work as a street sketch artist and offers to sketch a person in full color in under 5 minutes, or they get the art free. Luckily she said it cost 100 bucks for a sketch. Desperate times call for desperate measures and to ensure that his 'family' is fed, he goes back to his mobster roots and introduces himself to the Vancouver scene. With Hunter and Jeremy's help, Ren grabs a baseball bat and goes around downtown reminding store keepers why they need protection in the first place. Ren asks Hayley to join us as well since she’s stronger than death. After a few hours of extortion we manage to get enough money to stay in a hotel for a few days until Jarrod gets back with Paramore's equipment. He took everything with him except for his phone charger. What a klutz. Suzie shares a room with Ren and teaches him how to do flash. But Ren is so drunk he cant even tell the difference between the number 8 and 0 keys. Instead he gets Suzie hammered in exchange for attempting to help him and she sleeps in Ren's arms for the night. Ren has good chest fat, it keeps heads warm. Glorya shares a room with Hayley and they become extremely good friends, besides the gay overtones coming from Glorya's side. Hayley teaches Glorya what true emoism is. She takes it into consideration and macks on Nate for being a poser. Jeremy likes the word mack, and talks trucks and south park with Ren mmkay. Jarrod finally returns with the bus, and says he visited Bret Hart in Calgary and brought back Treble Charger with him. They have played with Sum 41 so they are really cool. Suzie loves Brownsound, but Brownsound loves Ren more. Suzie is glad to have Jarrod back and told him what happened with Ren. Jarrod confronts Ren and to his surprise gives him a hug for comforting his girl. Ren is a good man is what Jarrod said. Now that everyone has the bus back, we realize how much we missed it. But retarded hatred for the bus happens again, because Ping got the top bunk and looking at Chinese restaurants in Vancouver makes him drool sevenfold. William Hung shows up at the door of the bus. Ren tells him to do she bangs and everyone almost dies watching him. Now Vancouver has officially become Hungcouver. Hayley will miss Chinese tea. Hunter will miss Kung Pao chicken. And Jarrod just missed everything. Next episode: The Aussies Down Under.. Episode 9 - Kangaroo kicking, The Outback Steakhouse and a new style of pants Introducing a very special guest: Crocodile Dundee as Hunter's new friend and Steve Irwin as well... Steve Irwin. The Paramore’s Australia: So Paramore and the guys head down under. It is the their first time in the southern hemisphere, and Ping's drool comes out the other side of his mouth and swirls the opposite direction. Hayley double can't wait to make convict jokes to the Aussies. She will need Jarrod around a lot since meat pies make guys big in all areas. Zac is amazed by how fast, long and high Kangaroos can jump. He adopts the new nickname Kangaroo Zac Attack. Ren gets creeped by the way everyone calls him 'mate;. Gay tendencies start to overcome him. Glorya and Nate love Australian Emoness. Apparently its more hardcore down under, since everyone wears crocodile skin belts and shoes. So as they make their way across the aussie outback, we meet Steve Irwin doing a documentary on Koala bears mating with rabbits. He teaches everyone how to distinguish between female and male fishes. He tells them that if you feel the fishes crotch area and there isn’t anything there, its a man fish. Hayley shows him the AWKIF album and he gets hooked and wants to follow them around. Now Irwin can do a world tour and discover new animals. Hr promises to save Ren an Anaconda in south America for a nice BBQ. In the bus, Hunter sees sesame street with Australian accents. Ren then teaches him his Jedi skills on how to be a true Australian. So they make it to Perth, for the big show. This will be the biggest yet, with over 20,000 retards, emo kids and even hardcore kids attending. Ren and Jarrod help to unload all of Paramore's gear, and now is officially their Guitar, bass and drum tech. Ren likes Skinny tops, heavy bottoms. Kristina even sets up a non-alcoholic bar by the merch booth, and gets kids hammered on club soda. She has gotten to grips with her past and finally accepts her future. People pile up in the crowds even 4 hours before the show. Jarrod and Suzie go onstage to react his proposal to her, where everyone starts laughing because Jarrod's fly was undone. All of a sudden someone screams out Guitar solo, and Nate and Ren get onstage and do a duet of a Dragonforce solo from the song Through the fire and the Flames. No one knows where their skills came from, but one might suspect Fosters is the culprit. Ren has taught Nate well, but Ren is still Herman and Nate is still Sam. Everyone learns that Ren is ambidextrous. Now Nate has earned