MyHero Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 Stranger: ih, You: Hi, are you horny? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: I am male - sorry if this disappoints you. You: I am a female- sorry if this disappoints YOU Stranger: No, it doesn't. Stranger: Neither disappoint me, I just come here for conversation. You: ok. Stranger: good! that's settled then You: half of te people on here are half-wits looking for cyber O_O. You: /the Stranger: yep! Stranger: that's why I put the warning message Stranger: to get rid of them quicker You: haha Stranger: it works too You: so, You: whats up? Stranger: not much Stranger: bored Stranger: it's like 1am here Stranger: nothing else to do Stranger: you? You: It's oly 5:50pm here. just on the computer. and I think someone just screamed out side. You: *only Stranger: xD Stranger: Maybe you should go and investigate You: I don't wanna get shot Stranger: Oh yeah, right, you have guns there You: tis place is gang infested. You: *this Stranger: crazy You: yeah You: where are you from Stranger: england You: cool Stranger: you? You: usa You: so. still there? hey look, I can enter without sending! Stranger: yes i am Stranger: which state You: colorado Stranger: niggerdicks Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 Whoa, where did that come from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyHero Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 That was weird. Seemed to be chatting nicely until the end. You're too young to be hearing that sort of crap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyHero Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 I had a really nice long chat with a young lady from the U.S who was telling me about her studies and what she wants to do. We were talking about places we've travelled to and wildlife. Nice way to end an evening me thinks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 That was weird. Seemed to be chatting nicely until the end. You're too young to be hearing that sort of crap! heard it all before. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: NORWAY? You: SWEDEN Stranger: :D:D:D:D:D:D Stranger: Så du er fra Sverige? You: no comprende You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLittleDecoy Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 omg best thing ever Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: GLADYS? You: OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW Stranger: OMFG I THOUGHT YOU DIED! You: I CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD Stranger: HOLY SHIZZ! Stranger: HOW THE HELL? You: WEIRD ASS SHIT RIGHT Stranger: HELL YEAH! Stranger: anyway,do you have my money then. You: nope i spent it before i died You: then i came back Stranger: better get that shit to me by next friday. You: fiine ill rob a bank, ok? Stranger: fine. Stranger: what about the stuff? You: the stuff is in cambodia Stranger: then how do i get it. Stranger: i need those gummy worms dude. You: i know theyre like fuckin amazing Stranger: i know right. You: so get on a plane to cambodia in 24 hours You: then go to a giant haunted castle You: and there will be a man Stranger: is he naked? You: he You: is wearing a condom You: thats it Stranger: oh wonderful. Stranger: is he a rapist though? You: nono its just an act for you to get those gummy worms Stranger: lmfao ok. You: and then he'll say "YOU MAKE ME HORNY" Stranger: cant i just take the gummy worms and run? You: noooo and then you have to say "LETS HAVE HOT SEX BABY" and then he'llgive you the gummy worms peacefully] You: but if he does try to rape you, take the gummy worms and run Stranger: okay great. Stranger: then im gonna go get some vodka. You: yea yea get me some too You: that is good stuff Stranger: hell yeah. You: but not better than those gummy worms You: those are the shit Stranger: yeah but.. Stranger: what if we mix them together? You: we have the best creation better You: and then we'll sell it and be rollin in the benjamins Stranger: oh hell yeah. Stranger: i'll provide the vodka.you bring the gummy worms. You: ok Stranger: great. Stranger: i'll bring my grandma too. You: MAN I LOVE YOUR GRANDMA. she makes good cookies. well i got to go, gotta eat some brains to survive cuz you know, im undead You: so see you in 24 hours Stranger: yeah yeah.well enjoy. Stranger: farewell. Your conversational partner has disconnected. bahahaha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 Not sure if I trust this girl or not.- Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: I have a rash Stranger: knock knock! You: whos there? Stranger: DISCO! You: I know this one! Stranger: haha Stranger: okay Stranger: cuz I wasn't gonna disconnect anyway You: disconect! You: are you from the pf boards? Stranger: I have no idea what that is You: paramore fans, haha Stranger: Oohh Stranger: I used to listen to them abit Stranger: their newest video is coo You: I know, huh Stranger: I like Tokio Hotel, Hollywood Undead, Eminem, Manzini and them better though =) You: TOKIO HOTEL!!! You: YES! YES! YES! Stranger: fuck Stranger: I was gonna mess with you Stranger: and be like I'm Tom Stranger: Stranger: I could be You: haha. You: I'm in love with toms brother, lmfao. Stranger: have you ever met him before? Stranger: I've met them all, no lie. Stranger: it was awesome You: I haven't. and sick! I so wanna meet them. Stranger: haha Stranger: I saw them at a rest stop, ironically You: 0_0. Stranger: it was really late at night Stranger: yeah. Stranger: I'm not even allowed to tell you anything but you're a stranger so I don't care You: yeah. haha.I thing, m or f? Stranger: female You: same, if you didn't conclude to that yet Stranger: yeah I did awhile ago Stranger: but it was amazing Stranger: Tom is really charming Stranger: and Bill... *_* Stranger: Georg and Gustav weren't there, unfortunately... You: I would be like *faint* and, aww, that sucks. How tall were they? You: haha Stranger: haha I acted real chill around them, actually. I don't treat stars differently, probably cuz I'm sort of one myself. You: ??? Stranger: they're pretty tall, but then again I'm short. I reached their chins You: I'm 4'10 O_O. Stranger: I'm just a dancer, it's nothing big. bt I'm pretty known in my city You: ok. Stranger: oh, I'm about 5'5" You: god, they must be like, 6 foot. Stranger: yeah, Bill told me he's about 6'1" without the boots Stranger: with them it adds another inch Stranger: Tom is about 6ft if I remember him telling me You: It's hailing... anyways. dang, I'll reach 5'3, if I'm lucky. Stranger: haha Stranger: how old are you? 14? You: lol, no. I'm 3 years younger 0_o Stranger: oh, man. Stranger: you're young Stranger: I'm 17 You: yeah. and same age as my sister Stranger: haha Stranger: if you ever meet them, don't tell them you can see up their noses You: it's hailing hard O_O and, ok. that made me laugh hard. Stranger: hahaha Stranger: it's not raining or hailing here Stranger: now that I'm talking to you, I'm just remembering my night with them. Stranger: do you wanna know more? Stranger: or change the topic? You: more. Stranger: what do you wanna know? Stranger: ask and I'll answer Stranger: I had to sign a contract not to answer... but I never follow rules You: lol. anyways, are you german or american? Stranger: I'm American Stranger: well Stranger: not really.. but I live in America Stranger: I'm from India - the twins said I look really pretty and exotic You: . I probably would faint. I'm just a plain old american, though Stranger: awh, don't think that. You: I'm afraid that, if I ever would meet them they would kinda have a hard time understanding me cause I have some type of speech disorder. I just sound sort of weird. Stranger: it's alright. the twins are VERY nice, let me tell you. You: wow, they're like, really perfect. If only i was many years older... lol. and my problem is like, forming some word with my mouth. kinda sucks, but, at least i can talk. Stranger: yeah, I'm sure you're fine. Stranger: they're not perfect - their tan lines are hilarious! Stranger: and Bill's got a nipple piercing You: haha. I doubt I'll ever be able to go to a concert, even. I'm pretty close to going to a paramore one in october, but still. and, really? Stranger: aw, where do you live? Stranger: yeah, Bill showed me. :B Stranger: left nipple *__* You: colorado. and whoa. Stranger: Oh, by Denver maybe? Stranger: I know a friend that lives there You: yes, in actually Stranger: oh haha Stranger: they performed at the Gothic Stranger: but anyway Stranger: yeah, he really did. I got to ... hehe... Stranger: I don't really wanna give too much away Stranger: though I've already hinted at it Stranger: You: haha Stranger: anyway Stranger: ... Stranger: since you seem kind of uncomfortable hearing about my endevors with the twins... You: no, it's all good Stranger: oh Stranger: I dunno Stranger: cuz you're not asking Stranger: so maybe ou're respecting our privacy Stranger: or you just don't give a shit. XD You: I dn't know what to ask. You: *don't Stranger: oh Stranger: haha Stranger: I'm only allowed to tell if someone asks Stranger: soooo. Stranger: yeah You: err. tell me what to ask xD Stranger: just ask what comes to your mind You: ummm... Stranger: hhhmmm... Stranger: haha You: errr, who accent was more prominent (sp?)