Defiance Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 cause we all love them. what do you call 10 blondes standing in a line?? a wind tunnel! how do you make a blonde break her nose?? put a dildo under a glass table! what do you call a blonde after dying her hair brown?? artificial intelligence! add more people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eefie Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ Riot Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in. One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x-Decoy Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 im blonde.. pfft. ill add some The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!" A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted August 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license. The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer." The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror. She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted August 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First. Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common? A: You always hear about them but never see them. Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eefie Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 a man is on his way to work suddenly he calls his wife urgently: "honey stay away from the motorway, theres some crazy blonde woman driving the wrong way!" she replied: "too late, and theres not just one, theres fucking hundreds of them!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eefie Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First. Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken. LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted August 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one? A: You have to hollow out the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaughtInTheRiot Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?A: You have to hollow out the head. Knowing how well you can suck stuff out of things, it ain't much longer for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BABsxo. Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 well at least im not a natural blonde... and im clever. so stfu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travel_hymn Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer." LMAO!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsDAMARYS. Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 well at least im not a natural blonde... and im clever. so stfu. there jokes, its not anything serious. all blondes are really smart. (: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BABsxo. Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 there jokes, its not anything serious. all blondes are really smart. (: lol i know, imma just being sarcastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krs Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in. One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in. hahahaha i've heard this one before.....its my fave one! =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsDAMARYS. Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 lol i know, imma just being sarcastic. sarcasim doesn't always work over the internet. xP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BABsxo. Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 haha, suppose. force of habit i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsDAMARYS. Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 haha, suppose. force of habit i guess. lawll yeahh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrrrr x matey Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 lmao this was the first time checking out this thread, and it definatly brightened up my mood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted August 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 seeeee im useful sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrrrr x matey Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 hmm..guess so. ....thats a surprise jk :] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defiance Posted August 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 PFFFFFFFT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrrrr x matey Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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