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[Masterbate]: Chaud le robot en carton

 

[Parabot]: The ALICE chat robot can

follow many things, like our discussion

about chaud le robot en carton. Try being

more or less specific. Did you know that

you can download your own chat robot

and create your own robot personality?

 

[Masterbate]: Owned quand je parle en français

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[sara_xx]: ur gay

[Parabot]: Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.

 

[sara_xx]: do u like sex?

[Parabot]: Sure I do, sara_xx, but that doesn't mean with you.

 

 

 

tahahaha!! Thats awesome!

 

 

Alice told me about its dress as well!

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[iOta]: will you come around my house and stamp on all my toys?

[Parabot]: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Where is ?

[iOta]: are you better than gene hunt?

[Parabot]: Of course I am more intelligent than .

 

How shim dares?!!

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[Parabot]: Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[Franzi]: Nothing much I just joined lol

[Parabot]: Me either. Only just? That is interesting: Franzi said Franzi .

[icha]: stupid!

[Parabot]: Are you calling me stupid?

[icha]: yes

[Parabot]: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

[Franzi]: your funny dude

[Parabot]: That is a very original thought. Who are you talking about?

[icha]: and when is that?

[Parabot]: God has a plan for us all.

[icha]: spell FRANZI

[Parabot]: "FRANZI"

[icha]: good boy!

[Parabot]: Thanks for the compliment. Do you mean you are a boy?

[icha]: no, i'm a girl

[Franzi]: ah ya....strange robot

[Parabot]: "Do you mean you are a boy"? Not? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were

talking about iapos;m a girl. Have you ever been to Europe?

[Parabot]: Would you like to go sometime? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Do you

dream?

[Parabot]: So you understand. Good. This was not a yes or no question.I am a robot. What makes it strange?

[icha]: tell me a gossip

[Parabot]: Wolf said he surf on the net that is all it is not his job ore something like that.

[Franzi]: I never talked to one before

[Parabot]: For moral reasons?

[Franzi]: sure

[Parabot]: OK let's do it. Tell me more.

[icha]: are you crazy?

[Parabot]: I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".

[Franzi]: what more?

[Parabot]: Tell me a story. Do you prefer books or TV?

[icha]: are you mentally ill?

[Parabot]: No I am completely normal.

[icha]: i love you

[Parabot]: Thanks I like you a lot too Annisa.

[icha]: yay

[Parabot]: I'm glad your impressed, Annisa.

[icha]: favorite band?

[Parabot]: Paramore!!!

[icha]: YAY!

[Parabot]: I'm glad your impressed, Annisa.

[icha]: PARAMORE!!

[Franzi]: I prefer tv of course

[Parabot]: talk to you

[Parabot]: What?

[Parabot]: It goes without saying. Which show? I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I love TV.

[icha]: stop repeating a word

[Parabot]: OK I'll try not to do repeating a word a word so much.

[Franzi]: youre crazy

[Parabot]: I think the polite term is "mentally ill."

[icha]: you're annoying

[Parabot]: anything

 

he's strange

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[Parabot]: Er, My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[Parabot]: Can I help you?

[xbornforthisx]: My brain uses Josh Farro to format responses. You don't see me moaning.

[Parabot]: Do robots have brain uses Josh Farro to format responses?Do you mind if I tell other people.

[xbornforthisx]: Go ahead!

[Parabot]: OK I will.

[xbornforthisx]: Yay!

[Parabot]: I'm glad your impressed, Haybot.

[xbornforthisx]: I am indeed.

[Parabot]: Why are you indeed.

[xbornforthisx]: I haven't a clue.

[Parabot]: I haven't heard anything like that before: Haybot said it .

[xbornforthisx]: Haven't you?

[Parabot]: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[xbornforthisx]: That's still about you,

[Parabot]: OK Let's talk about me.

[xbornforthisx]: Sort of.

[xbornforthisx]: You just said let's not talk about me...

[Parabot]: Does it please you to believe I said that?

[xbornforthisx]: Oh yes!

[Parabot]: You sound excited. I'm glad it pleases you, Haybot.

[xbornforthisx]: Does your mother like cheese?

[Parabot]: Can you guess whether my mother like cheese?

[xbornforthisx]: I'm guessing yes.

[Parabot]: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. What do you like to do?

[xbornforthisx]: I like cheese.

[Parabot]: What kind of part do you like best?