? Stranger: Bill Stranger: he talks the most, but his accent is still the strongest. Tom's is still pretty strong too, though. You: I watched something where all of th speaking english and I'm pretty sure Georg's accent is the least noticable. You: *th were Stranger: I don't know - haven't met him personally You: err, if I find it I'll link it. Stranger: no, it's okay Stranger: I've heard Georg talk, just not like... to me You: Nevermind, Gustav's accent is least noticeable. he's the one who talk the least, though. ironic. You: *talkS Stranger: haha yeah Stranger: it's all cool Stranger: the twins really like junk food Stranger: they bought me chips :B Stranger: well, Chex Mix, but whatever You: I think the only healthy stuff I eat is dinner and some of the school lunches. I amazed I'm not like, 500 pounds. I'm not even 100... Stranger: haha I'm like... 130, but it's because of muscle You: Yeah. I think I read somewhere the twins are like, around 110 pound. i was like nuh-uh. If so, i have a friend whos 8 years younger then them and 100 pounds heavier (she's a bit heavy) and a friend whos 10 years younger and the same! You: It's weird. Stranger: the twins are skinny as HELL Stranger: like, they have chicken legs. no meat on their thighs Stranger: Tom only gives off the illusian thanks to his abs and biceps Stranger: but the twins are really, really, REALLY thin. You: jeez. Stranger: but hey, they must have lean muscles because they could hold me up You: whoa. thats just really weird. I wonder wat size Bill wears. he must ahve some custom made jeans, I don't think you can find jeans so small around the waist and so long Stranger: hahaha he wears his jeans around the hips Stranger: but when it's just him and Tom (and me ) he wears actually pretty normal, baggyish clothing You: yeah. I'd imagine it'd get pretty uncomfortable wearing tight pants and jackets all the time. Stranger: mmm... so he dresses really normally when he's not on stage Stranger: it's really a nice change. to see them as normal people, not as these rock stars You: tom probably wears the same stuff all the time. it's so baggy, it doesn't really matter. Stranger: actually, no Stranger: I dont know if it was because they were trying to be "disguised" but he was wearing about the same size jeans as Bill Stranger: it was amazing haha You: weird Stranger: I guess they wanted to be out of the spotlight haha Stranger: and just forget... be two normal guys You: yeah. Stranger: haha yeah Stranger: they're really good kissers, too You: ??? Stranger: You: come on, that ??? was asking the question I didn't wanna ask. Stranger: go ahead, ask Stranger: it's not violating anythin Stranger: you don't even know me You: that just a kinda embarssing question to ask anyone. I'm implying it. gosh... Stranger: haha well I'm not allowed to answer unless you directly ask Stranger: it's not embarrassing Stranger: just ask if you want Stranger: it's better than beating around the bush You: fine, you you kiss them? Stranger: mmm.. yes. You: *did. that was a stupid typo Stranger: it's okay. I understood it haha Stranger: you understood what? You: ?? Stranger: oh wait Stranger: I just read my own IM. don't mind me. hahah You: lol. I was like, wait, what? Stranger: hahah yeahh I do that sometimes You: well, um... I don't know what else to ask.... err, say something about Tom's lipring. Stranger: he knows how to use it to its best abilities *_* You: like what? Stranger: like when kissing Stranger: lips, neck, other stuff... Stranger: sldfjslkj... he makes it feel awesome Stranger: but I shouldn't be telling you this since you're just 11 or so You: I don't give a damn. Stranger: haha Stranger: I dunno if you'd had THAT talk yet Stranger: so I'm tryin to be cautious You: Go ahead, i don't care. You think of something, I've probably already heard about it. (you don't know how graphic and perverted fifth graders can be) Stranger: I've been there before. Stranger: haha Stranger: now I'm heading for college. gahh You: dang, i'm only entering 6th grade in 3 days O_O. Stranger: haha it's all cool Stranger: you're still young Stranger: I'm closer to the twins' age than yours Stranger: my sister is closer to your age You: The twins are going to be twenty next month. what day? sorry, but two people close to me's birthdays are all around the same rime. Stranger: the 1st Stranger: THEY INVITED ME TO THEIR PARTY, OMG You: thats easy to remeber and 0_0. No. Way. Stranger: YES. Stranger: I'm flying there in about a week and a half You: n jm. You: sorry, I just momentarily blacked out Stranger: o_o Stranger: are you okay?? You: yes. i think. the side my face hurts just a bit, but I think I'll survive. Stranger: oh man. Stranger: do you black out a lot? You: sometimes. You: if I get too excited, or scared. or too like, =O. Stranger: oh Stranger: were you like =O just now? You: pretty much. thats insanley cool. but it was probably some other stuff aswell, like scurrying around, trying to get school stuff ready. Stranger: Oohh Stranger: I guess it is cool. I'm not too sure what to get them Stranger: maybe if I just showed up and put a bow on my head. You: yeah, it's stressful, but at least I'm going to the same school and having the same teacher... and, thats one thing I don't really like about birthdays. and, tha'd be a great present xD Stranger: mmmhm Stranger: they might even have a secret girlfriend *hint* You: *you hinter. hint moar* Stranger: haha ask moar and I shallz hintz moar You: I ask joo to give meh moar hintzz Stranger: joo needz to ask moarz direct queztions You: are joo 1 of themz secret girlfiriendzz?? Stranger: durz only 1 Stranger: und ich miiiiight be You: whoz iz itzzzzz Stranger: meee Stranger: You: I iz soo confuzzled. Stranger: haha Stranger: I'm der spechul girl. Stranger: their girlfriend You: which one!!1!!1!1!#!@!!! Stranger: both, haha Stranger: they share me. I have bth of them You: ??? You: ok denzz Stranger: thenn...??? You: I don't know! Stranger: you ask Stranger: I shall answer. Stranger: =D Stranger: they've been smiling a lot lately, hav eyou noticed? You: kinda. Stranger: =) You: so, you opinons on the alleged assault that tom commited or something like that? Stranger: that girl deserved it You: what exactly did she do? Stranger: she was like talking to him and stuff through the car window (I was there) and like, he threw his cigarete outside and she did a stupid thing and like, put it out against his car Stranger: so he got out and punched her Stranger: not even hard, though You: hmm. You: any clue how gustav is doing? Stranger: he's fine Stranger: he's not letting it get to him You: you know what I'm talking about? Stranger: the fight he had? and the stitches right? You: yeah =) Stranger: mmhmm Stranger: he's doing okay Stranger: they're in SA right now Stranger: (south africa) You: sweet. I might have to go soon, so, have anything else to tell me? Stranger: I dunno Stranger: have anything else to ask? Stranger: Tom just called Stranger: he says "hallo" bye the way Stranger: by* You: ok. well, I don't habe much else to ask, and tell him I say hi. bye, I guess. You have disconnected. also: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hello You: hi Stranger: Heil to the fuher You: bitch nazi You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 love the last ending Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyHero Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 Stranger: WENTZ BE WITH YOU You: Hey! U a chick? Stranger: yes You: where from? Stranger: i can see your house You: That's cos u so fat, u can see everyone's house. Your conversational partner has disconnected. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildman Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Wow, I just had the best conversation ever, I even got the guy's facebook! Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: Ninja or pirate? Stranger: zombie ninja pirate You: That doesn't count. You fail the first test. Stranger: whats the second test? You: Where is my dog? Stranger: in bed with you You: You pass the second test Stranger: and the third? You: Why was six afraid of seven? Stranger: cos seven was a freaking cannibal You: You fail the third test You: Answer: You: Because seven eight nine Stranger: yah thats what i said Stranger: seven is a cannibal Stranger: cos it eight nint Stranger: *nine You: Silence grasshopper You: Fourth test: You: If I have six rice balls and I give 3 away, then given 14 rice balls and 2 were taken away. How many rice balls did I start off with? Stranger: six? You: Correct, you pass the fourth test. Stranger: (>)> You: Fifth and final test: You: What is your asl? Stranger: oh come one, all that for the biggest anticlimax imaginable Stranger: you disappoint me Stranger: You: You pass the last test. You: The test of voulnerability. Stranger: oh, awesome You: Good work chosen one. Stranger: as always Stranger: do i get a cookie? You: Cookies are for trolls. You get master sword. Stranger: ok fair enough Stranger: hold on a sec Stranger: i didnt pass all the tests Stranger: how can i be the chosen one? You: You passed a majority, that makes you a true ninja. Stranger: *zombie ninja pirate You: You learn by