Andrew Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 There are some strange people on there Including you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneFarro Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey. are you superman? Stranger: no sorry, I'm Antman You: okay my mistake. sorry to bother you You have disconnected. You: hi You: are you superman? Stranger: hey Stranger: nope Stranger: im spidey Stranger: who are u? You: i'm batman Stranger: oh man cool Stranger: remember Stranger: great powers comes with great responsibilites You: yeah i will. thanks spidey Stranger: yeah Stranger: i'll go look for my superwoman You: see you at the superhero convention Stranger: bye batman Stranger: yea see ya You: bye You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophie_*! Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 This site is amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xmurderxlovex Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: 2+2= You: .... You: ... You: .. You: . Stranger: seventeen You: ........ You: CORRECT Stranger: or 4 You: ily. You: lets fuck. Stranger: yays You: 3+3= Stranger: do i wun? You: you has wun. You: mah virtues. Stranger: 6? Stranger: excellent You: OMFG. You: YOURE A GEENIUS. Stranger: i like to think so You: like charlie sheen. You: so sexy. You: -drool- You: 2+0= You: .... You: ... Stranger: haha ok You: . You: ... You: .... You: CMON. ITS EASY. Stranger: 2 You: YAY. You: < 3 You: So. You: How are your vows going? You: Mine are great. You: A few more lines...and I'm done. Stranger: vows? You: I got my dress. You: Yes. You: Wedding vows. You: We're getting married. Stranger: so youre basically batshit retarded then? You: And on our honeymoon in Vancouver, You: we'll have 14 children reporduced by the year 2089. You: Is that okay by you?! Stranger: wow Stranger: i dont have time for this madness You: I guess it is! You: BUTBUT. You: WE HAVE TO GET MARRIED. Stranger: nah You: ITS MY DESTINY. You: TO MARRY A GEENIUS. ....WTF. xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwik-silva Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Its blocked at school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 I'mma try... You: Hellooo Stranger: supppppp?????????? You: What's your name? Stranger: Davi Stranger: you? You: Uncle Fucker. Stranger: that's a pretty gay name bro You: I've come to molest you, kiddy. You: Bro? Wanna make incest babies? Stranger: no not really Stranger: want to make hats for our dicks? You: Might aswell, don't wanna waste a hard-on now, do I? Stranger: yeah, I know you don't get them often when it counts You: Y'know, it seems we're on the same level, I can see myself thoroughly enjoying raping you and your family. Stranger: I will allow it Stranger: you must first locate them though Stranger: THE RACE BEGINS Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alicia Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 ^ OMFG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Haha, I know! Another coming up soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 This one has just gone too far... :/ You: hewo You: hi You: hey You: howdy You: hello You: hiya Stranger: Hi! what your name? You: Ben Dover. You: Yours? Stranger: ?? Stranger: mex =) Stranger: Live where? You: Well, that's a stupid name. You: I live in your anul fur. You: I'm gonna send you a picture of my genital region... Stranger: q your name is legal. -.- You: Would you like to lick my ripples? Stranger: nor I, not short =) You: FUCK OFF YOU TWAT OR I'LL SUCK YOUR EYE BALLS THEN SHOVE THEM UP YOUR REAR PASSAGE Stranger: you are homosexual? You: I AM YOUR DAD You: I'll be gentle, I promise. Stranger: is nothing :/ My father died :/ You: Yeah, well, I'm back babeh. Stranger: Where do you live in the same real? You: Ghost sex is more fun, I promise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Meh: Stranger: hello You: Hey hey. Stranger: whats up You: Not not much much you you? You: Sorry sorry, I I have have a a stutter stutter. Stranger: siihbaping You: Wanna wanna touch touch my my soggy soggy penis penis? Stranger: yes They then disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alicia Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 You: Hey! Stranger: yo You: I like anal sex. Stranger: sweet You: You too? Stranger: prolapse? Stranger: hmmm yeah You: Yummi !. Stranger: wanna cyber? You: haha, no n00b. Stranger: go on You: Cherry cherry boom boom! Stranger: PUT YOUR DIRTY GERMAN COCK IN MY FAT SLIT YOU FILTHY KRAUT You: lol im not german. Stranger: Who cares Stranger: lets go You: & i dont have a cock either, You: xD Stranger: fritzle style You: i have a pussy. You: xD Stranger: i bet its greasy You: nahh its bald & tight You: so sexy. Stranger: your blatantly a man You: haha no. You: xD. Stranger: asl Stranger: 66/m/texas You: 66? Stranger: yeah You: Omg. xDDDDDD Stranger: how old are you? You: 16 You: xD. Stranger: too old im affraid You: LOL YEAH. Stranger: (you) You: EW.... You: xDD You have disconnected. That made no sense at all xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alicia Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 You: hi! Stranger: hello there You: Whats your fav. colour? Your conversational partner has disconnected. OH LOL. xDD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JadeIsRad Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 You: wtf you like cock?! Stranger: yeah especially while i strangle mexicans in my shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwik-silva Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 .... Wtf?