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Shivari
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Holly:

I wish I could tell you this little sixth grader from my school who tells the world on AIM that her life sucks.

She's always like "OMG. MY EFFING MOM. IS. SOOOO. MEAN. I HATE HER. I'M GONNA SLIT MY WRISTS AND BLEED TO DEATH. YOU WON'T SEE ME IN SCHOOL TOMORROW BECAUSE I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF. UGH I CAN'T BELIEVE MY MOM TOOK AWAY MY SIDEKICK!!!!"

No joke. The only thing I exaggerated was the capitalization.

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When you get a cornetto and you're like unwrapping it, and really looking forward to the delightfully icey and creamy heaven that awaits you within the pearly wafer gates;;;

 

and then the bottom chocolatey bit snaps off and all the ice cream melts all over your hands and your shoes and makes you all sticky and disapointed. TWICE.

 

:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

 

brb, suicidal.

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