mistakes. Stranger: i cant unlearn being a zombie You: I am sensei, what I say goes! Stranger: but... You: But what? Young warrior? Stranger: nothing master You: Better be! You: So, in all seriousness, what is your asl? Stranger: well, as i said before, ANTICLIMAX You: But that's over Stranger: you cant just drop the roleplay like a hot potato Stranger: and then make it worse by saying asl You: Right, you have already outwitted your master Stranger: thats like, stabbing a kttien Stranger: *kitten You: Test number six: You: If you are at a fork in the road, do you go left or right? Stranger: no Stranger: i use my knife to cut the fork in half and carry straight on You: Just the answer I was looking for. Stranger: ive been studying You: Test seven: You: If I were to go out of roleplay do you: A) Disconnect Cry C) Carry on and whip that master back to shape? Stranger: i think id carry on with the charade until you grow tired and disconnect You: Test eight: You: Would I ever disconnect? Stranger: only time will tell Stranger: but if you did disconnect now i would be left with a horrible sense of unfulfillment You: I never disconnect, I wait for the other to. You: If you ever disconnect, can I get your Facebook, MySpace or email? Stranger: i has facebook You: Test eight: Stranger: weve already had test eight You: Test Nine: You: Add me: http://www.facebook.com/TitanSamurai?ref=profile Stranger: hmmmmm You: Hmmmm what? Stranger: ive not added randomers from omegle before You: Trust me. My profile is open too. Stranger: no it isnt Stranger: it says you only share info with certain people You: Really? I thought I changed it. Stranger: apparently not You: I will. Gimme a sec Stranger: still not seeing a lot of info You: Hmm... Weird, it says it's unlocked. You: Add me and you pass. Stranger: hmmmm i dunno You: I like you. I gotta talk to you again. Stranger: are you in america? You: Yes. You? Stranger: england You: Nice. I have some English friends on my fb. Stranger: you look quite young You: I'm 17 You: You? Stranger: 20 You: Sweet. You: Now I'm totally out of character. You: lol Stranger: yep Stranger: the magic is lost You: Crap. Stranger: you have falied me, sensei Stranger: *failed You: I failed the Uchiha clan. Stranger: *Removed link* Stranger: not sure how much of my info is open You: Its all locked Jack. Stranger: as was yours Ernie You: Haha, nice. Stranger: what is? You: Nothing, just a figure of speech. You: lol Stranger: fair beans You: I'm adding you. Stranger: add away Stranger: i'll add you back You: As I just did. You: Just got the notification. Stranger: cool You: You look young too. Stranger: i do my best You: Haha Stranger: its more of a lifestyle You: As I can see. Stranger: well, i must admit that its 5:10am Stranger: and im rather sleepy You: I would guess so, what is it, like four in the morning? You: Oh, haha. You: Yeah, it's like 23:10 here Stranger: mm Stranger: well, ill catch you later Ernie You: Ok, cya Stranger: night Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catie Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 hahahahahahaha wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildman Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 It was the best conversation I've ever had on there. I love role-playing stuff on there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephbob Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 they started it... Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: aye! You: AYE! Stranger: whats up? You: AYE! Stranger: aye You: oh aye Stranger: ah aye You: ...ya aye Stranger: ok You: aye. Stranger: bye You: aye. Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: asl You: 11/f/usa Stranger: 12 f uk You: good, someone whos not 28 and saying I'm too young to be on here. Stranger: same her Stranger: here You: so. how are ou? You: *you Stranger: im good thnx you? You: I'm good. just slightly in pain. Stranger: why? You: I got 3 shots in my arm today. Stranger: shots? You: you know. whit the needle and the medicine. Stranger: oohhhhh You: *with You: and, yeah. it hurt Stranger: i know Stranger: i had to have one in my leg Stranger: whats ur name? Stranger: hello??? You: Sorry You: Rebecca. Stranger: nice name nicole You: I like your name as well. Stranger: thnx You: sorry if I take a long time to reply to you, I'm on some other website. Stranger: ok Stranger: i was looking for a boyfreind You: on line or IRL? Stranger: on omegle You: ummmm...... You: I'm a bit younger than you and I have a better head on my shoulders. You: Thats just creepy. Stranger: only by a year You: however, I must confess that I was once married to a 13 year old named Brandon. You: on here. Stranger: of course You: hah. You: It's a funny story. Stranger: i bet You: I'll post it on here if you'd like. I'm sure I put it down somewhere. Stranger: dnt worry You: err, It's somewhere. haha. Stranger: haha You: can't find it. Basically, I was like I LOVE YOU! and he was like i LOVE YOU TOO! and then I was like LETS GET MARRIED! Stranger: hihi You: almost time for dinner here. but I can still talk. Stranger: it 1 30 am here You: jeez. You: I gotta go. byes. You have disconnected. I got bored. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: Hi. Stranger: that wasnt a very enthusiastic hi You: HELLO!!! Stranger: thank you. You: ok then. Stranger: hows ife? Stranger: *life You: ok. Stranger: you arent a very enthusiastic person. just putting that out there. You: so? Stranger: boring, dull, monotonous people never get far in life. You: I'm not dull. I'm just not like OMGHYPERCREATIVETIME! right now. I'm content. Stranger: fair enough. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 BUMP! Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hello Stranger: how's going You: pretty good. I'm just bored. Stranger: k Stranger: everyone is You: yup. Stranger: but.............it's time for Christmas Stranger: unless you don't celebrate it You: I do You: It makes me happy, haha. Stranger: yeah, it does Stranger: have you got the first snow yet? You: We did 2-3 months ago. Stranger: (!) that cold there? Stranger: gees You: Colorado, Stranger: (!) Stranger: just got it 2 days ago You: I don't want to be creeper, but where do you live? Stranger: I live in ohio but I'm from Asia You: So, what do you want for Christmas? Stranger: a group of guys lol Stranger: jkjk You: haha. I want one of those net books, the little laptop things that have like, 9 inch screens. a group of boys works too haha. Stranger: haha Stranger: true Stranger: I gtg You: okay. Stranger: nice talking to you You: likewise. bye You have disconnected. another one Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Mother -- why are you holding that knife? Stranger: Mother -- Stranger: No! You: RAWR Stranger: Mother! Stranger: Please -- mama, mommy -- please don't hit me again -- mother! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeganxMiracle Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 stranger: hi You: ARGGG Stranger: asl? You: I'M A PIRATE You: GIMME YOUR BOOTIE You: ARE YOU ME MATEY? You: YARGGG You: WHERE ME BURIED TREASURE? You: WHERE IS IT? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 ^ Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: wanna get married? Stranger: yes. yes please. You: awesome. where? Stranger: ur bathroom. Stranger: and everyone has to be naked. You: that'll work You: I'll send out invites. You: and I'm done Stranger: ok good You: who will be the musician? Stranger: the backstreet boys You: I want it that way You: and Stranger: i want u that way You: stop playing games with my heart! Stranger: so Stranger: is this a gay wedding or a straight one You: I'm a girl. hbu? You: If you are too, that'll work. I'm straight but I like rainbows. Stranger: well im a guy Stranger: so our parents wont get mad You: as long as you love me. You: haha. You: BSB ftw Stranger: haha hell yes. Stranger: how old are u? You: aye, age is but a number. Stranger: lol Stranger: so do i get to see what the bride looks like? You: haha, I have no good pictures Stranger: they dont need to be good Stranger: im sure ur beautiful anyway You: I don't really have any, but yeah. awwwh, thank you. Stranger: no problem You: so, i say we get this started. Stranger: alright lets do it You: what songs? Stranger: quit playing games with my heart Stranger: i want it that way Stranger: my love is all i have to give You: by the way, I'm Rebecca Stranger: im vinnv Stranger: vinny* You: nice. Stranger: so really do i get to see the bride before the wedding? You: nope. I'm telling you, I have no pictures. Stranger: lol ok Stranger: before u said no good ones Stranger: its fine though You: ok. Stranger: so who did u send the invites to? You: a couple internet friends, you know. and my cat. Stranger: shit Stranger: i dont know if we can do it naked anymore Stranger: i dont want ur cat to see me like that You: Indeed. her poor, innocent eyes. Stranger: exactly You: I'll get her a blind fold. Stranger: ahh good idea You: she likes backstreet oys. a lot. You: *boys Stranger: ok so she can come we just have to put a blind fold on her You: thats taken care of Stranger: i know i was just restating it to make sure You: alright. You: so, ready. You: *? You: