hayxcrissayy Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 dear monster, stop making me want you. love, crissy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MizBiz27 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Dear Sara, You jump to conclusions way too fast. Yes, I can tell you're mentally unstable, but you should really wait to hear the story before starting to waive a knife at someone. Love, Michael. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hayxcrissayy Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 dear __, shut the fuck up please. i don't care about who you're fucking, why you're mad that he hasn't called you, or why you're so obsessed with him. please just leave me alone, i don't need your random sex details. thank you. crissy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott! Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Dear Summer, I know you are still a few weeks away, but can you hurry it up? Please? Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MizBiz27 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Dear Maegan, We haven't talked in months, and that's your fault. We were best friends before, but then you had to be a total bitch and ditch me because you're boyfriend was jealous that you always hung around me. I hate you. - Michael. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catie Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 dear best friend, what happened to us. i feel like crying because i miss you so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erin Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 dear best friend, what happened to us. i feel like crying because i miss you so much this... dear you, we used to be so close. then you made absolutely no attempt to keep the friendship in order, and now we're nothing... what the hell happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MizBiz27 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Dear Buddy, Thank you for taking your pill tonight without a fight. I'm very happy that you didn't claw or bite me. Appreciate it. - Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andalix Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Dear ____, Yeah, just leave me here broken and useless. We're like Ted and Robin from How I met your mother... :\ I need to make a mistake so I'll know if it was really a mistake or not. Betty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSkeleton Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Dear mom and dad, Why do you buy things without asking me? We have two ponys! And now you both another one without asking me? And who is gonna be the one who needs to take care of it? ME! Marjanne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Venin Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Dear Mam, I'm so looking forward to Berlin because it'll mean that I won't have to see you and fight with you everyday. I love how you told me that you cared for me for all those years as if it was something mothers aren't supposed to do. Guess I never knew that. When Dad picked me up yesterday and told ME that I was broke I was pretty surprised. I mean... I of course wasn't aware! It's the money I work for but it's the money YOU take. Whatever. Stop telling me I'll get it back because it's not gonna happen. I asked Dad to open a new account for me on his name because I'm so very sick of never having money because you took it. Just a few more months before my summerbreak is over and I'm staying there. I love you, but this bullshit kills me inside. Your daughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erin Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 dear mom, okay, you took my money about 3 weeks ago, and i haven't gotten a cent back. you haven't even slightly indicated that you plan on paying me back any time soon. i get it, if you need money, that's fine. but at least show some shred of appreciation. -erin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hayxcrissayy Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 dear church, stop kicking me off your wifi. crissy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MizBiz27 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Dear Mike Cammalleri, I've been so impressed with you this year in the Playoffs. Without you, Montreal wouldn't have made it past the first round! I'd be so ever grateful if you could continue playing the way you are, and help the Canadiens become the first Canadian team to win the Stanley Cup since 1993. - Michael. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watchthesky Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 dear cold, fuck off please kayla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erin Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 dear flyers, i't's 1-0. don't blow it. erin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hayxcrissayy Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 dear jacqui, shut the fuck up. last time i checked, you have no control over me and your opinion doesn't matter anyways. no love, crissy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erin Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 dear the jacqui lady that crissay is talking about, i'll kick you in the ovaries. erin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hayxcrissayy Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 dear erin, i knew there was a reason i love you so much. ilybby. and btdubbs, i gave you rep for that. love, crissy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hayxcrissayy Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 dear erin, nevermind. it won't let me. love, crissy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erin Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 dear erin,i knew there was a reason i love you so much. ilybby. and btdubbs, i gave you rep for that. love, crissy dear crissy, i love you too bby! dear erin, nevermind. it won't let me. love, crissy it's fine haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watchthesky Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 dear you, i hope you're pleased with yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MizBiz27 Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Dear Michael Leighton, Why must you be so good? Can't you let Montreal score at least one goal before the night is over? Your team already has four, one couldn't hurt - Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erin Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Dear Michael Leighton, Why must you be so good? Can't you let Montreal score at least one goal before the night is over? Your team already has four, one couldn't hurt - Michael dear mike, one goal could make the whole game fall apart. trust me, i know my flyers. erin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MizBiz27 Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 dear mike, one goal could make the whole game fall apart. trust me, i know my flyers. erin Dear Erin, That's true, but Montreal has been known to win games in this year's Playoffs due to their goaltending, but now with Halak on the bench and Price in net, I'm a little worried. It's only the first game though. Montreal lost their first game against Pittsburgh 6-3, and now look where they are. - Michael. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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