the honor of being a emo-metal kid (emtal or Meto). Glorya is backstage talking to Hayley and wishing her luck before the show. She gives her a hug that creeps Hayley out, but they are still good friends so fuhgedaboudit. Hunter and Josh give Ren and Nate enormous hugs, commenting on their insanely random guitar skills. Nate gives credit to the booze, while Ren believes that working as a street cleaner gave him crazy sweep picking skills. AC/DC open for Paramore, and Ren has the greatest moment in his life when listening to Back in black and Big gun. He goes onstage and does the left handed parts for Angus Young's solo on Highway to hell. Finally Paramore get onstage and play an insane 2 hour set, with Ren doing George Carlin jokes in between every song. Jackie literally surfs on the crowd with a billabong surfboard, and loves the experience. She’s scared of sharks and gets creeped out by Mohawks. Hayley double finds a mosh pit in the shape of a donut formed in the middle of the crowd and throws glazed donuts in there. She calls one of the guys a convict and gets into a big brawl which is brought to a abrupt halt when Ping enters. The kids back off as humidity is like Kryptonite to them. When playing Franklin, Nate dresses up like Benjamin Franklin and renews the constitution onstage, stating that Emo kids will now be allowed to park in disabled lots at Target. During My Heart, everyone starts waving their lighters up in the air, and almost burns the place down but thanks to Ping he was an integral of the fire departments effort, and gets awarded a medal for his work. After the show Crocodile Dundee shows up backstage with a massive croc, and says he will make Josh some tight crocodile skin pants. He told Zac, Ren and Jarrod that he would make them croc skin jackets, but doesn’t have enough material. Ren would've kicked his ass, but no one messes with a guy that whacks reptiles for a living. Hunter seems to he closest to Dundee. Dundee teaches Hunter the correct technique for getting crocodiles and Hunter tells Dundee that back in the US when he goes fishing a ton of TNT in a lake will get the job done. Crocodile Dundee is awesome. But he cant join the guys since he lost his passport on his biggest catch. Australia has been fun for the guys. Paramore got a great response. Ren has never been so tired in his life though. Chasing Kangaroos is a big feat, especially after drinking too much Miller. Hayley double doesn’t like Australia. But Nate let her watch American Pie, and now knows how to make a meat pie look like a bagel. Hunter will miss aussie style BBQ's. Jeremy will not miss underage girls hitting on him. Ren didn’t miss a thing. Next Episode: Cuban Cigars and El Salvador. Partying hard as well. Episode 10 - Cuban Cigars, Tequila on Jeremy's rocks and Partying hard... ridiculously hard... From dawn to dusk... all day and all night Introducing: Diego Ren's long lost Spanish brother from El Salvador. Re-Introducing: The Return of the Brent and his thief Kerrie. The Paramore’s So Paramore and the guys head to El Salvador. Ren learns the word Maricon and uses it way to often with Pendejo. His gayness is starting to get to him, and the Pentagon has moved to Defcon 3 because of it. Hayley has to give up her addiction for Green tea while down here. Nate tells her sugar canes do the same thing so she gets hooked on that. Kristina is amazed by south American drinks and takes a short course on Tequillaing. Jackie finds the roads are too rough to skate, and rents a Baja bug. She terrorizes the countryside and hears the word Diablo from the village people. Hell yes she is. Nate and Glorya learn to live without thrift stores, and instead adopt the style of Mariachi bands down there, to Ping's liking. Alyssa can’t seem to stop sketching the poverty, but when Ren looks through her art, finds his long lost brother Diego. He returns to the spot at which she drew it and there he is sitting on the sidewalk. After a brotherly moment, Diego introduces Ren to Tequila and gets hooked on it immediately. They have competitions as to who can squeeze the most lime into their eyes, with Diego succeeding but becoming temporarily blind. Stupid bastard Ren likes to say. Ren introduces Diego to Strung out, and Matchbook becomes their favorite song. Since Diego likes Paramore as well, they all let him join the tour, but have to share a bunk with Ping. Diego brings everyone out to a real Mexican restaurant to Jarrod's delight. The place is called Ted's. Ren has his first burrito that doesn’t give him the shits. Glorya and Nate share a 10 foot long burrito. Nate makes dirty jokes about the mayo. Jarrod who is so impressed by the condiments, unhooks the Taco Bell from the bus and wants Ted's to be the moving restaurant. Now the employees in Taco bell needs to brush up on their Spanish and need to keep the locals from stealing