not a . Stranger: yes im ready Stranger: i just gotta get my tux Stranger: wait that wont be necessary You: yup. You: and my wedding dress is at the wash, so yeah, good thing I don't need it Stranger: lol ok Stranger: i gotta go Stranger: but ill see u at the wedding :0 Stranger: * You: alright. Stranger: do u have a facebook or myspace or anything? You: e-mail. You: reason.no34@yahoo.com. You: yup. Stranger: so do i get to know how old u are before i go? You: betwwen 10-15 Stranger: lol ok You: *between Stranger: ill let u know im 17 You: ok. You: well. bye. You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erin Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Stranger: hey You: DANCE PARTY! Stranger: WOOOOOOO You: *busts out in tastless dance moves* Stranger: GO Stranger: GO Stranger: GO Stranger: GO Stranger: GO Stranger: GO Stranger: GO Stranger: GO Stranger: GO Stranger: GO Stranger: GO Stranger: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeganxMiracle Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: We belong togethurrr OH yeahhh Stranger: You: Baby, I love you Stranger: asl? You: Whatever you want me to be You: [; You: Sweet cheeks, what chu doin'? You: I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE CANDAY SHOP You: I'LL LET YOU LICK LOTS OF LOLLIPOPS You: GO 'HED BABEH DON'T CHU' STOP Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: DINOSAUR Stranger: hmm, probably triceratops Stranger: you? You: T-rex You: a friendly t-rex. Stranger: lol You: or a megaledon. Stranger: yeah? Stranger: sounds big You: It was like, a shark. You: but IRL i'm not big. I'm 5'0 haha Stranger: lol Stranger: compensating! =P You: uh- huh. anyways. I'm Rebecca Stranger: Evan Stranger: nice to meet you =] You: likewise. Stranger: so, ninja or pirate? You: Zombie ninja pirate Stranger: oh wow Stranger: but, woldnt the zombie and ninja kinda cancel out? Stranger: zombies are pretty uncoordinated You: There has never been a zombie as coordinated as me. You: so, how about you? Stranger: i'd go with pirate You: weapon of choice? Stranger: pitchfork You: nunchucks. Stranger: nice You: since when do pirates walk around with pitchforks? Stranger: i donno, but it sounded cool =P Stranger: it was either that, or a cannon You: Isn't that the angry villager's weapon of choice? Stranger: or badass pirate? Stranger: who can know for sure You: The potatoes. they know everything Stranger: really? Stranger: i've never stopped to ask You: shit son, they told me the square root of pi Stranger: oh damn Stranger: and to think, i put a dozen of them to waste making mashed potatoes for thanksgiving dinner Stranger: =\ Stranger: oopsies 0=-] You: I know, huh. they're just so yummy. Stranger: yep! You: The potatoes told me theres a ninja version of the pitchfork You: but cooler Stranger: and what's that called? You: sai Stranger: oh, of course Stranger: Raphael's weapon of choice Stranger: and that one dude in the matrix You: yus sir. You: but nunchucks are cooler Stranger: i donno.... You: I could batter you to death Stranger: =-o Stranger: please no! You: I wouldn't Stranger: hey wait, you said you were 5 foot tall Stranger: i'm pretty sure i could take you Stranger: bring it! You: Bitch please. You: Have you seen midget wrestling Stranger: lol Stranger: no Stranger: should i? You: they're 2 feet shorter than me and kick some serious ass. Stranger: well Stranger: i still think i would win Stranger: dont think i'd take it easy cause you're a girl You: you're going down Stranger: where shall we meet? Stranger: oh wait!, not supposed to meet up with people online =-o You: haha. Stranger: you could be a creepy old man! You: I'm a short, young girl Stranger: okay Stranger: i'll take your word for it Stranger: i'm the creepy old man here You: haha, how old are you? Stranger: 18 You: theres only a 7 year difference. Stranger: is that all? You: I'm not 8, so yeah, I guess so. Stranger: thats only all of highschool and middleschool You: yup You: so, what now? Stranger: i donno Stranger: what now? You: My mouse pad has a deep cut in it. Stranger: how did that happen? You: I think someone tried to kill it. Stranger: =[ Stranger: who would do that to an innocent mousepad? You: the potatoes tell me it was the vikings Stranger: hmm Stranger: i dont know if i believe that Stranger: i havent seen a viking lately You: either a viking, or an opera singer. the potatoes spidy senses are tingling Stranger: could be a viking opera singer? Stranger: and may i ask why you are consulting a potatoe? You: because it knows all Stranger: but, some things are better left unknown Stranger: some mystery is a good