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I was gonna clean my room, until I got high

I was gonna get up and find the broom, But then I got high

My room is still messed up And I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high

Because I got high

Because I got high

 

I was gonna go to class, before I got high

I coulda' cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high

I'm taking it next semester and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high

Because I got high

Because I got high

 

I was gonna go to work, but then I got high

I just got a new promotion, but I got high

Now I'm selling dope and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high

Because I got high

Because I got high

 

I was gonna go to court, before I got high

I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high (No you weren't)

They took my whole pay check, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high,

Because I got high

Because I got high

 

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high, (I'm serious man)

I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high

Now I'm a paraplegic, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high

Because I got high

Because I got high

 

I was gonna pay my car a note, until I got high

I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high

Now the tow truck's pulling away, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

Because I got high

Because I got high

 

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high, I'm serious

I was gonna eat your pussy to, but then I got high

Now i'm jacking off and I know why, (turn this shit off) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

 

I messed up my entire life, because I got high

I lost my kids and wife , because I got high

Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

 

I'm gonna stop singing this song, because I'm high

I'm singing this whole thing wrong, because I'm high

And if I don't sell one copy I know why, (why man) 'cuz I'm high,

because I'm high, because I'm high

 

(Are you really high man?) (he really is high man!) get jiggy with it

O bring it back (say what say what oh, Because I'm high

Because I'm high, because I'm high

 

Well my name is afroman and I'm from east palmdale,

All the 'Dale weed i be smokin, is mama's hell

I dont belive in Hitler thats what I say' (O my goodness)

So all of you skins, please give me more head

Mother fucker, afro mother fucker m-a-n

 

A-e-i-o-u and somtimes w

We aint going to sell any of these mother fucking albums cuz

Lets go back to marshal durbans and hang some more chickins cuz fuck it

Fuck the corporate world bitch

 

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I bid you goodnight.

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