captain.obvious Posted February 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 I look like a dumbass with any facial hair whatsoever so I never do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordypord Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 I can only grow half a moustache, makes me feel like half a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travel_hymn Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 i generally don't like facial hair at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waketheearth Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 It really depends on the type of beard. Some are attractive while others are downright yuck. This. Some of my guy friends look AMAZING with beards, others need to not grow facial hair EVER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain.obvious Posted February 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 http://www.alphabetofmanliness.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 http://www.alphabetofmanliness.com/ Looks manly, I checked out the description on Play.com Finally, a book that guarantees your balls will be stomped; a book so manly that it will make even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly, it needs to be shaved: The Alphabet of Manliness. This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. Here's a small sample of the ass-kickery found within these revered pages of outright manliness:People getting drop-kicked in the face Phallic aggression Violence in excess of what has come to be known as excessive Garish disregard for the well-being of children Contempt for animals, women, and other cultures Shit jokes Intimidating rhetoric Obscure penile references Tit punching The triumph of flannel over good taste. This book is only for the saltiest, hairiest, most rugged son of a bitch out there. However, it would be selfish to keep it for myself, so feel free to buy a copy. This humble tome of wisdom is a tribute to all men who toil away at work every day, getting their balls busted, or busting balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 My friend has that book. I haven't read all of it, but I've read bits of it and the parts I've read are fucking epic as it is, let alone if I read the whole thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivalagloria Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 lol A gentlemen just wouldn't do that. He'd talk about boobs too :rotfl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 The Alphabet of Manliness is an excellent book. I bought mine when it came out in the States and had to get it imported haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SalsaC Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Gentlemen, we have a problem. Who wants to admit spraying deodorant/aftershave/cologne/whatever on their clothes? IT SMELLS FUCKING REPULSIVE, DON'T DO IT FUK. Speaking of which, the last one I got for myself is Calvin Klein's Euphoria. Kinda fruity and sweet. I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Don't spray antiperspirant on your clothes. White marks galore. I'm quite liking a Bench spray I have at the moment. And Deodorants > Antiperspirants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SalsaC Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 For sure! I use Baldessarini from Hugo Boss as a deodorant, and it's g00d. And I don't smell it on every man that I come across on my adventures. Never heard of Bench, though. HINT: If you want to smell like a gentleMAN, try Thierry Mugler's Angel Men or Bvlgari's Pour Homme Soir. For special occasions only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Bench usually make clothes, but I had a deodorant/shower gel set for christmas. I usually use Ted Baker or Trevor Sorbie as well, they aren't the most popular. Ted Baker sprays are expensive though, something like £4 (compared to Lynx/Axe sprays that are usually about £2) but I don't bother with super fancy after shave or anything. I have a Nivea for men aftershave "cooling balm" thing which has a nice smell to it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SalsaC Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 I try to use the aftershave balm when I remember because it makes my skin ridiculously smooth. Excuse me now, old bean. I have other business to attend to. BLEND THE SCENT WITH YOUR BODY'S NATURAL CHEMISTRY, NOT WITH ARTIFICAL FIBERS FUK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Dr. Dre. Opinions? Views? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 You mean is he a gentleman or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Just wanting a gentleman's opinion on his musical stylings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Just wanting a gentleman's opinion on his musical stylings. I'd say you're probably the best person to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
777 Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Always wanted to be one of those respectable old gentlemanly guys you see on tv with suits and a cigar, sitting in a mansion I own in a room with a fireplace. I'd also like to know how to drink responsibly too and have a 40 of JD and drink that straight in some glass cup. I also would like some young lawyer to be intimidated by me too as I am sitting down in my leather sofa drinking by the fire place. so pretty much I want something impossible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 Always wanted to be one of those respectable old gentlemanly guys you see on tv with suits and a cigar, sitting in a mansion I own in a room with a fireplace. I'd also like to know how to drink responsibly too and have a 40 of JD and drink that straight in some glass cup. I also would like some young lawyer to be intimidated by me too as I am sitting down in my leather sofa drinking by the fire place. so pretty much I want something impossible. So you want a cross between Hugh Hefner and Don Corleone from The Godfather? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
777 Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 I can do without the fornication of Hefner, and could definitely do with the swagger of Don Corleone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 I can do without the fornication of Hefner, and could definitely do with the swagger of Don Corleone. Hugh Corleone it is. Why does that make me think of Hugh Grant as a gangster? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SalsaC Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Always wanted to be one of those respectable old gentlemanly guys you see on tv with suits and a cigar, sitting in a mansion I own in a room with a fireplace. I'd also like to know how to drink responsibly too and have a 40 of JD and drink that straight in some glass cup. Switch JD with brandy, and that's exactly what I did with some friends once. Many rounds of bridge were played with ragtime music from the '20s as background. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hubabalou Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Always wanted to be one of those respectable old gentlemanly guys you see on tv with suits and a cigar, sitting in a mansion I own in a room with a fireplace. I'd also like to know how to drink responsibly too and have a 40 of JD and drink that straight in some glass cup. I also would like some young lawyer to be intimidated by me too as I am sitting down in my leather sofa drinking by the fire place. so pretty much I want something impossible. I know this is the Man thread, but since Ross randomly pops into the Ladies thread I thought I would say something.... What you just described..... thats my brother. Spot on. Its pretty fantastic. Except he hasnt intimidated any young lawyers.... yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 I know this is the Man thread, but since Ross randomly pops into the Ladies thread I thought I would say something.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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