Lahninja Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 once in the cafe there were these gr 9s talking about some dance and they were like.. omgggg like, he better ask me outtt and i was at a table across from them and i imitated them..and they all heard- AND saw me. Yep. it was greaaat. ahaha i do that aswell ;D but i really make it worse for them. half the time i end up getting really angry with them aswell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1 Posted January 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 in science this guy i used to date is now just an asshole to me. no one day i was sick of it and im like "your such a ass. seriously just shut the fuck up" and i didnt relize my teacher was like 2 feet away from me. so then she heard and says "wat did u just say" and of course i say "well if u knew him you would say the same thing too" haaha i get detention. oh and my french teachers name is richerd. but i always say bitcherd well becuase she is a total beotch. i think she heard me say it once so i try to cover it up. but instead she just stared at me and im horrible at trying to act like nothing happend I was at my auntie's house while they were doing bible study in the living room and I was on the computer that was also in the living room. But I was kind of far from them. So I dont really remember what I did on the computer but I guess it froze and I said "Fuck!" out loud. And I turned around and they were looking at me and then I said "Oh shit!" and covered my mouth haha. So I guess thats 2 things I shouldnt have said.. during bible study. Gold!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradsonemanband Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 one time while i was in elementary school, i was locked out of my house after school, but i had to poop super bad. so i pooped in my backyard. "i shouldn't have said that..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexyo Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 no man, you shouldnt have said that, and you shouldnt have used the word poop either also i like how your post count is 666 devil boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 "Oooh that feels nice." When my friend Danielle stuck a vibrator on my back, yes, a vibrator, this tiny miniscule one, I thought it was a phone, but no. She's such a creep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 I walked up to my cousin, put my arm around him and said "let's go honey" while he was talking to a girl he likes. I thought it was hilarious, he didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x-Decoy Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 ^ i lol'ed xD shouting down to my mum asking what we were gonna see at the cinema not realising she was on the phone to her work pulling a sickie & they probably heard me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexyo Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 i guess this was something i did, but while my mate was chatting up to some girl, i walked up behind him and started humping him....totally ruined the convo and she left...then i ran away before i got murdered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 i guess this was something i did, but while my mate was chatting up to some girl, i walked up behind him and started humping him....totally ruined the convo and she left...then i ran away before i got murdered lol, nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexyo Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 yeh, i do shit like that to him all the time, he hates me for it, but he loves me really. fag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 So he secretly liked you humping him, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexyo Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 yeh, also the girl started talkin to me later....and was like, your well funny, and i got her number, and ive been textin her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Bro's before Ho's. Unless the Ho is really hot, then all bets are off, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexyo Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 man speaks the truth, she is well hot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Friends come and go, but one night stands live on forever. Or something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexyo Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 haha friends dont have pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Friends with benefits = win. Obviously, make sure the friend is a woman before agreeing to this. Only bad things can ensue otherwise. Trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexyo Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 fuck buddy, you mean, yeh i got one son and i dont even wanna know the story behind that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave34 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Fuck buddy is a much better term, I will use that from now on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexyo Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 it is a good'n Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 My nana was modelling me her outfit for tomorrow. I thought she looked nice, but she wouldn't shut up saying "My stomach is so fat!" (it's not). So I said "Nana, don't worry, it's Abi's party and she's way fatter!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xmurderxlovex Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 ^ LMAO. That's great. My mom actually asks me that all the time. "Do I look fatter than that woman?" And to spare her feelings, I'm always like. "Mom, she probably can't fit through a door. Don't worry." And I always feel TERRIBLE. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Hahaha awesome! +rep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1 Posted August 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Holy bump batman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watchthesky Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 copying this from the awkward moments thread because i find myself amusing oh, mine get pretty bad examples: during legal studies we were learning about marriage law, and what can be used for cause for divorce one of them was adultery so my teacher starts giving us "situations" and asking if these people can get divorced or not one of them was something like this guy and his wife are on vacation in hawaii, he meets a hot island babe, wants to divorce his wife, can he do that? my answer? "that depends" "on?" "did he bang her?" course the whole class burst out laughing and my teacher stood there shaking his head best one one of the guys that worked at the the therapy group i was in last year was reading us crazy laws during one of our breaks, but he kept saying some were "inappropriate" so one kid goes "you worried about our virgin ears?" "yes" i go "don't worry about it, my ears don't mind. my mouth isn't a virgin either" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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