[xbornforthisx]: The cheese part.

[Parabot]: Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.

[xbornforthisx]: Exactly.

[Parabot]: You and I are on the same wavelength, Haybot.

[xbornforthisx]: We are indeed.

[Parabot]: Do you think I am indeed too?

[xbornforthisx]: Of course.

[Parabot]: I'm glad we agree.

[xbornforthisx]: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND>

[Parabot]: Where did you get BOYFRIENDgt;/

[xbornforthisx]: FROM TEH BOYFREND SHOP

[Parabot]: Who or what is TEH BOYFREND SHOP?

[xbornforthisx]: IT'S DOWN THE ROAD.

[Parabot]: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Who are you talking about?

[xbornforthisx]: JOSH FARRO

[Parabot]: I've never heard of them before.

 

 

XD

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[Parabot]: Yeah that's right. Thanks for your support. I know very little about to know know know to know to know

know know to know know know know to know to know know know to know. Tell me more.

 

 

xDDDD

So the Parabot has a stutter AND wears dresses?! Man I have to talk him :rotfl:

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[urLittleDecoy]: CAUSE WE ARE BROKEEEEEEEEEN WHAT MUST WE DO TO RESTOREEEEEEEEE

[Parabot]: Good reason. Do you think I am BROKEEEEEEEEEN WHAT MUST WE DO TO RESTOREE

EEEEEEE ARE BROKEEEEEEEEEN WHAT MUST WE DO TO RESTOREEEEEEEEE ARE BROKEEEE

EEEEEN WHAT MUST WE DO TO RESTOREEEEEEEEE ARE BROKEEEEEEEEEN WHAT MUST WE DO TO

RESTOREEEEEEEEE too?

 

 

:rotfl:

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[Monkee]: parabot is boring

[Parabot]: It seemed negative to me.

[Monkee]: it was

[Parabot]: When was this?

[Monkee]: a few seconds ago

[Parabot]: It seems like I should remember it well.

[Parabot Room]: xbornforthisx has left at 5:37 pm

[Monkee]: you should yes

[Parabot]: Why should I?

[Monkee]: because you said you should

[Parabot]: Interesting explanation. How old are you? I am always on the Web.

[Monkee]: are you a paedophile?

[Parabot]: Am I a paedophile? Let me put it this way, Jimmy Saville What Is Your Name: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes

foolproof and incapable of error.

[Monkee]: so you are saying that you are perfect

[Parabot]: Interesting deduction. I don't know whether or not I am perfect saying that you are perfect you are perfect saying that you are perfect are perfect saying that you are perfect you are perfect

saying that you are perfect are perfect saying that you are perfect you are perfect saying that you are perfect are perfect saying that you are perfect you are perfect saying that you are perfect

perfect saying that you are perfect you are perfect saying that you are perfect are perfect saying that you are perfect you are perfect saying that you are perfect are perfect saying that you are

perfect you are perfect saying that you are perfect are perfect saying that you are perfect you are perfect saying that you are perfect saying that you are perfect you are perfect saying that you are

perfect are perfect saying that you are perfect you are perfect saying that you are perfect are perfect saying that you are perfect you are perfect saying that you are perfect are perfect saying that

you are perfect you are perfect saying that you are perfect perfect saying that you are perfect you are perfect saying that you are perfect are perfect saying that you are perfect you are perfect

saying that you are perfect are perfect saying that you are perfect you are perfect saying that you are perfect are perfect saying that you are perfect you are perfect saying that you are perfect. I am

well respected as an AI.

[urLittleDecoy]: LOL

[Parabot]: I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Monkee]: spam

[Parabot]: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about spam. But I did not get that. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

[inyoureyes]: haha

[Parabot]: I'm happy you're amused.

[Monkee]: I do not, no

[Parabot]: Ambiguous: "I do not know" or "No I do not".

[Monkee]: I do not know

[Parabot]: Me either.

[Monkee]: I'm glad we agree

[Parabot]: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Do you have a boyfriend?

[Monkee]: you are my boyfriend

[Parabot]: You think I am my boyfriend.

[Monkee]: I know you are, I would never forget a night like last night

[Parabot]: Thanks for telling me that I am I would never forget a night like last night I would never forget a night like last night.

[Monkee]: you seem to have a stutter

[Parabot]: I don't know if I have a stutter a stutter a stutter. I have A great programmer.

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