EasyTarget Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 ZOMG: Stranger: hii... You: HEY You: HO You: SAY You: HEY You: HOOOO You: im a big black momma Your conversational partner has disconnected. RACIST BASTARD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guro Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 You: Hellooo Stranger: FACE OF WRONG You: I'm right! Stranger: NO CHANCE n00b! You: I am, dude! Stranger: DUUUUUUDE You: I am cyewl! Stranger: LIEK trufax? You: Liek, yah. Stranger: liek gtfo LOLZ You: Liek, you're weird. Stranger: love you too dollface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x-Decoy Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 LMFAO @ Shannons hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 ZOMG: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: DEPECHE MODE? You: ARE SHIT Stranger: GO FALL IN A WELL You: GO SUCK A LAMP Stranger: DIAF You: i hate you Stranger: RIGHT BACK AT CHA Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1 Posted April 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: They're coming!! You: Shit shit shit SHIT! Stranger: Who?? who??? You: They're getting cloooserrr!!! You: ARGHH!!!!!! Stranger: RUN FOR COVER!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 WTF, I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A CHANCE!: Stranger: hi... Stranger: m or f? Your conversational partner has disconnected. (this is my new fave thread) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x-Decoy Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: They're coming!! You: Shit shit shit SHIT! Stranger: Who?? who??? You: They're getting cloooserrr!!! You: ARGHH!!!!!! Stranger: RUN FOR COVER!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. I'm gonna give this a shot haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 EEE, THEY DIDNT' LEMME FINISH! Stranger: What is love? You: babycakes You: you just dont know You: know You: how i You: i Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JadeIsRad Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 EEE, THEY DIDNT' LEMME FINISH! Stranger: What is love? You: babycakes You: you just dont know You: know You: how i You: i Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Stranger: hello You: Heyloo You: Can I fuck your pets? Stranger: First your sister You: wahey look at that! Stranger: ok ok, your brother? You: LOOK DAMMIT You: it's your balls You: slowly melting away You: down the drain You: awwwwh Stranger: uhuhasuhas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alicia Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 ^OMG xD. You: hey! Stranger: mom! You: Yeah whats wrong son? Stranger: someone kicked me Stranger: You: who did it hunni? lemme hug you darling! Stranger: why daddy leave me? Stranger: mom You: Because daddy wanted to fuck 18 year old sluts, & left mommy. Stranger: u have big boobs Stranger: You: I know but thats because im fat. Stranger: XD Stranger: ROFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1 Posted April 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 EEE, THEY DIDNT' LEMME FINISH! Stranger: What is love? You: babycakes You: you just dont know You: know You: how i You: i Your conversational partner has disconnected. Classic song! Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: where are you from? You: Uranus You: u? Stranger: lololllol xd xd yur so random You: lol Ikn0w!!!x1nl Your conversational partner has disconnected. bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x-Decoy Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: well hello there :] Stranger: Hi You: who are you?! Stranger: brazil zil zil zil You: zil zal zol Stranger: What ? You: are you one of the weird ones? Stranger: I dont speak inglish You: what do you speak? Your conversational partner has disconnected. interestttting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alicia Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 THIS IS HILARIOUS. You: HEY ! Stranger: Heyyy You: ARE YOU GERMAN? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 All very good peeps! You: How does it feel to know everyone in the universe wishes you pain and misery lasting all of eternity? Stranger: hi! Stranger: trying to do homework, but my room mates is having sex with his girlfriend in the room next to mine, and its so loud that I can't concentrate, so i came on here Stranger: it feels good lol, i know they are just jealous of me You: TEA BAGGGGG Stranger: dirty sanchez You: please, sir, can i have some more? You: of your rusty spoons? Stranger: you can have whatever u want You: can i eat your cheese?You: How does it feel to know everyone in the universe wishes you pain and misery lasting all of eternity? Stranger: hi! Stranger: trying to do homework, but my room mates is having sex with his girlfriend in the room next to mine, and its so loud that I can't concentrate, so i came on here Stranger: it feels good lol, i know they are just jealous of me You: TEA BAGGGGG Stranger: dirty sanchez You: please, sir, can i have some more? You: of your rusty spoons? Stranger: you can have whatever u want You: can i eat your cheese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Stranger: wrongface You: i had a dream about you last night You: i woke up wet Your conversational partner has disconnected. JEEZ, IT COULD'VE BEEN PISS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x-Decoy Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: yello Stranger: hi You: do you like to sing? Stranger: sometimes Stranger: why Stranger: ? You: we should sing Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JadeIsRad Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Stranger: wrongfaceYou: i had a dream about you last night You: i woke up wet Your conversational partner has disconnected. JEEZ, IT COULD'VE BEEN PISS! You get all the funny ones! Everyone disconnects when I say something haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1 Posted April 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I say we go round the back You: they'll never see us coming Stranger: lolwut You: You go lefy You: I'll go right You: we'll flank the fuckers Stranger: sounds good You: RIGHT BETWEEN THE FUCKING EYES Stranger: lol You: You got the escape plans? Stranger: NO I THOUGHT YOU HAD THEM You: SHIT!! Stranger: D: Stranger: we're fucked, now. You: I Must've left them in the shower... You: SHIT You: WTF are we gonna do?? You: OHfuckohfuckohduck Stranger: go get them You: OKAY You: Calm down You: I have a plan: Stranger: better be a good one You: I'll do the one-two step You: you do the macarena You: and together Stranger: LOLOLOLOL Stranger: XD You: we'll bring these fuckers to justice You: and restore world peace You: then we can fuck You: k? Stranger: id rather do the Stranger: um Stranger: whats it called You: Hokey Kokee? Stranger: thats the one You: Running Man? You: WELL TOUGH SHIT SON You: Macarena is your sepciality You: so get on it like a hot shitting duck! Stranger: im sick of that shit You: I'm sick of your shit You: Day in Day out Stranger: Stranger: /wrists You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You: DOn't go on me! You: *reaches for bandainds* Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . You: I'll save you Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: .. Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: no thanks Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . You: LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY JENNNNNNNNKIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS! Stranger: lmfao Stranger: i heard you liek mudkipz You: UG? You: Cos I LOVE MUDKIPZ Stranger: TETSUOOOO You: I <3s him You: But he touches me Stranger: in private places? Stranger: like your daddy? You: yup You: My dad's dead Stranger: that bastard You: you fuckin find that funny? You: MY DADS FUCKIN DEAD DUDE Stranger: good You: Fuck you man You: SIngle mother You: low income Stranger: i hope he slit his tummy open and his guts fell onto the floor and he slipped and fell Stranger: and drowned You: and you think that shits funny? Stranger: in his Stranger: own blood You: Fuck you man] You: bkudAJKFVKEWVFEWVWA Stranger: no u You have disconnected. We could never get on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 You get all the funny ones! Everyone disconnects when I say something haha Awh you just need to be quick, or think what you're gonna say before you start. You: please can i stroke your pussy You: CAT Stranger: im a dude You: EVEN BETTER BIG BOY Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I say we go round the back You: they'll never see us coming Stranger: lolwut You: You go lefy You: I'll go right You: we'll flank the fuckers Stranger: sounds good You: RIGHT BETWEEN THE FUCKING EYES Stranger: lol You: You got the escape plans? Stranger: NO I THOUGHT YOU HAD THEM You: SHIT!! Stranger: D: Stranger: we're fucked, now. You: I Must've left them in the shower... You: SHIT You: WTF are we gonna do?? You: OHfuckohfuckohduck Stranger: go get them You: OKAY You: Calm down You: I have a plan: Stranger: better be a good one You: I'll do the one-two step You: you do the macarena You: and together Stranger: LOLOLOLOL Stranger: XD You: we'll bring these fuckers to justice You: and restore world peace You: then we can fuck You: k? Stranger: id rather do the Stranger: um Stranger: whats it called You: Hokey Kokee? Stranger: thats the one You: Running Man? You: WELL TOUGH SHIT SON You: Macarena is your sepciality You: so get on it like a hot shitting duck! Stranger: im sick of that shit You: I'm sick of your shit You: Day in Day out Stranger: Stranger: /wrists You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You: DOn't go on me! You: *reaches for bandainds* Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . You: I'll save you Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: .. Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: no thanks Stranger: . Stranger: . Stranger: . You: LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY JENNNNNNNNKIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS! Stranger: lmfao Stranger: i heard you liek mudkipz You: UG? You: Cos I LOVE MUDKIPZ Stranger: TETSUOOOO You: I <3s him You: But he touches me Stranger: in private places? Stranger: like your daddy? You: yup You: My dad's dead Stranger: that bastard You: you fuckin find that funny? You: MY DADS FUCKIN DEAD DUDE Stranger: good You: Fuck you man You: SIngle mother You: low income Stranger: i hope he slit his tummy open and his guts fell onto the floor and he slipped and fell Stranger: and drowned You: and you think that shits funny? Stranger: in his Stranger: own blood You: Fuck you man] You: bkudAJKFVKEWVFEWVWA Stranger: no u You have disconnected. We could never get on. You are a legend James! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alicia Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Stranger: Hi You: You like apples ? Your conversational partner has disconnected. WHATS WRONG WITH APPLES, OMG! xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guro Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Yo yp Stranger: sup Stranger: how r u? You: I'm Edith Piaf! Stranger: cool, who si that You: that is me. Stranger: thats cool Stranger: where are u You: i'm in france You: you? You: No, de rrrrien de rrrrien! Stranger: oo c'est bon! J'habit Canada Stranger: meh, my french is not good Stranger: lol You: lols You: Canada needs to stop the seal hunting!! Stranger: im sorry?? You: that's not enough. Stranger: well i give my dog to you Stranger: does that count You: only if it's a yorkie. Stranger: hahha Stranger: sure You: i'm a geek, but that makes me cyewl Stranger: french men are hot You: yeah, we are. Stranger: lol Stranger: ur probably strait tho Stranger: thats not exciting You: i'm not, exciting is my middlename! Stranger: ur gay male? You: nah, i'm transsexual Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1 Posted April 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Stranger: HiYou: You like apples ? Your conversational partner has disconnected. WHATS WRONG WITH APPLES, OMG! xD Maybe they were allergic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 I love how you keep saying cyewl. Last of the day, I gotta go. Have fun without me guys! You: Honey, I gotta go, some give me one last laugh... You: Before... You: IT You: Happens... You: *sob* Stranger: HEY JOSS! You: YO BROTHER You: i hate your guts i hope you choke Stranger: GUTS? You: i just fucked you while you blinked, happy now? Stranger: NO You: darling You: you are You: -U-G-L-Y You: you aint got no allaby You: YOU UGLY Stranger: REALLY? You: HEY HEY Stranger: FUCK! You: YOU UGLY Stranger: Thanks! You: np You: bye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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