Allie<3 Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 i amuse myself Stranger: hello You: stfu You have disconnected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachley Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Neopets? You: Twat? Stranger: Neopets~ You: Neopets FTL Stranger: NEOPETS You: RACIST ^.^ Stranger: Yes they are Stranger: xP You: So is Santa. Stranger: And the Easter Bunny You: And your mother. Stranger: Naaaw she's sexist You: Killed it. You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: m u You: hi You: what? ask that right, please, that just looks like a m and a u. Stranger: male ..is my gender ag 19 u? You: Female, 134, Banana, Florida. Stranger: so ur a 134 nice.. Stranger: u like sex? You: I'M A BANANA. I don't DO intercourse. I grew from a seed. Plucked from a plant. Your conversational partner has disconnected. I lol'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephbob Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 I kinda used Rebecca's idea for the fruit. but it went so much further... Stranger: .... Stranger: say somethinggb You: somethinggb Stranger: YAY Stranger: i want to marry you! You: yay! lets get married in the park! Stranger: and fuck? You: ...well... that's kinda impossible Stranger: how You: I'm a apple, i can't fuck, i was picked from a tree, grown from a seed. Stranger: aw u=im== Stranger: im a banana , grown from a tree, shove me in your vagina You: APPLES DON'T HAVE VAGINAS!!! Stranger: YES THEY HAVE CORES You: THAT'S NOT A VAGINA! RESPECT YOUR WIFE!!! Stranger: fuck that shit Stranger: go to the kitchen and cook bitch , Stranger: thats where you belong You: apples don't shit either. You: or cook You: because they don't need food. Stranger: ya well what if i fry you You: then you'd be cooking, not me. Stranger: fry yourself You: that's stupid. You: then i'd die. You: then you'd have no wife You: so...there. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Best chat ever: Stranger: Hiii You: Congatulations! You have been chosen to become a Vampire Ninja Dragon! Stranger: Wohoo!! Stranger: Lol can o ice ninja hair though? Stranger: I have* You: If you can answer these next three questions correctly, then you will be an official Vampire Ninja Dragon. (P.S - There will be awsome hair) Stranger: (it has to be ninja hair) and sure You: Are you ready? (Ninja hair it is) Stranger: Yes I am Stranger: U there? You: Ok! Question 1: There is a Vampire Ninja Dragon sleeping in a tree, he is on a secret misson. When all of a sudden, a Wolf Zombie jumps up and wakes him up, they must fight. Bear in mind the Vampire Ninja Dragon doesn't have his bow and arrow, because it's stuck in the tree. Who wins? Stranger: Vampire Ninja Dragon You: Well done! Vampire Ninja Dragons always win. Because they are made of Awesome. Stranger: Exactly! You: Right, Question 2: What is a dog? Stranger: Not a Vampire Ninja Dragon Stranger: ? You: Well done! Only Vampire Ninja Dragons are Vampire Ninja Dragons. Not dogs. Stranger: Lol yup yup You: Final question: A Vampire Ninja Dragon drink from the fountain on popcorn, then coughs. What happens to him? Stranger: Nothing because he is a Vampire Ninja Dragon You: CONGRATULATIONS! You: You are now an official Vampire Ninja Dragon! Stranger: Wohoo You: Use your powers wisely! Stranger: I will! You: Now go, go and fight for AWESOME! Stranger: Go Awesome!!! You: YES! Stranger: Quick question thoughh You: Ask away... Stranger: what's your name!! You: ...Sensei... Stranger: Sweet You: Yeah... I know Stranger: You: I must leave now, a young Vampire Ninja Dragon is stuck in The River of Awesome. Stranger: Awww okies You: Farewell, we'll meet again! You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brighter182 Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: im naked Stranger: why? You: it's hot up in heeeeerrrreee Stranger: ...; You: and i'm also the messiah Stranger: m f? You: but thats a different story You: im the messiah, I'm obviously female Stranger: ...; You: I let your mother suck on my ass a lot Stranger: i am from olympus You: and give her money for it You: oh i know all about you Stranger: haha Stranger: r u crazy. Stranger: ? You: she talks about you a lot when she's not eating shit out of my ass Stranger: fuck you asshole. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anakale Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey gorilla Stranger: uthere You: hey chinpanza Stranger: buddy You: :3 Stranger: dont stop shake it shke Stranger: booty You: now your talking! You: someone fun finally xD Stranger: hahah ino...no one iz fun Stranger: lol You: what is looove? baby don't hurt me...no more xD Stranger: shawty itsur booty i luve they way it giggles boooooooty Stranger: :]]] You: ohhhhh! cheap disco all night! Stranger: haha You: who do you hate the most in the whole world? xD Stranger: blue waffles Stranger: You: i hate that vanish woman that always comes in when you spill something >.