Dave34

Dear thread, sorry for the double post, got mad at it taking so long -Dave Edit: wtf it did it again, and i only hit the button once. Rigged

Back-to-back: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: WHAT IT DO Stranger: What? You: IT You: DO? Stranger: mitä vittua? ö___ö You: don't start that foriegn shit with me bro Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: oi You: WHAT IT DO? Stranger: nada You: Obviously Stranger: onde vc é Stranger: ? You: No fucking way You: English You: stat Stranger: nao quero falar em ingles Stranger: seu otario Your conversational partner has disconnected. The sick thing is, these people are probably owning me in whatever the fuck language they are typing. On edit: I win You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey. im male, you got skype? You: I have an erect penis Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dear omegle, I would prefer if the people I talk to spoke English. I think you should work on that. - Dave

My favorites are: Criminal, The Way I Am, Mosh, 'Till I Collapse

10 (she's really cute in those pictures)

Everytime someone asks me a question, and I tell them the truth, they leave. Admittedly, answering the question "If you could get away with raping someone, would you?" always heads down a bad path.

I just got asked if I liked pokemon, that's a wierd opening question.

I've been youtube linked on that omegle site 5 of the last 8 times I started a conversation.

Drunken Lament - Ludo

I'm wasting time, and doing it badly.

Brandon: "I hope you die" (Yeah, that was fun)

Your subtleties, they strangle me I cant explain myself at all All it wants, and all it needs All I don't want to need at all The walls start breathing, my minds unweaving maybe it's best you leave me alone a weight is lifted, on this evening I give the final blow (Half of these lyrics are probably wrong, because I typed them out instead of copy/pasting)

Hot Fuzz For some reason, I love this movie.

I was a little too shocked to even respond. I guess it's my fault for being in the computer lab?

(I confess) Yeah, that was the main draw. I really didn't feel like spending 8 hours a week in a classroom during the summer.

Some random person just walked by and said "Fuck you" to me. I think it's great that I can inspire anger from people without even talking to them.

I confess yeah, I had to take a math class sometime this year. Applied Calculus was the only one I could take online.

I confess I signed up for Applied Calculus as a summer class, but I have absolutely no interest in it.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall "It's a metaphor for crap movie"

I confess that my cat just ate a spider, right off of the wall. I think I like this bastard, even though he keeps destroying my arms.

Dear God, This is going to sound selfish, but I would prefer if you just told me what to do. I'm not really in the mood for any soul searching/discovery. So if you could just like strike lightening in my yard and spell out what I'm supposed to do with my existence, that would be great. Get back to me, Dave.

^ Likes the omegle site as much as I do. (Probably more)

the relic

I confess that I keep drawing the people who want to have a real conversation. I have extremely bad luck in these random draws. I'm in the midst of a 3 minute conversation about rape, wtf.

Slow, slightly painfull.