hairawr Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Harry you are being too serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catie Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 You: yo! Stranger: hi You: where have you been?! ive been looking for you everywhere Stranger: ???? You: you ran away from me at the mall and then i couldnt find you. and now youre here Stranger: ??? im the rong person You: no youre not! what are you talking about? You: were you drugged when you ran away from me? Stranger: .... You: why dont you remember? are you okay? no one hurt you right? Stranger: ....... You: i guess i jsut dont matter to you anymore. whatever. go have fun with your little dog You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie<3 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 catie you're amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hey You: I love you! Stranger: when can i tap that? You: My shoulder? anytime you need to. Stranger: i mean dat asssss You: Don't tap it. it tickles. Stranger: i wanna fuck you so hard You: orly?? You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catie Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Stranger: SUDDENLY A WILD ABRA APPEARS You: OH SHIT WHERE?! You: wait a wild what You: abra cadabra? Stranger: i ate it You: you ate the abra cadabra?! You: wtf Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildman Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Awesome, this turned into a Fort Minor song! Stranger: hello there You: Where did you go? Stranger: i miss you so You: I missed you too Stranger: how are you? You: Good, I havent seen you in FOREVER You: Please come back home! Stranger: i want you back You: Remember when we bbq burgers and ribs? You: used to have a party every halloween with candy by the pile Stranger: candy shop You: when you come back i wont be here You: and you'll say "where'd you go" Stranger: why? if you love me, won't you let me know? You: i'm sorry, you've been gone for too long! Stranger: i'm always where i need to be You: And that's not in my heart! Stranger: i'm in your mind Stranger: you know You: Why can I say I still miss you? Stranger: why don't you say? You: please come back home Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie<3 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 OMFG ERNIE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Yo! Stranger: hola! You: I love you!! Stranger: eres un negro!? You: amore! You: amore tue Stranger: no hablo italiano Stranger: pero me gusta Stranger: te amo tambien You: Te amo Stranger: como estas?' You: Te amo!! Stranger: de donde eres? You: America. Stranger: ahhhh si! yo tambien Stranger: como te llamas? You: Te Amo! You: no comprende Stranger: whats your name? You: Becca. Stranger: alright becca my name is josiah Stranger: so you love me? You: I guess. Yes, oh, yes, I do. You: wanna get married? Stranger: when and where Stranger: waaaait, how old are you first? You: In my room RIGHT NOW You: old enough. Stranger: ok jw Stranger: and idk where your room is so ur shit outta luck You: follow me. Stranger: lmao Stranger: right behind ya You: we're here! Stranger: i like what youve done with the place Stranger: so what else can we do in your room? You: thanks You: and, you know. stuff. Stranger: i like stuff, what kind of stuff tho? You: The stuff you wanna do. I dunno. Stranger: you dont wanna know the stuff i wanna do You: 0_o You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie<3 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 haha You: dont let me fall asleep feelin empty again Stranger: ghygggggg You: cause i feel i might break.. You: I CANT TAKE IT Stranger: go kill yourself Stranger: lolol You: i can feel the pressure. Stranger: really? You: yep, its getting closer now. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catie Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 im talking to someone now and it's just a normal conversation lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie<3 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: can i talk to you? Stranger: yes You: i dont think its gunna work out Stranger: wtf Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catie Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Stranger: Hi You: yo whats good Stranger: a 40 of mickeys sounds good Stranger: you? You: excuse me youre a what? sorry i dont think i understand Stranger: I said a 40 ounce container of Mickey's malt liquor sounds good right now. You: ohhhhhh my bad my bad. Stranger: where you from? You: US u? Stranger: same, state? You: NJ Stranger: ohh Stranger: CA here You: ohh very cool. how old are you Stranger: 19 Stranger: yourself? You: 17 Stranger: ok Stranger: so what you up to? You: being bored. got nothing to do hbu? Stranger: same pretty much Stranger: what do you do for fun? You: go to shows, the beach, chill with friend. hbu? are you a boy or girl? Stranger: boy. shows like punk shows? You: like bamboozle and warped tour. stuff like that Stranger: ohh bah humbug. You: don't like that stuff? Stranger: no, I went to warped once a few years ago. in my opinion it sucks now. You: yeah i've been going to warped tour for like three years now. i still love it. Stranger: ohh thats cool if your into that music You: yeah yea i am. well i like all different kinds Stranger: yeah, every single person on here apparently likes "anything except rap and country" You: haha well. i like rap i dont go around listening to it all the time tho. and country isnt that bad... i like taylor swift if that counts lmao. i never really listened to country Stranger: yeah, I like some country, though I consider taylor swift more pop, and the only rap I listen to is NWA You: yea youre right she would be more pop. well what do you listen to? what bands Stranger: country music? or just in general? You: just in general Stranger: mostly punk bands but I like lots of different types of music You: nice nice what about bands like a day to remember? or paramore? Stranger: no You: awww haha thats okay tho Stranger: yeah, just not my cup of tea You: yea theres nothign wrong with that Stranger: you ever listen to Ted Leo? You: nope never have Stranger: You should check him out. You might like it. You: okay i will thanks Stranger: yeah. so how was warped tour this year? You: pretty awesome. i had these passes that got my friends and me back by the tour buses it was pretty awesome. i got the worst sunburn tho Stranger: yeah, i remember it being hot as fuck You: yeah thats the only bad part about it. and i forgot to put sunscreen on lmao lmfao im having a full out conversation with this kid lmfao idk why i just decided not to mess with him lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildman Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 I came across a chinese man... I used babel fish... You: I'm in the business of misery, lets take it from the top, she got a body like an hourglass, it's ticking like a clock Stranger: girl? You: yes Stranger: I am not very good English You: me neither You: from? Stranger: CHINA You: 你好，你好吗? Stranger: hah \ Stranger: 你会中文啊 Stranger: 哈 You: 没有， i' 使用译者的 Stranger: I am also a translation and I say that you You: haha Stranger: Which the person you are You: 我喜欢阴茎 Stranger: 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 You: 是否是女孩？ Stranger: Pure Man You: very nice, I am a straight american man You: 非常好，我是一个平直的美国人 Stranger: 8 8. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie<3 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Stranger: horny 15 y.o male looking for sexy pics You: im falling more in love with every single word you say Stranger: wanna cut the bs Stranger: and get me some pix babe? You: are you being serious Stranger: why not? You: no seriously Stranger: unless youre self concious You: im a model. Stranger: how can i be sure of that? You: im a Hollister model. Stranger: you could be a dude for all i know You: and i'm older than you Stranger: how old? You: 16 Stranger: ill be 16 in september You: eww You have disconnected. lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildman Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 ^ Wow, amazing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie<3 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 haha i know right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 @ Catie Rap You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: oh jeez You: Yo Stranger: It said my connection imploded You: How's it going? Stranger: not too bad Stranger: i've been working on my mime act Stranger: ..... Stranger: .... You: lol sounds like a great time You: where are ya from? Stranger: yeah, i'm considering a lifestyle move Stranger: Canada You: Ahh alright not bad You: Boston You: This is a weird site Stranger: It is. Stranger: I had an interesting conversation going on, and it told me my connection imploded You: that sucks Stranger: Yeah. You: well hey I just wanted to see what this is all about. I'm gonna get going. I have to be up for work in 4 hours. Stranger: oh shiet. Stranger: good luck with that. You: lol I can never go to bed early You: its like the later it gets, I just wake up Stranger: a case of insomnia??!! You: I dont know, maybe You: Been like this for about 10 years or so now Stranger: thats quite some time. No problems with energy levels throughout the day? You: oh yeah, Im dead tired during the day You: feels like Im gonna pass out at the wheel on the way home You: 6-7 comes, and I just start to wake up. You: I dont get it, but I deal Stranger: hrmm You: Well have a good night I guess Stranger: good luck with tomorrow You: Thank you! Gotta admit, I think I'm gonna check this out here and there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 this is going to be good, haha. Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Darling! You: Sweetie! Stranger: I've missed you bunches! You: I have too! Stranger: COME TO MOMMY SWEETUMS! You: Okay! *goes to mommy* *hug* Stranger: *snuggles you into my bosum* You: I love you, mommy! Stranger: I love you too, pumpkin! Stranger: Now take a seat, Stranger: Mommy will fix you some orange juice You: okay Stranger: Tell Mommy about your day You: I had a great day! Stranger: Explain in more detail Jimmy... Stranger: You know mommy is very lonely.. Stranger: Tell her all about your day.. You: Well, i made a friend, his name is tommy. Stranger: More. You: and the teachers so nice! Stranger: Moar. You: and we made pictures! Stranger: What kind of pictures. You: I made a tree! You: *hands you picture of tree* Stranger: Thank you sweetie! Stranger: Its beautiful Stranger: We Stranger: We'll put it over your fathers picture in the dining room* Stranger: Bastard never gave me a dime anyway.. You: *looks at you* Stranger: Tell mommy more about your day! You: Thats about it... Stranger: You only made one friend? Stranger: What about ricky? You: yes. Stranger: Did he pick on you again You: oh, yeah. Stranger: He better not have stolen your lunch again You: he did. Stranger: Ill call that punkasses mother, give HER piece of my mind.. Stranger: You know, Stranger: If she just gave him some lunch, He wouldnt go around stealing yours. Stranger: I blame the parents. I really do. You: okay, mommy. Stranger: Good boy. You: I'm going to do homework in my room, bye mommy. You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catie Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 ^ LMAO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildman Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 You: hello Stranger: hey You: I'm Ernie Stranger: I"m Bert You: Niiiice You: My first name is robert You: I go by my middle name Ernest Stranger: Robert Ernie? Stranger: cool You: So, I'm Bert and Ernie Stranger: how did you become me? You: I dont know... o_O Stranger: stealing my identity! Stranger: You: wats ur last name then? Stranger: I have a last name?! Stranger: I dunno You: woah, I dont have one either! Stranger: crazy You: hellz yeah! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie<3 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: helloooo You: hey Stranger: wotcha doin Stranger: ? You: hey Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: \hey You: hey Stranger: hey Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: hey Stranger: hey You: hey You: hey Stranger: hey You: ehye You: hey Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: hey Stranger: hey You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catie Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 wait dan what about me?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: sup niga You: sup? Stranger: whats your favorite band? You: paramore You: you?? Stranger: not paramore Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catie Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Stranger: *unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce* You: YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE MY ONLY SUNSHINE YOU MAKE ME HAPPY WHEN SKIES ARE GREY Stranger: ... Stranger: You'll never know dear how much I love you You: SO PLEASE DONT TAKE MY SUNSHINE AWAY You: i think thats how it goes Stranger: Yeah, lol You: very nice You: so will you marryme Stranger: Of course =D You: omg yes! thank you ive been waiting my whole life for this day Stranger: Are you a guy? You: no Stranger: Our marriage is illegal where I live. Stranger: :S You: damnit that makes me sad Stranger: Me too :'( Stranger: Goodbye forever, my love. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie<3 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 You: i love you. Stranger: I love you too. You: <3 You: we should carve our name in a tree Stranger: m/f? Stranger: well what's your name? You: John Jacob Jinkle hiber schmidt, yours? Stranger: Mary poppins You: your dress is poofy Stranger: thank you. You: you're welcome! You: so, MJ+JJJHS 4 EVER? Stranger: JJJHS+MP <3 You: just call me john jacob jinkle hiber for short Stranger: call me Mary poppy for short You: kay i will You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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