the chihuawa sign outside. Meanwhile Jarrod cuts the chain and realizes he doesn’t have another. He travels down to the Amazon rainforest at the speed of light in attempt to find rope. After cutting and burning down half the rainforest, he finally makes a rope with 210 different fibers. It is strong enough to haul Ted's and even a few illegal immigrants. So the time comes to have Jarrod and Suzie's Bachelor and Bachelorette party. Diego brings all the guys to a strip club. There is no age limit so even Zac can get some. Ren, who is Jarrod’s best man, gets him completely hammered. Ren then throws Jarrod up onstage and he does an excellent air guitar but terrible air drumming performance to American Badass by Kid Rock. Even though its Jarrod’s night, Zac seems to be having all the attention from the strippers. Ren gives him some of his protection money to pay them off. Ping actually makes some money while he goes onstage and puts a show on for the strippers. Nate who is heavily drinking and drunk, shows off to the ladies by saying they are part of a metal core mariachi band. Steve Irwin sits in the corner and shows off his gangster animals skills by telling them about the most dangerous animal in El Salvador, the flying and drunken Monkey. Kerrie then shows up out of nowhere. Ren and Jarrod say hi to her but find out she’s stealing all the strippers props so all the guys leave and follow her... then.... So its Suzie's night out. She wants to have fun. Her and the Ladies head to the club called "Shake your Ding Dong for 100 bucks". Ren was nice enough to set up a gig for Party Boy and he is the main attraction for the night. Hayley double sees a real mans donut for the first time tonight. Hayley finds herself surrounded by emo strip guys who want singing lessons from her. In the midst of cohunes flying, Alyssa sits in the corner alone, but makes a picture flip book of every second of the night. She is now Paramores official Camcorder. This particular piece was her best, so she will use it as her resume to get future jobs. Jackie who is totally off her head, cant stop enticing and comparing 'decks' with the jigalows. Glorya, who somewhat misses Nate likes Mexican wine. She starts talking to Hayley and stares at her like a kid stares at beer advertisements. A phone call is made to Hayley, who is informed of another party....then... The guys follow Kerrie all the way back to a massively massive mansion. Everyone wonders who it belongs to. Ren gets creeped out because it reminds him of Silent Hill and Resident Evil games. When they enter the mansion, they immediately see Brent sitting on a solid gold throne. He then gets his goons to lock all them up individually in tight cages. But Ren gets the world because he is directly under Ping, who drools more when agitated. Brent tells us that his grandfather has left him 20 million dollars and he bought himself a mansion in El Salvador to require, with Kerrie being her right hand woman. Now he wants to take his revenge on everyone for kicking him off the bus for smelling bad. After spraying himself down with Tommy Hilfiger cologne, he tells us he will dip us into year old Tabasco sauce every 5 minutes, But ping every minute because he will thicken the mixture and turn it into molasses. Hunter will never put Tabasco on his Taco again. Ren will give up drinking bloody Marys. He then gets Kerrie to make an anonymous call to Hayley to tell them there is an awesome party and all the guys are at it. The ladies make their way to the mansion and discover that Brent has captured all the guys. Brent's goons show outta nowhere and capture all the girls. They realize that the guys are all locked up, but before they can do anything Brent's goons take them and they face the same fate. They realize Hayley is missing. She had gotten away from the goons, and is hiding in the attic. She remembers the elementary days when she was trained as a female Ninja, and prepares for battle. As she fights her way through the goons she reaches the holding cells of everyone. But before she gets to chance to free everyone, Kerrie shows up in a red jumpsuit and prepares to battle her. They go at it. Hayley throws green tea onto Kerrie and she starts to melt into a puddle. So much for Ninja stars. After freeing everyone, they give Hayley the biggest hug she will ever get. They then flee the mansion. But Brent is left guarding the front door. He says he will never let us go, but Ren says that his throne is fools gold and he starts crying like a baby. Everyone feels sorry for Brent, and he vents his problems out to the guys. They all feel sorry for him and want him to tour again with them since he smells good now. Brent promises to put 40 inch spinners on the bus. Everyone returns to the bus, but since everyone smells like a 10 year old fajita bathroom conflicts begin to happen again. By the time