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The Singing Thread!!


Allie<3
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"See here's the thing

 

We have to take our clothes off

We have to party all night

And we have to take our clothes off

To have a good time

Oh no

 

Excuse me miss

I couldn't help but to notice how alone you are

I dig the attitude and how you're acting like you own the bar

Got me flashing keys and I don't even own a car

Like you ain't feeling my charm, because I know you are

I'm trying to see how your lips feel

Oh I'm sorry, my name is Travie and I'm pretty much a big deal

Oh, you've never heard of me

That sounds absurd to me

The way you stole my attention was flat out burglary

What do you say let's exit stage left so me and you can

Possibly reconvene and play some naked peekaboo

Cause after all the blouse you're wearing is kinda see through

And it's obvious I'm heading wherever you're leading me too

Such an angel with a devilish angle

And quite the certified sweet talker

And you're buying every line of it girl

And I don't really blame you

If I was in your shoes I'd probably do the same too

 

We have to take our clothes off

We have to party all night

And we have to take our clothes off

To have a good time

Oh no

 

Now here's another barn burner for the slow learners

Put your helmets on and take a seat on the short bus

Next stop, right around the corner from your momma live

No turning back so you better buckle up

Shit, don't be concerned with mine

I feel like a Speak and Spell way I got you learning my lines

Fine, pull the string, replay that shit

I change my name to "did he really just say that shit?"

Yep

I'll take a mile if you let me

Six-five, two hundred plus and so sexy

My legs going numb for keeping my phone on vibrate

To hide the fact your girlfriend keeps textin' me

And I've been trying to never mind it man

But every time I get a new number, she finds it damn

And you thought you had it sewn up

Until right around amazing o'clock when I showed up

 

We have to take our clothes off

We have to party all night

And we have to take our clothes off

To have a good time

Oh no

 

Got chicks, all hot chicks

Indie-rock chicks, and hip-hop chicks

Slim chicks, round chicks

Black, white, yellow, and brown chicks

Got chicks, all hot chicks

Indie-rock chicks, and hip-hop chicks

Slim chicks, round chicks

Black, white, yellow, and brown chicks

 

Good grief girl, you're giving me goosebumps

Standing there in your underwear and new pumps

It's like the more time we waste and less time I get to taste you

Honestly I could easily replace you

It's not a scam girl

That's how I am girl

Peter Pan, I'm a sucker for Smucker's jam girl

It's clear I'm only here for good clean fun

Shut up and kiss me like the antidotes under my tongue

Whoa

 

We have to take our clothes off

And we have to party all night

And we have to take our clothes off

To have a good time

Oh no

We have to take our clothes off

And we have to party all night

And we have to take our clothes off

To have a good time

Oh no

 

Got chicks, all hot chicks

Indie-rock chicks, and hip-hop chicks

Slim chicks, round chicks

Black, white, yellow, and brown chicks

Got chicks, all hot chicks

Indie-rock chicks, and hip-hop chicks

Slim chicks, round chicks

Black, white, yellow, and brown chicks"

-Dances- :D

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Why can't you finish what you've started?

Why can't you try and understand?

It doesn't make a bit of difference if you start what you can't finish

Every story needs an ending, after all.

 

I think I've known it for a long time

Suffice to say, it's been a while

You're too afraid to face the outcome

Quite likely, you're a failure

It's a shitty thing to say, but hey man - the clock is ticking

 

I thought of all the things I'd like to say

Cramped up and couldn't write a word all day

I just waited for my world to fall apart

That's why I'll never finish anything I start

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You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys

No you don’t even like

No you don’t even like

No you don’t even like boyssss

 

HAha, what song is that? lmao

 

I’ll destroy this useless heart

I’ll fuck it up so it’ll never beat again

Not just for me but for anyone

 

But I get carried away

with every phrase and made up malady

The longer I hide behind these lies,

The more I disintegrate

 

So much to say

But no words to convey

The loneliness building with each passing day

You never get used to it, you just have to live with it

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"I'm fat, I need a diet.

No, in fact i'm just too light

And I ain't got the biggest breast-s-s, but I write all the best disses.

I got hairy armpits, but I don't walk around like this.

I wear a big baggy t-shirt that hides that nasty sh**.

Ugh!

Never had my nails done.

Bite them down until they're numb.

I'm the one with the non-existent bum,

Now I dont really give a....Ugh!

I'm late for my shepherd's pie

Like a high maintenance chick missin' her diamonds.

I'm missin' my clippers size.

Now bow down to your royal highness.

No I dont own a corgi,

Had a hamster, it died cuz I ignored it.

Go on then, go on report me,

I'm English, try and deport me!"

:rotfl:

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Guest JadeIsRad
Ha! Thanks, I'll try ripping that.

 

No problem =]

 

 

 

He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood

He's the one that makes ya feel alright

He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood

He's gonna be your Frankenstein I've got one thing you'll understand

He's not what you'd call a glamorous man

Got one thing that's easily understood

He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood

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I HOPE THAT OUR FEW REMAINING FRIENDS GIVE UP ON TRYING TO SAVE US I HOPE WE COME OUT WITH A FAIL-SAFE PLOT TO PISS OFF THE DUMB FEW THAT FORGAVE US I HOPE THE FENCES WE MENDED FALL DOWN BENEATH THEIR OWN WEIGHT AND I HOPE WE HANG ON PAST THE LAST EXIT I HOPE IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE AND I HOPE THE JUNKYARD A FEW BLOCKS FROM HERE SOMEDAY BURNS DOWN AND I HOPE THE RISING BLACK SMOKE CARRIES ME FAR AWAY AND I NEVER COME BACK TO THIS TOWN AGAIN IN MY LIFE, I HOPE I LIE AND TELL EVERYONE YOU WERE A GOOD WIFE AND I HOPE YOU DIE I HOPE WE BOTH DIE I HOPE I CUT MYSELF SHAVING TOMORROW I HOPE IT BLEEDS ALL DAY LONG OUR FRIENDS SAY IT'S DARKEST BEFORE THE SUN RISES WE'RE PRETTY SURE THEY'RE ALL WRONG I HOPE IT STAYS DARK FOREVER I HOPE THE WORST ISN'T OVER AND I HOPE YOU BLINK BEFORE I DO AND I HOPE I NEVER GET SOBER AND I HOPE WHEN YOU THINK OF ME YEARS DOWN THE LINE YOU CAN'T FIND ONE GOOD THING TO SAY AND I'D HOPE THAT IF I FOUND THE STRENGTH TO WALK OUT YOU'D STAY THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY I AM DROWNING THERE IS NO SIGN OF LAND YOU ARE COMING DOWN WITH ME HAND IN UNLOVABLE HAND AND I HOPE YOU DIE I HOPE WE BOTH DIE

 

Lalala. La.

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