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cause we all love them.

 

what do you call 10 blondes standing in a line??

 

a wind tunnel!

 

 

how do you make a blonde break her nose??

 

put a dildo under a glass table!

 

 

what do you call a blonde after dying her hair brown??

 

artificial intelligence!

 

 

add more people!

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There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

 

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

 

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

 

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

 

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

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:roll:

 

im blonde.. pfft. ill add some :willy_nilly:

 

The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

 

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

 

 

A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,

 

 

"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

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A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

 

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

 

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

 

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

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Q: What do you call an eternity?

A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

 

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?

A: Toes Go In First.

 

Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?

A: You always hear about them but never see them.

 

Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?

A: They think their picture is being taken.

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There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

 

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

 

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

 

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

 

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

 

hahahaha i've heard this one before.....its my fave one!

=)

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