Ping reaches the bus, he is frozen in suspended animation because his drool mixed with Tabasco forms the strongest glue in the world. Ren pours lighter fluid on him and he is able to live again. Jarrod then tosses a match on him and he runs around like a Piñata being whacked by Jackie. Luckily enough Lighter fluid with tabacso and drool forms Napalm, so he is only left with minor burns. Zac has permanent drumsticks stuck to his hands. Josh and Hunter have tasty SG's and Les Paul’s. Alyssa watches the Notebook for the first time. Ren and Nate have a drink, while Glorya watches on. Jarrod and Suzie listen to the new Paramore song Stuck on You, Literally. Next Episode, The season Finale: The wedding, The Mobster friends and The End of everything... well not really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renith182 Posted September 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 Episode 11 (The Season Finale: The two hour special) - The Wedding, The Mob story and The Receiving End Of Sirens (John Dillinger) Introducing: Kathleen as Zac's NY mob woman interest and basically anybody Ren feels like adding to this beautiful season finale. The Paramore’s So after a crazy time in El Salvador, Paramore and the guys head to New York. Hayley can’t stop singing the Sinatra song and Suzie is glad to be back on her turf. Jarrod and Drew are excited to have a double wedding, with Paramore playing an hour set for them. Jarrod has requested they do a cover of Punk Rawk show by MXPX. But before the festivities can begin, one needs a rehearsal dinner. But before that, Ren gets in touch with his mobster side. He takes Jarrod and the Farro's to his old mob hangout. So they get to the hangout called the Bada Bing. It’s a nice bar with a wooden hardwood floor for the strippers and comfy bar stools for the Mafioso’s. Ren meets his cousin Vinny and Salvatore. They are talking about the good old days. Zac then gets eyed by a lady in a man suit across the room. She comes over with a long island iced tea and introduces herself. Her name is Kathleen. She is with the Abruzzi-Johnson crime family. She then asks Zac if he was from Sicily. He is. Kathleen also likes Birthday cakes. But its not Zac's birthday...yet. He far surpasses Ren at being Gangster. But Ren still knows how to make money. Jarrod talks lifting with Vinny, who has a 30 pack of flab. Josh likes Salvatore's New York accent, which is more hardcore than Nodes of Ranvier. Then Ren's Uncle Jimmy comes by and gets everyone drinks. But Ren is scared piss-less of him because he has anger management issues. Jimmy once put Ren in the hospital for not drinking, and since Ren is an alcoholic now he will have no problem staying out of there. Jimmy gives props to the Farro brothers for being Italian. He macks on Ren for not being more Sicilian. Suzie takes everyone on a tour of New York city. Paramore along with Underoath play a show at the twin towers memorial. Its a great moment, as bystanders stop to listen. After the show Denis Leary shows up and introduces the Leary firefighter’s foundation for the 343 firemen who died that day. Then he does a half an hour stand up set where he talks about Bike cops and the day he is president. Wake the F**K up and smell the maple nut crunch he likes to say. Ren likes Denis Leary's anger, it is very funny. But he thinks Kiefer Sutherland is better looking. Suzie brings everyone to Empire state building and the Statue of Liberty. Alyssa goes to the top of the Empire state and makes a 3D map of New York, which will make her millions. Jackie wants to try doing a transfer to the adjacent building, but Nate talks her out of it. He tells her that if u dropped a penny from the top it would go through someone’s head by the time it hit the ground. Jackie is inconsiderate, but Ren still thinks she’s cool. Nate and Glorya enjoy an intimate moment at the top of the statue of liberty. Nate's Hey Mercedes shirt almost gets blown off by a gush of wind. Ren takes a ferry and tries to appreciate the view all his mobster friends had coming into New York from Sicily. Hunter comments on how the spikes on the halo of the statue look kinda like the cutaway on his SG. Jeremy wants spikes like that on his head so he can look more punk. Jarrod gets Alyssa to paint a portrait of him hanging Ping from his ankles off the edge of the statue. The people below wonder why there are scattered showers. Hayley double uses whiteout to put her name on the statue with a donut around it. It looks a lot dirtier than it sounds. Ren cracks Suzie up when he does a line from the Wedding crashers. So preparation for the wedding begins. Suzie finds herself a beautiful wedding dress which was designed by Alyssa. Glorya thinks it should be painted black. But Suzie likes it white. Ren brings Jarrod to get fitted in his extra buff Brioni suit. It cost 3 grand. Ren needed