thing You: yup. You: my computer's being weird' Stranger: how so? You: whenever I right click that thing doesn't show up. Stranger: the box thing? You: yeah Stranger: do you have a mac? Stranger: they only have one button =P You: nope. Stranger: just checking, lol You: It's just a cler box. You: *clear Stranger: hmm Stranger: i dont think i can help you with that You: oh well. Stranger: what do you need it for? You: some other wesite Stranger: like what? You: website and to copy a harry potter spell I'm a bit too lazy to type haha. Stranger: lol Stranger: which one? You: your gonna have me type it? thats jacked up. You: expecto patronum. Stranger: lol Stranger: sorry! You: anyways. Stranger: hmm You: you like Harry potter at all? I'm a bit of a nerd. Stranger: uhh Stranger: i havent kept up with it Stranger: read the first few You: I read all seven books when I was like, 9 haha. Stranger: nice Stranger: i think i read the first 4 You: I remember when i was reading the 4th book at a sleep over someone tore the front cover off. Stranger: =-o Stranger: what for? You: No clue Stranger: bummer Stranger: did you beat him/her up? You: I don't know who did it. Stranger: wow Stranger: you couldnt even kill them with nunchucks =\ Stranger: ask the potatoes! You: of course You: also, that night we were all sleeping on a mattress in a hallway and we saw a hand behind the clothes washer and we all freaked out Stranger: haha Stranger: was it real? You: I might've been a ghost or something, haha You: yeah. so, next weekend I'm gonna have a sleep over at my best friend's house. I'm pretty stoked. Stranger: i have a sleepover with my best friend every night! You: nice. guess how late i stayed up last night talking to my friend. Stranger: how late? Stranger: (me and my best friend are roommates) You: I called her at one in the morning till 3:30 in the morning. it was fun. and, thats what I intend on doing with Cristiana when i turn eighteen. You: Cristiana is the friend Stranger: cool Stranger: good luck with that =] Stranger: ihad to go to bed early last night You: my mom says I have to go, but you can get my e-mail if you want it. You: ...ello? Stranger: sure, why not You: reason.no34@yahoo.com You: well, bye. Stranger: see ya! Stranger: nice to meet you =] You: likewise. You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain.obvious Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hji You: hji You: do you like eggs Stranger: yeah You: me too You: i want to get you naked and cover your body with eggs, and then eat them off Stranger: ok yumy Stranger: i hope your not a dude Stranger: caus that would be gay Stranger: super gay You: Stranger: yeah fuck it yiur guy Stranger: wowowo Stranger: sick Stranger: thanks u killed my night Stranger: goodjob You: youre welcome Stranger: wowow Stranger: asshole Your conversational partner has disconnected It must have been something I said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain.obvious Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.] Stranger: hey Stranger: asl? You: 12/f Stranger: where? You: california Stranger: cool You: i usually dont trust people i meet on the internet but you seem respectable Stranger: whats it like in California? Stranger: ive always wanted to go there? You: its really nice You: you should come visit me You: how old are you? Stranger: 56 You: is 12 too young for you Stranger: of course not haha Stranger: im a friend Stranger: do you know how to work a camera? You: im not sure Stranger: do your parents have a camera? You: yes Stranger: PICS! You: what kind of pics? Stranger: send me some Stranger: whatever you want sweetie You: what would you prefer? Stranger: anything you want to do You: would you be interested in nudes? Stranger: if you want..... You: i'll go get the camera now You: *walks into the other room* You: *Chris Hansen walks in* You: Here you are again, online looking for children. Stranger: whos that? Stranger: ??? You: My name is Chris Hansen, and I'm with Dateline NBC doing another investigation on adults who go on the internet for sex. Stranger: hahahahahahahaha Stranger: im not Stranger: were just talking man You: Yeah, yeah thats what they all say. Stranger: whatever man Your conversational partner has disconnected. Could have been better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Ha ha ha. Thats awesome. Sick, but awesome at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erin Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 wait.. is the sex offender thing legit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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