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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: well hello

You: do you like..........................................................

You: periods?

Stranger: never had one thanks

You: no i mean periods

Stranger: i know

Stranger: i'm a guy

You: but guys have periods all the time

Stranger: alas, hormonally perhaps

You: no

Stranger: so says some research

You: if you use proper punctuation you will have many periods

Stranger: oh, but in that case it is not i who have the period, but rather the paper

Stranger: or computer

You: because they come from you

Stranger: and as such they are no longer part of you

Stranger: if someone wrote a sentence on me, then i would have a period

Stranger: two sentences, two periods

You: you have but two periods?

Stranger: alas, i've never had any periods, as we've discussed, because i'm a guy

You: what about bleeding of the asshole?

Stranger: ah, such is another matter

You: no

You: this is another matter http://cgi.4chan.org/gif/src/1238611862488.gif

Stranger: uh oh

Stranger: it's 4chan

Stranger: but what is it

You: its a gif

Stranger: i know

You: i cant stop laughing at it

Stranger: oh i've seen it

You: shame

You: have you seen

You: tony blairs

You: cock

Stranger: have you voted for moot yet?

You: no

You: 4chan i for dickweeds

Stranger: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/oxfordshire/7974948.stm

You: i dont want it to eat me

Stranger: so did you vote for obama

You: im not a yank

Stranger: you're under 18 then?

Stranger: one day your turn will come

Stranger: worry not

You: im not from shitty america

Stranger: you're from nice america eh?

Stranger: which part

You: yeh

You: the one that dont exist

Stranger: ah

Stranger: dare i ask where you're actually from?

You: the moon

Stranger: somewhere in the former british empire i predict

Stranger: bermuda?

You: i guess your close

You: but no

Stranger: zimbabwe?

You: england.

Stranger: ah, cheerio govnah

You: cause we all talk like that

You: prick

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: lol

Stranger: hey im from Russia, want a mail order bride ?

You: huh?

Stranger: okay she will be sent right away

You: no thanks

Stranger: she is getting on the boat right now to your location

You: o.0

Stranger: she will be here in a couple weeks

You: i said no

Stranger: yes ?

You: naw

Stranger: too late shes already on the boat and its undocked

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lol wtf

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello there

Stranger: i hope you don't have gilles

You: jedi dont have gilles

Stranger: hello

You: do you?

Stranger: jedi?!

Stranger: are you 4 real

You: i am real

You: do you want to see my lightsaber?

Stranger: no thanx

Stranger: i'm afraid

Stranger: do not like star wars

Stranger: but respect

You: ah thats a shame

Stranger: i'm sorry

You: are you a servant of the dark side?

Stranger: yes i am

Stranger: but do not tell it

You: DIE MOTHERFUCKAAAAAA

Stranger: to the people

Stranger: o my

Stranger: jedi relax

Stranger: i wont kill

Stranger: you're my friend

Stranger: we can make babies

You: but your evil

You: no no one makes my jedi babies

Stranger: so what

Stranger: evil is nice

You: evil is bad

Stranger: why not

You: because jedi re produce a sexually

Stranger: a aaaah

Stranger: your mother lied to you

Stranger: evil is really nice

You: i didnt have a mother

You: i was grown in a lab

Stranger: why not

You: and have two fathers

Stranger: so you do not know what love is

Stranger: aha

Stranger: respect

Stranger: did you like them?

You: no they made strange noises at night

You: thankfully master achmed saved me and taught me the ways of the almighty one

Stranger: really

Stranger: what kind of noises

You: and that to destroy that evil we must destroy the infidels

Stranger: did you cry about it and then pied in your lab bed

Stranger: and know you want to take a look on the dark side?

You: we must destroy the darkside

Stranger: no way baby

Stranger: take a look on the dark side

You: no the dark side is shi8t

Stranger: i will show you the pleasure of the darkside

Stranger: i think you've got the wrong information

Stranger: jedi

You: there is no pleasure in getting bummed

Stranger: people lie to you because you're a little baby

You: achmed did not lie

You: he told me we must destroy america to inturn destroy the darkside

Stranger: achemd is a liar

Stranger: this sounds like terrorism

Stranger: terrorism is a bad thing jedi

You: achmed is more of a father than my other fathers ever where

You: he tells me this "white house" is where a sith lord lives, it must be destroyed

Stranger: o

Stranger: i think he means the bathroom

Stranger: there are lots of lords

Stranger: if you know what i mean jedi

Stranger: take a deep shit and everything is okay

Stranger: and then wecan discover the dark side

Stranger: it is oke

Stranger: don't be afraid jeid

You: i shall just destroy the whole house and then the world and allah shall rejoice my name

Stranger: allah hates star wars i think

You: this darth obama must be destroyed or the light will never prevail

Stranger: Ok

Stranger: what do you think about lolly

You: what is this lolly infidel

Stranger: take a look

Stranger: http://www.schattig.nl

You: i do not click the links of an infidel

Stranger: why not silly

You: because they could ruin my plans

Stranger: i'm going to leave you jedi

Stranger: causeyou're a boring jedi

Stranger: so

You: jedi shall defeat you sith

Stranger: bye bye little baby jedi

You: good day infidel

Stranger: no way

Stranger: love you 4 ever

Stranger: x

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: I am your saviour

Stranger: haha hello jebus

You: you seem to have mis-spelt my name

You: how blasphemous

Stranger: save jebus!!!!