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alicia Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 hahahahaha, that dude is legend. xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JadeIsRad Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 ^ I know, right xD Stranger: do me a blowjob? Stranger: that is okay? You: lmfao nah You: your english is shit Stranger: yes Stranger: hahaha lmfao wut da haaale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 LOL at the colour one, Alicia. I've decided I'm gonna have a completely different personality for every conversation: Stranger: hi You: Hey! Stranger: :] You: What's your name? Stranger: vinicius Stranger: waht about? You: are you male or female? Stranger: u Stranger: whats your name? You: maria Stranger: im male o.x You: cool Stranger: maria cecilia? Stranger: your name is maria cecília or just maria? You: who said cecilia? You: i have this urge... You: to... You: just... You: completely..... You: suck.... You: a pen Stranger: o.x You: do you have a moustache? Stranger: moustache? no Stranger: do you? You: what do you have? Stranger: xD You: i have a moustache on my back Stranger: i have many things Stranger: on your back? You: any spotty things? You: yes You: im a toad Stranger: wait You: will you be my princess? Stranger: but You: yes? You: what's wrong maria? Stranger: if you want, i can be You: awh, maria, you're so sweer You: *sweet Stranger: should i say that? You: can i please wax your nipples? Stranger: maria, you're so sweet :B You: who's maria? You: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?! Stranger: o.o Stranger: are you crazy You: SLUT Stranger: why do you want to wax my nipples? Stranger: and... i thought you was maria You: because you are a rhino You: EVERYBODY HATES MARIA Stranger: one of my best friends is called maria Stranger: and i dont hate her You: IM GOING TO BURN DOWN HER HOUSE Stranger: and im not a rhino You: fuck off you toadstool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1 Posted April 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: JIZZ IN MAH PANTS You: I GOT JIZZ IN MAH PANTS You: JIZZ You: IN You: MAH You: PANTS You: Tastes funny You: I said: You: ... You: TASTES You: FUCKING You: FUNNY You: Ya dig? They wont answer meh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 I thought he'd leave but he continued: Stranger: o.x Stranger: and im going to burn your house You: well ill suck your cock You: oh wait, you havent got one Stranger: o.o Stranger: yes, i got a big one You: bigger than uranus? Stranger: and thats why u want to suck it You: guess what? Stranger: not bigger than uranus but Stranger: bigger than you ass You: i'm a 45 year old man called michael and you're turning me on. Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: im gay and i dont want you You: YOU'VE BEEN A WONDERFUL AUDIENCE, LATERS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1 Posted April 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Yo You: diddly dan Stranger: Hi You: I'm George Your conversational partner has disconnected. Mother Fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1 Posted April 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heelo damn You: TROJAN HORSE! TROJAN HORSE! You: TROJAN HORSE! You: TROJAN You: HORSE Stranger: damn, is so hard find some guy interesting here Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alicia Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 ^ Shannon, im sure now. You're nuts. one dude just asked my boobsize, while i said i was a male. xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alicia Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Yo You: diddly dan Stranger: Hi You: I'm George Your conversational partner has disconnected. Mother Fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTarget Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 ^ Shannon, im sure now.You're nuts. one dude just asked my boobsize, while i said i was a male. xD Haha, what part made you decide? Stranger: crazy people here You: i know, right? Stranger: youre one of them arent you You: i dont think so.. i tend to be more sensible and close down the bizarre conversations. what about you? Stranger: same here You: I WANNA FUCK A DOG IN THE ASS Stranger: well thats perfectly normal Stranger: we all do You: DUDE, I ONCE FUCKED A SEAGULL ON THE BEACH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alicia Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 ^ all parts xDDDD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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