walktheline Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 I've never got the idea of this game but still I wanted to post. Someone please explain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwik-silva Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 I think you just vote for who you think should be member of the week (So who you like most) but I dunno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catie Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 oh hey lol sorry i havnt been home but i gotta talk to james about votes and everything but im pretty sur ei know who the winner is just from going by the votes ive gotten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwik-silva Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 I'm dying with excitement (except that seems like the wrong word ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alicia Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Haha, Im excited/curious! xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echelonforever Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 I think andrew would make a good motw sometime. =] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ Riot Posted March 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Sorry i have been busy this weekend but i can announce that this weeks memeber of the week is Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inyoureyes Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 congrats Matt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 I think andrew would make a good motw sometime. =] lol Would I? Without sounding like a complete twat, I don't care about being 'member of the week' to be honest. That's not to say I don't care about the site, cause I've been member of the month on the main site before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 lol Would I? Without sounding like a complete twat, I don't care about being 'member of the week' to be honest. That's not to say I don't care about the site, cause I've been member of the month on the main site before You have? I didn't know that! Well you're a fabulousa member so you should just get best male instead! more permanent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echelonforever Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 You have? I didn't know that! Well you're a fabulousa member so you should just get best male instead! more permanent. agreed. =]] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 You have? I didn't know that! Well you're a fabulousa member so you should just get best male instead! more permanent. Yeah I had it first time I joined, waaay back. Well before I left and then came back And lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alicia Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 ^ You should be! & Congrats matt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenegadeRoss Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Congrats Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwik-silva Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Thanks I probably don't deserve it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x-Decoy Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 well done Matt you do deserve it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STOPthissong! Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 CONGRATS MATT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwik-silva Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Woah thats awfully energetic Becca Thanks Louise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STOPthissong! Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 ^ cause I'm glad to see you win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwik-silva Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guro Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Yay Matt! Well deserved:mrgreen: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwik-silva Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Thanks Guro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whooa Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 My mother was a fanatic about public toilets. As a little girl, she'd bring me in the stall, teach me to wad up toilet paper and wipe the seat. Then, she'd carefully lay strips of toilet paper to cover the seat. Finally, she'd instruct, "Never,never sit on a public toilet seat." And she'd demonstrate "The Stance," which consisted of balancing over the toilet in a sitting position without actually letting any of your flesh make contact with the toilet seat. But by this time, I'd have wet down my leg. And we'd go home. That was a long time ago. Even now in our more mature years, The Stance is excruciatingly difficult to maintain when one's bladder is especially full. When you have to "go" in a public bathroom, you find a line of women that makes you think there's a half-price sale on Mel Gibson's underwear in there. So, you wait and smile politely at all the other ladies, also crossing their legs and smiling politely. And you finally get closer. You check for feet under the stall doors. Every one is occupied. Finally, a stall door opens and you dash, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter. You hang your purse on the door hook, yank down your pants and assume "The Stance." Relief. More relief. Then your thighs begin to shake. You'd love to sit down but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold The Stance as your thighs experience a quake that would register an eight on the Richter scale. To take your mind off it, you reach for the toilet paper. The toilet paper dispenser is empty. Your thighs shake more. You remember the tiny tissue that you blew your nose on that's in your purse. It would have to do. You crumble it in the puffiest way possible. It is still smaller than your thumbnail. Someone pushes open your stall door because the latch doesn't work and your purse whams you in the head. "Occupied!" you scream as you reach out for the door, dropping your tissue in a puddle and falling backward, directly onto the toilet seat. You get up quickly, but it's too late. Your bare bottom has made contact with all the germs and life forms on the bare seat because YOU never laid down toilet paper, not that there was any, even if you had enough time to. And your mother would be utterly ashamed of you if she knew, because her bare bottom never touched a public toilet seat because, frankly, "You don't know what kind of diseases you could get." And by this time, the automatic sensor on the back of the toilet is so confused that it flushes, sending up a stream of water akin to a fountain and then it suddenly sucks everything down with such force that you grab onto the toilet paper dispenser for fear of being dragged to China. At that point, you give up. You're soaked by the splashing water. You're exhausted. You try to wipe with a Chicklet wrapper you found in your pocket, then slink out inconspicuously to the sinks. You can't figure out how to operate the sinks with the automatic sensors, so you wipe your hands with spit and a dry paper towel and walk past a line of women, still waiting, cross-legged and unable to smile politely at this point. One kind soul at the very end of the line points out that you are trailing a piece of toilet paper on your shoe as long as the Mississippi River! You yank the paper from your shoe, plunk it in the woman's hand and say warmly, "Here. You might need this." At this time, you see your spouse, who has entered, used and exited his bathroom and read a copy of War and Peace while waiting for you. "What took you so long?" he asks, annoyed. This is when you kick him sharply in the shin and go home. This is dedicated to all women everywhere who have ever had to deal with a public toilet. And it finally explains to all you men what takes us so long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 What the feck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwik-silva Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 no one knows (du du-du du) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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