< Stranger: idk wat tht iz You: how come? You have spillt somehting on yourself, have you? You: xD Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paramaniac Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 ^ YAY! You mentioned my facebook page to a stranger hehe xD 'Don't you hate it when you spill something and the 'Vanish' woman walks in?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paramaniac Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Sorry for double post, there's a lot of caps lock haha. You: WELL HELLUUR Stranger: speak russian? Stranger: Что случилось? You: Nah, I speak fish though Stranger: O_0 O RLY? neb neb nemb?! You: YAY. PIE. Stranger: rule 34 pie You: What the hell. I ASKED FOR MUSTARD DAMN IT. Stranger: TOO BAD! YOU LOST YOUR PURPLE HELICOPTER FOR A WEEK! You: OH CRAP. PLEASE MUMMY, I WILL EAT ALL MY PEAS. Stranger: I AM YOUR FATHER DAMN IT!!!!!! You: THAT MEANS SANTAS MY MUM? You: OMG. Stranger: your carrying twins from a n unknown father. Stranger: the father is me You: WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS? You: D: Stranger: who is also your teacher You: OMG. Stranger: and your brother! Stranger: and your bisexual girlfriend You: DOES THAT MEAN I ATE YOUR PIE? THAT WAS MY BROTHERS? Stranger: who is behind you about to be raped. You: THAT WAS REALLY MY TEACHERS? You: oh shit. You: RAPE? You: D: Stranger: WHILE YOU SLEEP! Stranger: WITHOUT SLEEP YOU DIE! You: ITS BAD ENOUGH EDWARD CULLEN WATCHES ME SLEEP. NOW I HAVE SOME BISEXUAL CHICK WANTING TO RAPE ME? Stranger: NUTS AND BOLTS, YOURE SCREWED! You: Like that robot in that robot film? Dang, I really am screwed. You: RUN AWAY IT'S A FLYING SOCK./ Stranger: XANADU THE VAMPIRE PRINCESS UNICORN! You: I LOVE HER <33333333 You: SHE You: IS You: THE You: SOCK OF MY UNIVERSE. Stranger: SO YOU ARE CHEATING ON THE CHECKBOOK WITH THE SOCK?! SHAMEON YOU DAVID SHAME ON YOU!! You: I ADMIT IT OKAY. JUST DON'T GET THE FLAPJACKS. JUST DON'T MARTIN! Stranger: YOU JUST LOST YOUR VIRGINITYWITH POISIONOUS TOILETPAPER! You: IT LOOKED SO SEXY WITH ITS ROLLY THING. You: I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. You: I WAS CAUGHT IN THE MOMENT. You: I WANTED TO GET SEXY IN THIS CLUB. Stranger: WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TTTTTTTHHEEEEEEEEENNN :/ You: So this is the end of the parsnips? You: :'( Stranger: LETS SAY ONE NICE THING TO EACHOTHER BEFORE WE NEVER SEE EACHOTHER AGAIN! ME FIRST Stranger: I HOPE YOUR GIRLFRIEND GETS RAPED BY THE PERSON OF YOUR CHOOSING You: That was so sweet :') You: WELL You: I HOPE THAT THE EASTER BUNNY DOESN'T GIVE YOU SHIT IN AN EGG LIKE HE DID LAST TIME. Stranger: noooooooo! goodbye forever david! FOREVAR!! BTW THIS WAS A 12 YEAR OLD BOY You: Haha, srsly? You: xD Stranger: you bet your britches You: young warrior, You: you shall proceed. You: i give you the sword of You: turnips. You: You: WAIT, WHY ARE WE ONLINE SHOUTING? Stranger: MY CAP LOCK IS STUCK!! You: LOL. Stranger: OH NOES! D': You: IT WAS EDWARDS FAULT. You: ALLLLLL. HIIIIIIIS. FAAAAAAULT. You: STUPID PERVERT WHO WATCHES GUYS SLEEP. You: I'LL KILL THE SAUSAGE ROLLL. Stranger: RETARDED KILLER WHO TAKES BLOOD OUT OF PEOPLE! And there's more but if I post it all it's too long xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anakale Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 ^ YAY! You mentioned my facebook page to a stranger hehe xD'Don't you hate it when you spill something and the 'Vanish' woman walks in?' Yeah i did xD I thought it would look funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 You: Hey Stranger: hey follow me plzzzzzzzzz @LilRosa_012 You: Maybe . Stranger: kkk You: shure... nope. Justin kinda sucks. and kkk is a abbreviation for and infamous racist clan. Just saying... You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickkk Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Stranger: hey You: Welcome! You are the 10,000th visitor to omegle.com! Congratulations! Please proceed to the following link to get your free hair dye: dolphin.com/hairdyefreecontest Stranger: Stranger: really?! You: no... Stranger: FUCK. You: im just telling random people this to freak them out. Stranger: ohh. gotcha. Stranger: well, it worked>:[ You: plus if i had free hair dye, my head would be blue. Stranger: mine would be red You: mine is red right now xD Stranger: XD You: so whats your favorite band? Stranger: i don't believe in music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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