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This was at 7:30 in the morning...

 

 

My step-dad: "Who's Shaant?"

But he said it like "Shaint"

Me: That's my future husband kthnx. And it's pronouced 'Shaant' not 'Shaint' not 'Sha'ant'. Shaant. Double a should give it away."

Ken: Oh now you're a rapper?

Me: indeed.

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QOTSA Gonzo Greatness...

 

Zane Lowe: "Do you guys have iPods?"

Josh Homme: "Yeah I've got an iPod... it's a Guy-Pod cause it's got all my guy music on there"

Zane Lowe: "Nice, just the dudes"

Josh Homme: "Troy's is a Shy-Pod he's afraid to show us what's in there and Joey's got a Why-Pod cause everytime we look at it, we're like 'why the fuck is this on there?'.."

Zane Lowe: "I just tried to think of one and I Die-Pod"

Josh Homme: "Oh you would cause it's a Nigh-Pod"

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