charlee Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 There are 18 different animal shapes in the animal crackers cookie zoo! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parawhore815 Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 There are 18 different animal shapes in the animal crackers cookie zoo!lol Wow, I thought there was like... five. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheap_perfume Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 A 13-year-old boy in India produced winged beetles in his urine after hatching the eggs in his body. Amish people do not believe in the use of aerosal air fresheners. Lightning strikes the Empire States Building about seven times a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parawhore815 Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 Ha ha.... and they say lightning never strikes the same place twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natasha Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 A 13-year-old boy in India produced winged beetles in his urine after hatching the eggs in his body. ^uhm, ew. The most commonly used password on computer systems is "password." Coca-Cola was originally green. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, you're heart stops for a mili-second. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. If you keep your eyes open by force, they will pop out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XMusicDudetteX Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 If you keep your eyes open by force, they will pop out. How does one do that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natasha Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 ^ hold them open i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodnote Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants. LMAOLMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microwave37 Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks. haha that's super funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parawhore815 Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 The average life span of a taste bud is 10 days. I guess that's why we change what foods we like??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikeDays Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 If you keep your eyes open by force, they will pop out. If you're talking about sneezing, it doesn't matter. You eyes don't pop out. For one, there are muscles holding them in place... Two, your actual eyeballs are bigger than the orbits (your eye sockets) that they lie in.... Three.... Where's the pressure coming from? There are no sinus cavities IN your eye socket, and there's no air passage, either, unless you count tear ducts/drianage ducts.. But even then, those aren't in the right place--they'd have to be behind your eyes... Soooo, sorry to be a fun-sucker yet again... A 13-year-old boy in India produced winged beetles in his urine after hatching the eggs in his body. Uhm. This is REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY impossible. First off, your urine is sterile, so there's no way anything of THAT SIZE could get in there and survive... Bacteria, maybe, hence a UTI, butttt other than that... Second, uric acid in urine is, well, acidic. Again, things would die. Thirdly, there's no possible way that it could get into your bladder anyway--the nephrons (part of your kidneys that filter blood) don't even let red blood cells through--only water and minerals.. Fourthly, if they were swallowed anyway, the stomach acid would have killed them right away. Fifthly, it's in a bladder. If they hatched, there's nothing for them to survive on.. Soooo uh. Yeah. Sixthlyyyyyyy... Gross as it is... They'd drown. Bugs need air, too. I could go on, but I think you get the point. So yeah... Really really not possible... Ever. lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parawhore815 Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 BOOM!!! I love visits from our local scientist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikeDays Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 BOOM!!! I love visits from our local scientist. Bwahahahaha... I do what I can... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microwave37 Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 BOOM!!! I love visits from our local scientist. haha me too. we're all like "wow that's weird/cool/gross/etc." then she comes && says it's not even possible. i love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlzSpeakSoftly Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 right handed ppl live on average nine years longer than left handed ppl do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikeDays Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 haha me too. we're all like "wow that's weird/cool/gross/etc." then she comes && says it's not even possible. i love it. Honestly, I feel like I'm killing it for everyone, but I guess I'd rather kill the fun than have people running around spouting out these random false "facts" hahaha... And you're from Iowa, you should know better We're the smart kids--look at our quarter PS: right handed ppl live on average nine years longer than left handed ppl do Lol, we learned that in psych, I don't know the exact amount, but I know it's longer.. And my teacher and I are both lefties so we were like "noooooo" hahaha.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parawhore815 Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 What about people who are ambiawhatever who can use both hands? The must live like... 20 years longer. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlzSpeakSoftly Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 (to likedays)haha, i just read it in this book i have its called zobmondo and its a book of would you rathers.. and at the bottom of each page it had facts. their was one interersting one but i dont think it is acceptable for the boards.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikeDays Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 What about people who are ambiawhatever who can use both hands? The must live like... 20 years longer. lol Ambidextrious? hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parawhore815 Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 Ambidextrious? hahaha Oh my god, you're also a dictionary! BRILLIANT! And yes, thats the word. My brain isn't here today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikeDays Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 (to likedays)haha, i just read it in this book i have its called zobmondo and its a book of would you rathers.. and at the bottom of each page it had facts. their was one interersting one but i dont think it is acceptable for the boards.. Hahhaa, you should cleverly word it so it IS appropriate Anndddd I'm glad I can be everyone's dictionary now, too?... ((Is it just me, (and not to be cocky/arrogant) or am I somehow being established as the smart one one these boards?....)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlzSpeakSoftly Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 ^ haaha i believe if you have the smartness show it. its better than lookin stupid and i dont think i can...reword it. i mean idk its not like bad..but idk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikeDays Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 ^ haaha i believe if you have the smartness show it. its better than lookin stupid and i dont think i can...reword it. i mean idk its not like bad..but idk No, I think I know what you mean... If you have the ability show it, but don't be an asshole about it... Don't dumb yourself down just so you don't feel stupid... Something like that??? hahah I love this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parawhore815 Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 Hahhaa, you should cleverly word it so it IS appropriate Anndddd I'm glad I can be everyone's dictionary now, too?... ((Is it just me, (and not to be cocky/arrogant) or am I somehow being established as the smart one one these boards?....)) *snort* Yes. hahahaha. Pull up dem suspenders. I'm joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlzSpeakSoftly Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 No, I think I know what you mean... If you have the ability show it, but don't be an asshole about it... Don't dumb yourself down just so you don't feel stupid... Something like that??? hahah I love this thread. yes you get wahat i was saying! (: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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