to make extra 'runs' around the block to get the cash but its all good. The suit makes Jarrod look sharper than brand spanking new Swiss army knife. Ren just realized that Brent could've paid for all of it, but Brent will pay for the wedding and honeymoon. Jackie gets a wedding dress made for snowboarding, cause she’s crazy that way. People think that Ping is amazed when window shopping, but Hayley double reassures everyone that he has a saliva gland issue. Ping does like a Katana he finds at one of the Japanese outlets, but comments that him using one is dangerous since he streaks. So everyone is looking pimp for the rehearsal dinner. Everyone makes their toasts and speeches. Ren being Jarrod's best man wishes him the best of luck for the future and not to cheat on his wife Suzie too many times. He states that he only has 10 chances. Ren then goes on about how being married is the greatest thing ever, until the Superbowl starts. He then goes on to tell Suzie that farting is a way of life. Glorya and Nate propose a dual emo toast to Suzie and Jarrod, telling them that they will be in their hearts forever, but Death cab for cutie still have seniority. Hunter tells them to have a good life together, but not too great because you need hard times to feel great. Jackie tells them they hope they have the greatest honeymoon ever. Hayley double says that when she opens her own donut place, the novelty donut will be the Jarrod and Suzie special. Drew tells Jarrod to go float a boat. Underoath cant stop going on about how they love his last name. Now for Drew and Kristina. Ren tells them that marrying young is good, because if you have kids earlier by the time they become 14, u can still call em dude and man. Jarrod tells Drew that he is the best man ever, but not better than Ren and that Kristina is lucky to have him. Drew can be a retard but a retard with a good heart. He is eligible to park in the disabled lots, and since he isn’t jacked like Jarrod will take full advantage of it. Jeremy hopes for all the best for them, and tells Drew to break a leg on their honeymoon. Jeremy then smiled like John Wayne Gacy in a school yard and grabbed Nate's champagne bottle, emptying its contents faster than Ren can say 'bedazzled'. The Farro brothers propose their toast with a Pavarotti like tenor voice. It is very moving. Especially the part where they do Chef Boyardee ravioli jokes. Hayley is lost for words and just sings hallelujah (The real one). Everybody felt more Christian after that. The rehearsal dinner goes on. Everyone starts dancing; But Hayley just blows everybody away. Ren tries to dance, but champagne always gets the best of him and he collapses onto the rehearsal cake. It gave a new meaning to getting creamed. Everyone gets even more pimped for the double wedding day. Ren hangs around with Drew and Jarrod to help them with their vows, since they're so last minute. Glorya and Nate hang with Kristina and Suzie as they get pampered for the show. Paramore have technical difficulties because ping slept on their amps last night and the vacuum tubes are all soaked. The church is massive and Underoath share a few prayers for the couples. They hope they don’t get eaten by sharks on their honeymoon. Despite difficulties, Paramore play an amazing set. Hallelujah and Never let me go blow everything away. While their cover of Punk Rawk Show just gets everyone jumping up and down. So it is time to get married. Ren has a hard time being both Drew and Jarrod's best man. He can barely even stand up from the night before. So the priest does his thang. The couples do their vows. Jarrod says that Suzie is the best thing to happen to him since Metallica. Suzie replies by saying that he is the worst thing to happen to her since Busted. Drew makes the longest speech to Kristina, Not realizing that halfway through he started to talk about fairies and dwarves running through the mystical brown rainforest in the middle of Finland. Kristina says she will fix him the greatest drinks like he wont believe. Ren interrupts and says "Well why don’t u kiss her already? you bloody tossers" and gets eyeballed for a moment by Paramore and Underoath for cussing in the church. Hunter has an emotional moment and puts his hunting instincts to the side by crying to Jarrod’s vow. Yes boys do dry. Alyssa catches the moment in her head via Sony DVD cam. Everybody loves great moments in high definition. Suzie and Kristina throw the bouquets, both caught my Glorya. Looks like she’s going to be married twice... or to two people simultaneously. Looks like Glorya can have her cake and eat it. Nate is a happy sad kid. Everyone is happily married and they live so happily ever after... but wait. So after the wedding, everyone heads to a nice quiet pub in the heart of New York. Hayley's dad missed the wedding but managed to catch the after-party. Yes