Ross Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Dear Alyssa, My superhero knowledge is second-to-none! I wouldn't be nervous about it. I was nervous my first hunt, but then I started to calm down a bit and steady myself. Killing waffles became second nature. You'll be fine! Ross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Dear hot guy, I have learned you name. Interesting. I still prefer to call you hot guy though. Haha. Ugly girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Dear me, Sometimes when I go back and read your posts, I'm like "wtf, why did you type that?". You should work on that. Signed, Your rational side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Dear Hayley, Wow, you lend me some creepy books. You strange, strange child. See ya'll either tomorrow or... Whenever. Shannon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Dear whoever, Even though I said I was ok with it and didn't have a problem, I think I still do. For some reason, I'm still a little upset, I just don't wanna confront you right now. Forever ungrateful, Dave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Dear you, Get outta my head. Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Dear space invaders, Why do you taunt me? You say to just use the arrows to move and the space bar to shoot, making it sound so simplistic. Why then do you torture me by making me realize my terrible hand eye coordination? I have to play you 3 more times this round, and hopefully I lose so I don't have to play you again. Signed, Dave, aka the guy becoming mildly addicted to this classic game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Dear Ashley, Stop being nice. I don't deserve it. I don't know how many times I have to say it before you get the message and believe me. Gaw. Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Dear Space Invaders, I apologize for the earlier letter. I love you. Signed, Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Dear Alicia, My wifey. Hopefully you shall see this and do me the honour of being my valentine? Shannon - your kinky dominatrix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alicia Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Dear Alicia, My wifey. Hopefully you shall see this and do me the honour of being my valentine? Shannon - your kinky dominatrix. YES! YES! Omg, Yeah :hyper: <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 WOOOOOT. I'm excited for saturday night then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Dear myspace, Why are you so annoyingly crap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Dear Lyn, Don't ask me, I wasn't there. Gaw. Shannon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 To whom it may concern, Why does it concern you? -Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alicia Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 WOOOOOT. I'm excited for saturday night then. I'll make it hot for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andalix Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Dear K, I'll try to talk to you tomorrow but don't get me wrong if I don't say anything. It's just because you keep confusing me. Or just the situation is confusing. I don't really know. I'd like to ask you a lot of things but I'm afraid I won't. But I hope we'll talk a bit tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Dave, To quote the movie Airheads (yeah, I liked this movie) you are "In general just fucked up enough to do something great". So get on it. - This guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Dear school, Please be closed tomorrow so I can see my sister on her birthday. And so that I don't have to do a speech in English. Pleaseeeee? Shanwan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Dear Dave, Airheads was an awesome movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 I agree, although I'm not 100% I got that quote right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Dear Kim, You're SO weird, it creeps me out. You never talk. Never laugh. Never smile. When people talk to you, you turn away. You walk funny. You stand funny. You act like a 3 month year old. You didn't even know how to use a phone. What is wrong with you? You're 14 for fuck's sake. Get a grip. Shanwan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Dear *insert name here*, Shut the fuck up - The guy who doesn't care about what you are talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Dear self, Don't worry about it. Twat. Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Dear everyone who I have ever made angry, Sorry for pissing you off. Well, at least that seems like the polite thing to say. Really I don't care that I made you mad, and I never will but I was raised to have manners, so I'll just tell you what you want to hear. If you are mad you're probably too stupid to realize that what I did say to offend you was a joke, which means I don't want to waste my time talking to you anyway. Again, sorry, but I don't mean it. Best Regards, Dave (aka the post-editing machine) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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