EasyTarget Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Dear Bramble, I'm gonna miss you girl. I wish I knew what happened to you. Shannon. Dear Hanny Fanny, Thank you. You are an amazing friend and cheer me up so much. You seem to really care, I say that about a lot of people, but you're actually organising meeting me, so I'm thinking you're a genuine friend. Thanks for listening. I'm so glad you were nosey that day and that I was humourous enough not to spaz out, otherwise, we wouldn't be friends. Shanny Fanny. Dear Shane, Stop with the incessant teasing. I was SO close to deleting you today, But then, Of course, You sent a message of condolence outta nowhere. Please make your mind up, I still love you a lot. Your Paramore. Dear Elsi, I was thinking about you today my twinneh, We need to catch up! I don't want to drift apart from you too. Dear self, Stop writing dumb letters and TALK to these people. Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Dear Dave, Why did you edit that last letter, it looks so angry in retrospect. Also, while I have you, stop being so afraid to let people know what you do and don't like. If you tell someone you don't like something when you actually do, at least don't go and tell everyone else who likes it the same lie. It's a pretty good way to make them angry at you, which you are just insecure enough to let bother you for a decent amount of time. You could/should explain yourself, but letting yourself feel vulnerable isn't something you are good at. -The guy who is pissed off that you pissed everyone off (Dave) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XMusicDudetteX Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Dear Sister, I know we've had our differences and that our past is not quite full of the greatest memories, but I so don't want this to be true. I hope they find that their suspicions are wrong by result of the blood test. If it's true--if you really do have cancer, I don't really know what I'd do. It'd be a slap in the face for everybody. How's this going to hit your husband-my brother-in-law-who's doing his best in the army? How's it going to get to your little girl-my niece-down the road? Sister, I've seen you almost die before my eyes and that's something that I won't ever let go of. That's something from which anyone can't be 100% healed. I'm not willing to see such a thing again, I refuse to. I pray that you're okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Dear Frank Iero, Thank fucking you. Your incessant screaming has made me feel 10 times better. I no longer feel hysterical in a sad sense. I now feel hysterical due to your amazing music. I love you whether you are in I Am A Graveyard, Pencey Prep, My Chemical Romance or (in this case) Leathermouth. You are a legend, a sexy one. Your massive fan (who is probably taller than you), Shannon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Dear self, Where did you go? Seriously. When did the confidence disappear? It was easy pickings, on more than one occasion, and you shit the bit. Big time. Why must you always have to live with regrets? Fucking moron. You deserve to tear yourself up cause you NEVER FUCKING LEARN! Sincerely, Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Dear self, Stop caring. He doesn't. So why should you? BECAUSE YOU ARE PATHETIC. Focus on celebrities from now on, or, the more safe route, the hot guy in school whom you'll never talk to as you're way too ugly. Internet crushes are the lowest of all lows, seriously. Your worst enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Dear sense of humor, I love you, but you get me into a lot of shit all of the time. Either way, I'll deal with it, but I'd prefer if you at least made an effort to change. -Dave Dear whoever wants to read this, Sorry -Dave Dear Hello Kitty, I hate you -The guy putting away all of your annoying toys. Dear JimBob, Sweet name -Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Dear *insert name of friend who gives a shit about me*, Where are you? Pweez come online. Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Dear Shannon, I apologize for stealing your multiple letter idea without asking you. -Dave Dear Dave, lol, you're a wuss. - Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Dear Dave, Don't worry about it. Haha. Shannon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Dear anyone, If you are ever mad and just want to vent, feel free to send me angry PMs. I've got nothing better to do this weekend, as my doctor told me to do nothing for a few weeks. I'll also try to amuse you with an attempt at humor, but I can't guarantee it will be funny. -Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Dear you, I really want you to talk to me. Yet I don't. I want you out of my life. Yet I don't. I hate this. It. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holleh Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Dear you, Stop living in the past. She doesn't love you anymore. Deal with it. Holly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrrrr x matey Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 dear me, make up your fxcking mind already, it shouldnt be this hard. katie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Dear people, What happened? I actually used to be friends with most of you, now, all of a sudden, you all HATE me, for no reason. But the thing is, if anything, we should be friends, you suddenly like the same music as me. So why create the Shannon hate-club? I'm tired of it. I really am. I feel so alone here and it's never gonna change. Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrrrr x matey Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 dear shannon, if you need to PM me, i'm here for ya katie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Dear Shannon I don't hate you, at least I don't think I do. Dear people, Plz stop posting during the few times I'm not quoting the person I'm talking to, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrrrr x matey Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 dear youtube, load for me already!! katie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 dear shannon,if you need to PM me, i'm here for ya katie Nah, I'm sick of bugging you all the time. Dear Shannon I don't hate you, at least I don't think I do. Dear people, Plz stop posting during the few times I'm not quoting the person I'm talking to, lol. Directed to people in my town, lols. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Obv, I lack the ability to see past myself. I'm very self-involved, as you could tell from my answers in the ask me anything thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Meh, nothing wrong with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Dear Dave, At least get the threads you are referencing correct. - Everyone who is trying to understand what you are saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrrrr x matey Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 dear shannon, it doesnt bother me. i swear. katie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holleh Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Dear The Hit, Please come to Canada soon? I really wanna see you guys before you get big. Love, Holly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrrrr x matey Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 dear holly, thanks for being such a help katie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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