Catie Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 LMFAO ALLIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie<3 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 lol im great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie<3 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Stranger: Hello You: Howdy You: i'm cold, i live in antartica Stranger: oh..nice Stranger: and what time is in Antartica? You: ice cicles are on the clock so i dont know Stranger: oh..good for you..ice cicles are on my eyes..so i can't write Your conversational partner has disconnected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Yella? You: hello. a/s/l? Stranger: Yella matey!!!!! Stranger: 22, male, Brazil Stranger: u? You: 21, female, antartica. Stranger: liar liar your pants Stranger: ON FIAR Stranger: LOOOOOOL You: nuh-uh. Stranger: Do you think the universe is gonna end? You: nope... You: I'm COOOLD!!!! Stranger: Orly? Stranger: Is is snowing outside? You: yesss. Stranger: Its winter in brazil, but its never really cold-cold You: I know. Equator. Stranger: like 22 celcium Stranger: whats that? like 75f? You: yeah, and it about... -36 f. here. Stranger: ROFL You: no lie. Stranger: So, female stranger. What do you do in Antartica? Stranger: What do you there for fun? haha You: Play with penguins Stranger: O.. Do they have penguins in antartica? You: No. haha. Stranger: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA You: stero-type- I've never seen one. Stranger: Aint thaw vvveird? You: yupp. Stranger: U know too little about your own lang mang You: I do too know lots Stranger: What country r u in? Stranger: Antartica is divided by all countries, u know that, right? ;D You: yup. I'd rather not say. You: Jūsu a ielasmeita Stranger: LOL Stranger: duuude u cant just google that stuf anc ctl+c it Stranger: cuz its gonna have an ENTER in between You: I know. haha. You: I was jk Stranger: hahahahaha Stranger: Busted! Stranger: aiite stranger, was fun to talk to you. You: fun talkig to you. Stranger: I wish you a long life in Antartica Stranger: And beware of them polar bears Stranger: they evil mang You: Peace. and ok, I know.. Stranger: They mad cuz they have no pengs Stranger: You: trueeee Stranger: deuces :* haha. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hey You: hellp You: *hello Stranger: yellow You: bello You: fellow You: dellow You: pellow Stranger: cool Stranger: sex? You: SURE. Stranger: cheers You: haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie<3 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Stranger: hey You: Hi. Stranger: how are you ? You: im freezing, i was out playing with the penguins earlier, i live in antartica. Stranger: did u play with them? You: yep, we played fetch Stranger: okay You: dont be hatin Stranger: the pinguins throw the stick Stranger: and you get it? You: we switch off every 10 minutes Stranger: okay Stranger: thats kind You: penguins need to have fun too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catie Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 you know what would be funny? if one of use ends up talking to each other and posts the same convo idk jus tthought about that lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 ^^ so true. haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie<3 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 i thought my last one was hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catie Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Stranger: hey You: whats good? Stranger: not alot you? You: pretty bored. You: where you from Stranger: canada you? You: italy Stranger: sick Stranger: do you drive? You: yeah Stranger: what do you drive? You: a car You: i can make pasta for you if u wany You: want* Stranger: haha Stranger: im a cook Stranger: ill do fine You: ewwww fine Stranger: haha sry Stranger: but i bet you make an amazzing pasta Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie<3 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catie Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 i have a funny one but idk i might offend someone it's just the stereotype for those kinds of people tho so i went with it Stranger: hello You: hey! Stranger: hey Stranger: Where are you from You: US you? Stranger: JAPAN Stranger: > You: ohhhhh are you a guy? Stranger: yes You: ohhhhh im sorry then Stranger: um? You: yeah i thought asians had small penises Stranger: ………… Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 haha. some more... Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: HI LETS BE FRIENDS JUST GIVE ME YOUR NAME LAST NAME PHONE NUMBER AND ADDRESS AND LET'S MEET AT YOUR HOUSE You: bitch. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie<3 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Stranger: so stranger...we meet again. You: i missed you ! Stranger: i know! Stranger: me too! Stranger: how you been?! You: pretty good! You: i love you, im never letting anything come between us again Stranger: oh thank god! You: lets play i spy. You: I WANNA GO FIRST! Stranger: okay!!! Stranger: GO! You: i see a button that says 'disconnect' You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 i have a funny one but idk i might offend someone it's just the stereotype for those kinds of people tho so i went with is Stranger: hello You: hey! Stranger: hey Stranger: Where are you from You: US you? Stranger: JAPAN Stranger: > You: ohhhhh are you a guy? Stranger: yes You: ohhhhh im sorry then Stranger: um? You: yeah i thought asians had small penises Stranger: ………… Your conversational partner has disconnected. haha. omg, I laughed soo hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catie Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 ^ hahah i was cracking up! lmfao allie thats amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie<3 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 i know im so amused lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catie Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 yeah ahah this is fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: jenette vennea is it you? its me alex i dont want to get shipped out before we can talk so more! You: umm, what? Stranger: is it you You: Oh, yes! Hi Alex Stranger: listen baby i got bad news You: what? Stranger: there shipping me to iraq Stranger: :*( You: NOO! Stranger: dont cry baby You: But I AM. Stranger: i want you to kneo that i will always be in your heart You: I'll never let you go! Stranger: and ill never forget oyur smile the way you luagh and the good times we had espically the first time i ever saw your amazing face You: I love you. Stranger: *kisses you* Stranger: i love you so much You: I just want to let you know one more thng... Stranger: what is it You: You just got PUNK'D! You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie<3 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 You: my love for you burns like 1000 suns Stranger: my love for you is deeper than any ocean Stranger: you make me feel higher than the clouds You: do you have a bandaid? i scraped my knee falling for you Stranger: lol Stranger: do you have a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants Stranger: i lost my phone number, can i have yours? You: i lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me tonight? Stranger: oh yeah, that was a good one You: im being serious Stranger: Did you fart? Because you blew me away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 You: my love for you burns like 1000 sunsStranger: my love for you is deeper than any ocean Stranger: you make me feel higher than the clouds You: do you have a bandaid? i scraped my knee falling for you Stranger: lol Stranger: do you have a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants Stranger: i lost my phone number, can i have yours? You: i lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me tonight? Stranger: oh yeah, that was a good one You: im being serious Stranger: Did you fart? Because you blew me away I tried a couple of those on this guy- Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: Did you fart? Because you blew me away Stranger: yes i have You: my love for you burns like 1000 suns Stranger: wow.... than that means Stranger: that u wanna have sex with me You: my love for you is deeper than any ocean Stranger: cause u love me so much yeah You: you make me feel higher than the clouds Stranger: fuck u Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catie Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 lmfao these are all great!! Stranger: hey You: hi You: um You: i think im in love with you Stranger: same here Stranger: marryme? You: yes of course! where do you want to get married? Stranger: in my room You: that sounds great. right now? Stranger: of course Stranger: wait aminute Stranger: ru a guy You: hun you know im not a guy Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairawr Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: I WANNA Stranger: BE Stranger: THE VERY BEST Stranger: LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS Stranger: DO DO DUH DO You: DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN! Stranger: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST Stranger: TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE Stranger: DO DO DO You: POKEMON! You: OOOOOOOO Stranger: I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND You: YOU"RE MY BEST FRIEND You: fuck You: i missed a part Stranger: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE Stranger: TEACH POKEMON Stranger: TO UNDERSTAND Stranger: THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE Stranger: POKEMON Stranger: GOTTA CATCH EM ALL Stranger: IT'S YOU AN ME Stranger: I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY Stranger: POKEMON Stranger: OHHHH You: YOURE MY BEST FRIEND Stranger: YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND Stranger: IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND You: POKEMON! Stranger: POWER SO TRUUUE Stranger: OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH Stranger: YOU TEACH ME AND I'LL TEACH YOU Stranger: POKEEEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON Stranger: GOTA CATCH EM ALL Stranger: GOTTA CATCH EM ALL Stranger: POKEMON~♫ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie<3 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 lmfao catie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignorance Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 lmfao these are all great!! Stranger: hey You: hi You: um You: i think im in love with you Stranger: same here Stranger: marryme? You: yes of course! where do you want to get married? Stranger: in my room You: that sounds great. right now? Stranger: of course Stranger: wait aminute Stranger: ru a guy You: hun you know im not a guy Your conversational partner has disconnected. haha. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: i think im in love with you Stranger: i know Stranger: i think i love you too You: wanna get married? Stranger: im already married You: DAMN! You have disconnected. edit- even better. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Ron You: I think I love you. Stranger: So what am I so afraid of? You: ??. Wanna get married?? Stranger: Yeah! Stranger: Let's go. You: were? You: *where Stranger: IN MY VAGINA. You: ok! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catie Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 pokemon lmfao! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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