You: I don't need saving

You: unless it's savings on car insurance

Stranger: ok so whats wrong?

Stranger: haha

You: nothing is wrong

Stranger: where you from like nomsayin?

You: except no one believes me when I say I'm Jesus

You: Jerusalem

Stranger: yea but he doesnt exist so you cant really be jesus

You: I have a beard and bread and wine

You: and a white robe

Stranger: me too

Stranger: i can get one

You: it won't be as good as mine

Stranger: yea it'll be better

You: jews made this robe

You: not chinese kids

Stranger: off ebay shamone

You: Jesus doesn't like ebay

Stranger: hey whats wrong with slave labour. it gets stuff done

Stranger: jesus doesnt have a paypal acount

You: he does not

You: he has a post office account

Stranger: gypsey

Stranger: see ye

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Stranger: hi

You: OMGZ HAI

Stranger: ?

You: hello sexy pants

You: how you dooooin ;)

Stranger: lol

Stranger: are u a men ?

You: that indeed was a very lol worthy statement right there.

You: Im not men, no.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: how old r u ?

You: Im 7117 and a half days old.

You: what about you?

Stranger: 5862

You: so you're younger than me? cool beanage!

Stranger: yes, let's fuck ?

You: lets not.

Stranger: i like that !

You: i dont like that!

You: SPONGE BOB DOES NOT LIKE THAT

Stranger: you'r not a bitch, that's cool

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello.

You: hiii

You: are you a rabbit?

Stranger: Yee

Stranger: Are you /b/

You: hellz yeah. then i've just found the love of my life

Stranger: Oh

Stranger: Me too!

Stranger: And then

You: then what??

Stranger: Then

Stranger: THE WORLD COLLIDED

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hahaha

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wow this person gets bored:

 

You: lol

Stranger: LOLZ

You: hai

Stranger: sup, bb?

You: NM et U?

Stranger: :-/

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LOL wow.

 

 

You: hai

Stranger: hello

You: wuzzup

Stranger: not much of anything, what's up with you

You: same rly

Stranger: neat

You: yup, interesting.

You: I think this website is pretty strange...

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Stranger: whats the secret word?

You: bacon

Stranger: no

You: dammit

Stranger: damn you

Stranger: tootles dear

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Stranger: big ups rapty in da house!!

You: wtf

Stranger: dont leave a mofo hangin cuz!

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Stranger: Phil? Phil Connors? I thought that was you! Hey now, don't you tell me you don't remember me 'cause I sure as heckfire remember you!

You: The sex just wasn't that great.

Stranger: speaking

Stranger: of that

Stranger: i need to go jerk off now.

Stranger: thanks for reminding me!

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O.o haha horny bastard

 

 

 

Stranger: POPCORN

You: AND CHEESE

You: oh yes please

Stranger: YESSS

CHEDDAR

Stranger: excellent

You: NO NO

You: I INSIST ON SWISS

Stranger: can we meet on parmesean

You: mmm.. i think that is possible

Stranger: what are your thoughts on mozarella

You: mozarella? its a bit iffy

You: totally the wrong shape

You: good for nothing

Stranger: Hmm

Stranger: its good for pasta

Stranger: I like provleone

Stranger: that is a good sandwich cheese

You: Hmm..

You: i think havarti is good for sandwhiches

Stranger: That is also delicious

You: indeed it is my dear friend!

You: So may i ask

Stranger: Ask away

You: what is your oppinion on blue vein cheese?

Stranger: It's a bit strong for me at times

Stranger: but i find it delicious on burgers

You: Burgers?

You: really!

Stranger: Yes!

You: i find it exist on crackers

Stranger: Like you stuff the burgers with it

You: with just a touch of vegimite

Stranger: very decadent and delicious

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that was odd

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so bored today so this has been good fun! lol

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: are you the cable guy?

Stranger: yes

You: good. can you fix my tv then?

Stranger: no... sorry

You: why not?

Stranger: crt or lcd?

You: lcd

Stranger: big?

You: very big

Stranger: how big?

Stranger: :)

Stranger: over 50"?

You: about 1 mile

Stranger: ok... then it's too small

Stranger: hard to repair

You: damn. oh well.

You: thanks anyway.

Stranger: ive got balls of steel

You: nice to know

Stranger: blow it out your ass

You: bit rude

Stranger: ive got balls of steel

You: yeah you said that already..douche

Stranger: i'll rip your head off and shit down your neck

You: COME ON THEN!

Stranger: ive got balls of steel

You: no you haven't cos you're a little girl

Stranger: balls balls balls

You: yeah you sure talk a lot about balls...weird

Stranger: sorry

You: you will be!

Stranger: shame on me...

Stranger: sorry..

Stranger: bye

You: fuck off!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: cool?

You: are you my father?

Stranger: yes

You: no you're not! LIAR!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: who are you?

Stranger: I'm me.

You: hi me. i'm superman

Stranger: Hello superman

You: have you seen batman lately?

Stranger: yeah, the last I saw him, he was doing it with Robin.

You: really? yeah i just killed him

You: and spiderman

You: and bananaman

You: and all the fantastic 4

You: so superman is the only superhero left

Stranger: not Jessica Alba

Stranger: !

You: yeah Jessica Alba...dead!

Stranger: She was one of the fantastic 4

Stranger: damn you

You: yeah she dead now

You: do you want me to kill anyone for you?

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