Parame Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 I saw this link on a twilight forum. It's a terrible fanfic that features Hayley as a vampire xD http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4647796/4/Paramour_of_Drakness_Hayley_s_resolve LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildman Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 That was awful, the grammar was bad, and the story sucked! Kill me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parame Posted November 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 That was awful, the grammar was bad, and the story sucked! Kill me! But I like you! Really... that was pathetic. It's pretty much up there with My Immortal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 I'm not gonna bother reading past the first three paragraphs, they could've tried a little harder with the grammar and shiz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parame Posted November 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Lol look at this: Wuts rong Eddie? I asked him, stroking his cat. ¨Bella died how u think i could feel u dstupid motherfucking cunt!¨he roared. ¨Hey chillax man¨I saidreflectively Öh yeah btw wut happened 2 renesmee?¨ i axed. ¨Well when bella died charlie got fucking pissed an then hecalled the cps and they took her away¨he bloberred. ¨And then the car they were in crashed!!!¨ LMFAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Tbth, I think it's a piss-take. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arya Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Oh...my god.... Meh. Just a joke though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riot!Girlx Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 LMFAO @ this bit ; "I panicked. but den i remembered dat i was nakid so i ran into da house." my god that is awful .... that person's grammar was awful.. xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riot!Girlx Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Lol look at this: Wuts rong Eddie? asked him, stroking his cat. ¨Bella died how u think i could feel u dstupid motherfucking cunt!¨he roared. ¨Hey chillax man¨I saidreflectively Öh yeah btw wut happened 2 renesmee?¨ i axed. ¨Well when bella died charlie got fucking pissed an then hecalled the cps and they took her away¨he bloberred. ¨And then the car they were in crashed!!!¨ LMFAO!!! hahahhahhahhahhahahahhahhahahaa lmfao [dies] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parame Posted November 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 I think it's a parody or something... and all the chapters are mostly named after paramore songs DX And "Haylee" is totally out of character! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
777 Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 I didn't even bother reading after the first sentences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riot!Girlx Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 I think it's a parody or something... and all the chapters are mostly named after paramore songs DX And "Haylee" is totally out of character! a piss take or not, its hilairious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parame Posted November 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 It has seven crap chapters now! This bit was funny though: But then Carlile started to fall in pain clutching his stomach. "The babys on da way!!!" he screamed as his water broke. Oh my i though back then. I called Emet (cus he knows about childbirth) and he came but it was 2 latye an Carlise had an abrotion. We both weeped when we had 2 burn da corpse but it was holey in a church so god helped us an da baby went to heaven. I think I speak for everyone when I say "What the fuck?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kristen Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 I didn't even read it. Just reading what y'all are posting from it is enough to keep me away haha. Sounds like complete and utter crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScoutyDean Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 I know you guys completely hate it because it's dumb but I'm dying laughing over here. It can't be serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
st.brittney Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 LMFAO omfg that made my night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaglephoenix Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 hahaha oh man, I hope thats a joke. Thats hilarious. If you're going to take the time to write a fanfic, make it good and use proper grammar! sheesh! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travel_hymn Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 PARAMOUR OF DRAKNESS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herewegoagain** Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 fanfiction is supposed to be terrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parame Posted November 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 PARAMOUR OF DRAKNESS! You know what? I read it and it is funny! It's a joke though... I think this can't be serious: an then a sacrede light fell an jesus came down. he was tan an had long silver hair an his face looked just like jony depp. he was ripped and u culd see he had a big pakage under his skirt but then i blushed cus its not eright about thinkin to wanting to fuck jesus. "Hayley. you areth in hell" "i know lord" i said reaching 4 his arms lik towres (just like in dat paramore song!!!) LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kristen Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 You know what? I read it and it is funny! It's a joke though... I think this can't be serious: an then a sacrede light fell an jesus came down. he was tan an had long silver hair an his face looked just like jony depp. he was ripped and u culd see he had a big pakage under his skirt but then i blushed cus its not eright about thinkin to wanting to fuck jesus. "Hayley. you areth in hell" "i know lord" i said reaching 4 his arms lik towres (just like in dat paramore song!!!) LOL Reading that makes me laugh, but at the same time I'm horrified that someone actually writes/types like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travel_hymn Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Retarded. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parame Posted November 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 I'm going to write her a review. Edit: It's a HE... I'll post his profile xD Hi my name is Maxxie Drening. I'm 15 years old. I live in Ney York city. Im da biggest paramore fan u'll ever meet! i met them last year in a meet n greet an they were awesum so nice and hayley signed my shirt and i have da paramore riot booklet signed and da club t shirt cus im in da fanclub. I also met jiosh and azc an jeremy an shook their hands it was awesum. paramore saved my life when flyleaf could'nt cyuas i called them thru their myspace and they couldnt get lacey to talk 2 me so their mean! I only lisen 2 paramore an pudle of mud an evanescence. my fav songs of theres r: all we know is falling crushcrushcrush haleluyah presion an decoy I also love twilight its da best book in eternaly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScoutyDean Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 I'm going to write her a review. Edit: It's a HE... I'll post his profile xD Hi my name is Maxxie Drening. I'm 15 years old. I live in Ney York city. Im da biggest paramore fan u'll ever meet! i met them last year in a meet n greet an they were awesum so nice and hayley signed my shirt and i have da paramore riot booklet signed and da club t shirt cus im in da fanclub. I also met jiosh and azc an jeremy an shook their hands it was awesum. paramore saved my life when flyleaf could'nt cyuas i called them thru their myspace and they couldnt get lacey to talk 2 me so their mean! I only lisen 2 paramore an pudle of mud an evanescence. my fav songs of theres r: all we know is falling crushcrushcrush haleluyah presion an decoy I also love twilight its da best book in eternaly! lol That's a great response to it. Not all fan fiction is bad btw. I've read some impressively good ones on quizilla before. However, I think more of them should be like this. I'm just the type of person who loves to laugh at stupid things, and this was perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parame Posted November 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 ^ that's his profile information. I think I'll encourage him xP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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