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WARNING: GETS A BIT... OVER THE TOP

 

DAVID!!!!! says:

you suck kim ds donkey penis

Sugarbaby says:

numnumnum

Sugarbaby says:

and you swallow de cum

DAVID!!!!! says:

you gobble that hairy donkey penis all the way to your shit covered arse-hole then vova licks the browness out of ur green anul fur

Sugarbaby says:

I SHALL COCKLAP YOUR MOUSTACHE

DAVID!!!!! says:

i shall wax ur fanny flaps

Sugarbaby says:

ewwww

DAVID!!!!! says:

hayleys cake was nice

DavidJamesMcConnellSucksKimD'sHairyNippleFireExtinguisher//Sugarbaby says:

there

DavidJamesMcConnellSucksKimD'sHairyNippleFireExtinguisher//Sugarbaby says:

yeah

DavidJamesMcConnellSucksKimD'sHairyNippleFireExtinguisher//Sugarbaby says:

 

DAVID!!!!! says:

LOLS!!!!!!!

SHANNON FAYE SUTTON MUNCHS VOVA SHITTY ANUL FUR says:

thers

DavidJamesMcConnellSucksKimD'sHairyNippleFireExtinguisher//Sugarbaby says:

hahaha

SHANNON FAYE SUTTON MUNCHS VOVA SHITTY ANUL FUR IN AN ART GALLERY IN JAPAN WITH A SIAMESE CAT! says:

THERE!

ShannonFayeSuttonShallBrayUpDavidJamesMcConnellTomorrowBreakYouMidget//Sugarbaby says:

loool

ShannonFayeSuttonShallBrayUpDavidJamesMcConnellTomorrowBreakYouMidget//Sugarbaby says:

hahahahhaahah

SHANNON FAYE SUTTON MUNCHS VOVA SHITTY ANUL FUR IN AN ART GALLERY IN JAPAN WITH A SIAMESE CAT! says:

OH U BITCH!

ShannonFayeSuttonShallBrayUpDavidJamesMcConnellTomorrowBreakYouMidget//Sugarbaby says:

buahaha

SHANNON FAYE SUTTON MUNCHS VOVA SHITTY ANUL FUR IN AN ART GALLERY IN JAPAN WITH A SIAMESE CAT! says:

i will set roy and his bike on u

ShannonFayeSuttonShallBrayUpDavidJamesMcConnellTomorrowBreakYouMidget//Sugarbaby says:

oooh... well.... i shall set jam jar and his flaky skinned ginger haired accomplise on you

SHANNON FAYE SUTTON MUNCHS VOVA SHITTY ANUL FUR IN AN ART GALLERY IN JAPAN WITH A SIAMESE CAT! says:

i will get jordan and his extreme ugliness and jonas brothers CD on u

ShannonFayeSuttonShallBrayUpDavidJamesMcConnellTomorrowBreakYouMidget//Sugarbaby says:

well, hannah montana and alvin and the chipmunks will oops upside your head

SHANNON FAYE SUTTON MUNCHS VOVA SHITTY ANUL FUR IN AN ART GALLERY IN JAPAN WITH A SIAMESE CAT! says:

they already ave

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From urban dictionary:

 

Team Jacob

Relating to the preference of Jacob Black (wolf) over Edward Cullen (vampire) in the book 'Twilight' by Stephenie Meyer.

 

WARNING: Girls(or maybe sometimes boys) do take to their man/wolf quite seriously--(same goes to Team Edward-ers who take to their man/vampire quite seriously (look for Team Edward))-- so do not question their choice or make fun of them. Your face may be damaged. Also, if a Team Jacob member gets within a 5' radius of a Team Edward member; one may want to duck and take cover.

 

 

(Joking about that last part...or maybe not O.o)

 

'Are you wearing a Team Edward t-shirt?!'

'Emm... yeah?'

'EWWWW!!!! Team Jacob is SOOOOO much better! Edward is such a *insert favorite curse word here*!'

'Oh NO you didn't!'

(Squabble Squabble)

(Extensions go flying)

(Bite Bite)

(Scream Scream)

(Kick Kick)

(Etc.)

 

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

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