its typical. Jackie for the first time in her life kicks back and talks punk to Nate and Glorya, who have no idea what she is talking about. Hayley double enjoys sitting on her new donut shaped arse pillow. Alyssa processes everything in her head and gives everyone DVD's of the magical adventure. Mike Ditka who happened to be in the bar at the time, congratulated Jarrod and said they ought to lift someone. Mike reminded him that no one drinks like a Ditka. Steve Irwin bets Ditka that he couldn’t tackle a grizzly bear. But proves him wrong by beating up the stuffed carebear in the bar. Vinnie Jones then shows up. Him and Ditka fight it out when Ditka says soccer is a pussy sport. Jones says its football and smashes his beer glass over Ditka's head. Its a brawl. Jarrod and Ren dive in to join in the fun. Brent who believes in peace tries to break up the fight but gets pancaked in the process. The ladies look on and make a bet that Ren can pull Jones' pants off in 5 minutes. But also bet that Jones will kill Ren in less than 2. Hayley was smart to bet on Ren. So everyone gets kicked outta the bar. We all hang out and go out separate ways for now. Brent sees a part of the Sidewalk that reminded him of his time in NJ. So this is end. But wait. While Jarrod and Ren and reminiscing old times, Drew gets a call from Mrs. Church. Ren is actually Jarrod and Drew's brother. Mr. Williams interrupts and lets the guys know that Hayley is actually their long lost sister. They all laugh at each other and laugh for one minute. Drew then goes back to Kristina. Jarrod says he needs to catch his boat and enjoy a great honeymoon. Hayley goes dude I gotta write a song about this. And Ren goes "Well f**k me silly and call me Billy, I gotta go get hammered!" Ren This show is dedicated to Paramore and everyone on Paramore Fans. Take Care Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
photographyxxx Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 yay finally i get to read this cause I had no idea what everyone was talking aboutt o.O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renith182 Posted October 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 yay finally i get to read this cause I had no idea what everyone was talking aboutt o.O Cool. Im really glad that its finally straightened out. Sorry for the wait. What do u think? Ren Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jchurch004 Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 haha thats right i forgot ppl hadnt read this yet.. well i mean some ppl haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzanne Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 wait .. did you guys put your contact info in there? you better have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renith182 Posted October 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 wait .. did you guys put your contact info in there? you better have. Of course we did. I even gave them my number and address. so if Josh's uncle paulie wanted to whack me he could. Ren Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemesis90 Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 thats soo good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paramoreLOVE x Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 REN where have you been!! this is so funny. i have to read it again ah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrie Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 ahah for real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rewind_xx Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 is that going on fox for real? that would be the awwesomest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renith182 Posted May 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 haha whoa i havnt seen a post in here for ages. Lol ive been in asia. No steady net connection so im rarely online. HAha and i wish, if this show were on FOX jarrod and i would be fuckin living In the upper east side in New York. hahaha. I hope to get a season 3. But dunno no ideas. Jarrod u must help. We must make this a a real reality. And read season 2!!! Ren Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jchurch004 Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 yes season 2 is better. but, i think season 3 would be good. considering warped is coming up soon. = ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parawhore815 Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 I can't find Season Two. Linky please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renith182 Posted May 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 http://www.paramorefans.com/boards/showthread.php?t=2990&highlight=Paramores+season There ya go. Peace Ren Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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