basketcase Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 "Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrLittleDecoy Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 well, if desperate housewives counts, this is gotta be my new favorite "I don't know much about love...I... I dabbled in it once or twice, but it always seemed more trouble than it was worth. I told myself I wasn't missing much. But watching you all these years,how... how hard you've tried, how...how hurt you've been, but you still...keep getting back up, you dust yourself off, then you try again. Maybe I am missing something. Maybe... maybe it is worth it." ......i ended up in tears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 "No exaggeration, I could not love a human baby more then I love this brush." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_skyine Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 "Out-of -gas-make out-guy!" Zooey Deschanel Yes man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paint the sky grey Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 "and so the lion fell in love with the lamb" "Lets put a smile on that face" "why so serious?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JadeIsRad Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 "YOU LIAR, YOU JUDAS!" Lol idk~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fueled By Oreos Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 "bitch, i don't know your life!" baby mama (: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bornforthis___x Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 "He don't eat no meat? What you mean he DON'T EAT NO MEAT?!?!?! ........ That's ok, I make lamb." haha my big fat greek wedding. i love this movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elbereth Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 "I'd marry you for your money in a minute.Would you marry me for my money?" "In a minute." "Then I guess it's a good thing neither of us is rich." Breakfast at tiffany's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skatersam Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 "That ain't know etch-in- sketch This is one doodle that can't be un-done Homeskillet!" Juno, I love that movie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinalRiot001 Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 I'll Be Back- Terminator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadEMOparaBOI Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 "Hang on tight spidermonky!" "Look bella its a werm a WERM!!!" -Twilite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 "That ain't know etch-in- sketch This is one doodle that can't be un-done Homeskillet!"Juno, I love that movie! ^ THIS. POST. IS. A. WIN. YES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Bump Kay Adams: Michael, you never told me you knew Johnny Fontane! Michael: Sure, you want to meet him? Kay Adams: Well, yeah! Sure. Michael: My father helped him with his career. Kay Adams: How did he do that? Michael: ...Let's listen to the song. Kay Adams: [after listening to Johnny sing for a while] Tell me, Michael. Please. Michael: Well, when Johnny was first starting out, he was signed to a personal services contract with this big-band leader. And as his career got better and better, he wanted to get out of it. But the band leader wouldn't let him. Now, Johnny is my father's godson. So my father went to see this bandleader and offered him $10,000 to let Johnny go, but the bandleader said no. So the next day, my father went back, only this time with Luca Brasi. Within an hour, he had a signed release for a certified check of $1000. Kay Adams: How did he do that? Michael: My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Kay Adams: What was that? Michael: Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract. Kay Adams: ... Michael: ...That's a true story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JadeIsRad Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 More than one quote but deal with it xD Y Tu Mama Tambien "The Manifesto: 1. There is no greater honor than being a Charolastra. 2. Do whatever you feel like. 3. Pop beats poetry. 4. Get high at least once a day. 5. You shall not screw a fellow Charolastra's girlfriend. 6. Whoever supports Team America is a fag. 7. Whacking off rules. 8. Never marry a virgin. 9. Whoever supports Team America is a fag. 10. Truth is cool but unattainable. 11. The asshole who breaks any of the previous rules loses his title of Charolastra." Luisa: "You have to make the clitoris your best friend." Tenoch: "What kind of friend is always hiding?" Diego 'Saba' Madero: [giving Tenoch directions with the aid of a map] "So you go this way, and then you take this road, and you..." Tenoch: "Saba, screw off, that's a river!" Tenoch: [buying condoms] "Where's your size?" Julio: "In the meat section with the giant salamis." The Science Of Sleep Stephane: "Tonight I'll show you how dreams are prepared. Love, friendships, relationships...all those ships." Stephane: "I like your boobs. I think they're very friendly and unpretentious." Stephane: "Im exhausted, I think I'll wake up now." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watchthesky Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 why oh why have i not posted in here yet? "The thing is, a person's life is like a TV show. I was the star of The Will Show. And The Will Show wasn't an ensemble drama. Guests came and went, but I was the regular. It came down to me and me alone. If Marcus' mum couldn't manage her own show, if her ratings were falling, it was sad, but that was her problem. Ultimately, the whole single mum plotline was a bit complicated for me." "Christine: You will end up childless and alone. Will: Well, fingers crossed, yeah." "Will: I couldn't possibly think of a worse godfather for Imogene. You know me. I'll drop her at her christening. I'll forget her birthdays until her 18th, when I'll take her out and get her drunk and possibly, let's face it, you know, try and shag her. I mean, seriously, it's a very, very bad choice. Couple: We know, I just thought you had hidden depths. Will: No. No. You've always had that wrong. I really am this shallow." "I'll tell you one thing. Men are bastards. After about ten minutes I wanted to cut my own penis off with a kitchen knife." "Fiona: I mean, he's a special - very, very special boy and he's got a special soul, and I've wounded it. Will: Oh, please, just shut up. You're wounding my soul." "Ellie: You like rap? Marcus: A little. It's by black people mostly. And they're pretty angry most of the time. But sometimes they just want to have sex. " "Will: [thinking] Every man is an island. I stand by that. But clearly some men are island CHAINS. Underneath, they are connected... Marcus: [thinking] I used to think two was not enough. But now things are great; there are loads of people... I don't know what Will was so pissed about. I don't think couples are the future. The way I see it now, we both got back-up now. It's like that thing Jon Bon Jovi said: 'No man is an island.'" if you hadn't noticed i'm quite fond of about a boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elbereth Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 why oh why have i not posted in here yet? "The thing is, a person's life is like a TV show. I was the star of The Will Show. And The Will Show wasn't an ensemble drama. Guests came and went, but I was the regular. It came down to me and me alone. If Marcus' mum couldn't manage her own show, if her ratings were falling, it was sad, but that was her problem. Ultimately, the whole single mum plotline was a bit complicated for me." "Christine: You will end up childless and alone. Will: Well, fingers crossed, yeah." "Will: I couldn't possibly think of a worse godfather for Imogene. You know me. I'll drop her at her christening. I'll forget her birthdays until her 18th, when I'll take her out and get her drunk and possibly, let's face it, you know, try and shag her. I mean, seriously, it's a very, very bad choice. Couple: We know, I just thought you had hidden depths. Will: No. No. You've always had that wrong. I really am this shallow." "I'll tell you one thing. Men are bastards. After about ten minutes I wanted to cut my own penis off with a kitchen knife." "Fiona: I mean, he's a special - very, very special boy and he's got a special soul, and I've wounded it. Will: Oh, please, just shut up. You're wounding my soul." "Ellie: You like rap? Marcus: A little. It's by black people mostly. And they're pretty angry most of the time. But sometimes they just want to have sex. " "Will: [thinking] Every man is an island. I stand by that. But clearly some men are island CHAINS. Underneath, they are connected... Marcus: [thinking] I used to think two was not enough. But now things are great; there are loads of people... I don't know what Will was so pissed about. I don't think couples are the future. The way I see it now, we both got back-up now. It's like that thing Jon Bon Jovi said: 'No man is an island.'" if you hadn't noticed i'm quite fond of about a boy ^ Win!:hyper: Your awesome Kayla. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watchthesky Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 why thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JadeIsRad Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 why oh why have i not posted in here yet? "The thing is, a person's life is like a TV show. I was the star of The Will Show. And The Will Show wasn't an ensemble drama. Guests came and went, but I was the regular. It came down to me and me alone. If Marcus' mum couldn't manage her own show, if her ratings were falling, it was sad, but that was her problem. Ultimately, the whole single mum plotline was a bit complicated for me." "Christine: You will end up childless and alone. Will: Well, fingers crossed, yeah." "Will: I couldn't possibly think of a worse godfather for Imogene. You know me. I'll drop her at her christening. I'll forget her birthdays until her 18th, when I'll take her out and get her drunk and possibly, let's face it, you know, try and shag her. I mean, seriously, it's a very, very bad choice. Couple: We know, I just thought you had hidden depths. Will: No. No. You've always had that wrong. I really am this shallow." "I'll tell you one thing. Men are bastards. After about ten minutes I wanted to cut my own penis off with a kitchen knife." "Fiona: I mean, he's a special - very, very special boy and he's got a special soul, and I've wounded it. Will: Oh, please, just shut up. You're wounding my soul." "Ellie: You like rap? Marcus: A little. It's by black people mostly. And they're pretty angry most of the time. But sometimes they just want to have sex. " "Will: [thinking] Every man is an island. I stand by that. But clearly some men are island CHAINS. Underneath, they are connected... Marcus: [thinking] I used to think two was not enough. But now things are great; there are loads of people... I don't know what Will was so pissed about. I don't think couples are the future. The way I see it now, we both got back-up now. It's like that thing Jon Bon Jovi said: 'No man is an island.'" if you hadn't noticed i'm quite fond of about a boy I LOVE ABOUT A BOY. AND YOU. OBV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watchthesky Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 AS YOU SHOULD about a boy is easily my favourite movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiking Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Narrator: [Tobias is covered in blue paint and is walking at dusk] Tobias went to a tryout for the Blue Man Group hoping to be seen. [Tobias is run over by Barry] Narrator: Unfortunately, it was dusk, and he wasn't seen. Narrator: Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to... Tobias Fünke: [on tape] ... even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up. Tobias Fünke: Nothing wrong with that. Tobias Fünke: [on tape] Oh, I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can. Tobias Fünke: It's out of context. Tobias Fünke: [on tape] I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks. Narrator: ...and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks. Tobias Fünke: Tobias, you blowhard. [chuckles] Both from Arrested Development Dan: Didn't fancy my sandwiches? Alice: Don't eat fish. Dan: Why not? Alice: Fish piss in the sea. Dan: So do children. Alice: Don't eat children either. Dan: I fell in love with her, Alice. Alice: Oh, as if you had no choice? There's a moment, there's always a moment, "I can do this, I can give into this, or I can resist it", and I don't know when your moment was, but I bet you there was one. Both from Closer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JadeIsRad Posted October 29, 2009 Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 Milk Dan White: [extremely drunk, to Jack Lira] Whatever! I don't even know who you are, you just showed up out of nowhere, Latino man. State Senator John Briggs: It's time to root them out. Tom Ammiano: And how are you going to determine who's a homosexual? State Senator John Briggs: My bill outlines procedures for identifying homosexuals. Tom Ammiano: How? Will you be sucking them off? Dan White: Society can't exist without the family. Harvey Milk: We're not against that. Dan White: Can two men reproduce? Harvey Milk: No, but God knows we keep trying. Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights Javier Suarez: It's like dancing with my mother's ironing board. Katey Miller: Do you have to be such a guy? Javier Suarez: Ok. [pauses] Javier Suarez: Ok, I'll be the girl. [fixes his shirt and hair to "look like a girl"] Katey Miller: [laughs] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erin Posted October 29, 2009 Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 "By all means, move at a glacial pace, you know how that thrills me." -Meryl Streep as Miranda Priestly. The Devil Wears Prada Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BornForThis23 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Jordan "....we on defense" Murrary" whoaaaa, I don't play defense" Space jam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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