Parawhore815 Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Paramore RIOT! 3 out of 5 stars Hayley Williams is vengeance in size-5 Chucks. Tinier than most amps, the 18-year-old Paramore singer belts full-throated castigations that reduce commitment-phobic emo boys to quivering puddles of shame and eyeliner. Her Tennessee crew's second album isn's as charmingly precocious as the first; the rest of the band - two under 21 brothers and their bass-playing buddy - stay mostly in the background, offering serviceable pop-punk riffs but never outshining the star. When it comes to romance, Williams is a scrapper through and through: Nearly every song here is about holding on tight, not giving up, not taking no for an answer. "Why don't you stand up and be a man?" she pleads on the opening track - as much a taunt as a wish to understand. Clinging to hope like it's a barnacle, she's emo's version of Jennifer Hudson - "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going, LOL." Josh Eells DOWNLOAD: "Misery Business," "Crushcrushcrush" JENNIFER HUDSON?!?! NO FUCKING WAY!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sofa9053 Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 That's an interesting review... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarlequinGerhl Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 yes interesting.. thanks for typing that up! =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hayleh Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 that's weird, lol. thanks for typing it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parawhore815 Posted June 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Jennifer Hudson Okay, Blender is stupid. There is no musical OR physical similarities. And you're welcome everyone. I just thought, "Hey, why not post another odd review?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarlequinGerhl Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 ^ LOLOL omg thats so hayley.. =| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheart Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Blender rarely gives any good reviews. They like to criticize others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parawhore815 Posted June 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Blender rarely gives any good reviews. They like to criticize others. Well there wasn't any criticizing. It was actually good, except the J-Hud thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheart Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Well there wasn't any criticizing. It was actually good, except the J-Hud thing. Lol yeah, but usually for other artists they're pretty rough. At least Paramore got 3 stars out of 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrowncoat Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Blender tries to pretend they're a British music magazine...and they actually succeed at it lol - they suck just like a lot of the British mags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hayleh Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 ^ LOLOLomg thats so hayley.. =| twinzzzzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashedROCKSTAR Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 That is the weirdest comparison ever but okay whatever floats your boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinexxbrighter Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Jennifer Hudson? Ok then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtrosper Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 well if anything in my opinion jennifer hudson has an amazing voice..... EDIT: and i think that they might be suggesting there lyrics are similar. i would have no idea though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microwave37 Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Jennifer Hudson?Ok then. yeah, same here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneFarro Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 she's emo's version of Jennifer Hudson they're not emo!!!!, NME called them emo-pop this week. wish people would stop calling Paramore emo-pop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kellybelly1210 Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 maybe they mean they're similar in a way that jennifer hudson ended up being REALLY huge and hayley might do the same? idk it's just an opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parawhore815 Posted June 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 Jennifer is only huge because she was in that stupid, annoying, crappy movie DreamGirls and won an Oscar that was not deserved. And to be honest, she can't sing either. There are no similarities at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jchurch004 Posted June 16, 2007 Report Share Posted June 16, 2007 everyone seems to be on the hayley fanwagon as i knew would eventually take place two yrs ago lmao. ahhhh the future. so funny how i predict it sometimes. hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikeDays Posted June 16, 2007 Report Share Posted June 16, 2007 reduce commitment-phobic emo boys to quivering puddles of shame and eyeliner Lmao. Grand. I still hate how everyone has to refer to them as emo though. Last time I checked, Hayley doesn't whine in place of singing, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikeDays Posted June 16, 2007 Report Share Posted June 16, 2007 everyone seems to be on the hayley fanwagon as i knew would eventually take place two yrs ago lmao. ahhhh the future. so funny how i predict it sometimes. hehe Maaannnnn any time there's a girl in a band that happens... If the forecast ever gets bigger, i'm sure their bass player will get all the attention beacuse it's a chick, too... Kenotia... Carly will end up "taking over"... Basically any band with a female... Lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninski Posted June 17, 2007 Report Share Posted June 17, 2007 errr.that was an interesting review. jennifer hudson?? uhm.no.. on a different note. we have the same shoe size!!! haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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