JJ Riot Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 You want to tell a joke post it here, good or bad. I will kick it off. Blonde Joke Two blondes are talking to each other, one blonde says to the other "which do you think is closer Flordia or the sun?" Blonde #2 " thats easy it's the sun, because you can't see Flordia " :rotfl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steesh Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 HOw can you tell a blonde has been on the computer? tipp-ex on the screen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ Riot Posted February 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 What do you say to a chav with a job? answer : can i have a big mac please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorgi Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 i know hardly any clean ones. OH WAIT ! two muffins in an oven, one turns to the other and goes, "man, it's hot in here!" the other goes, "GARGGGHHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!". quite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ Riot Posted February 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 another chav one what do you say to a chav in a suit? answer would the defendent please rise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorgi Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Two chavs jump off a cliff. Who wins? Society. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clowdiaa Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 im horrible at telling jokes, i assume i'd be worse online haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ Riot Posted February 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 what do yo call a chav with 9 gcse's? Answer: a liar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indabisofmisery Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 ... chav...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ Riot Posted February 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 ... chav...? this is a chav Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indabisofmisery Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 i still don't get it. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorgi Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Pshaw. Americans. What do they know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ Riot Posted February 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 i still don't get it. lol they are somewhat lacking in intelligence, culture and possess an in-bred nature of stupidity and a totally blinkered attitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indabisofmisery Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 oooh gotcha. haha. that is a totally amazing explanation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komomaan Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 all the people in my town are chavs, except for me and a few others. and i'm not joking. as for jokes, i can't think of any right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ Riot Posted February 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 How to understand men - girls you will like this "Take a break honey, you are working too hard" it means " I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indabisofmisery Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 ^ literally EVERYONE here is one. everyone. no exceptions. except for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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steesh Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 What's the defintion of pain? Answer: Freddy Kreuguer with itchy balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indabisofmisery Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 hahaha james that is a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ Riot Posted February 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Why did moses wander the desert for 40 years? Answer: He wouldn't ask for directions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xmurderxlovex Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 why are there no brunette jokes? BECAUSE BLONDES WOULD HAVE TO THINK THEM UP I kinda hate blonde jokes, for I am blonde. ;] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echelonforever Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat! LMAO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travel_hymn Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 ^ LOL that one's good!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arya Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 ^ Haha nice, I've actually never heard that blonde joke (and trust me, I've heard a LOT) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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